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Zerg Only!
With the new season starting, everyone is trying frantically to get up the ladder as soon as possible. i'm here writing my new guide that can get you to the top of the ICCUP ladder easily. If executed well and often enough can get you to B- minimum. I've been trying this strategy out and I think this can work well.
Everything is standard, you go for standard builds against both races, 9 pools work the best however. After you get about 6 zerglings, try to rush up his ramp and kill all his units. If this doesn't work. Pause the game, download as many torrents, video files, etc. as you can. This will cause an incredible amount of lag
If he tries change the latency to extra high, lower it back down to low. This is where it gets tricky. If he tries to drop you, pause all the downloads to return to normal latency. Every now and then, pop them back up. This will cause them to often leave the game in frustration. In this case you have won. If they disregard that and go for the kill just let the stuff download until he has no choice but to drop you.
I'm currently A+ rank so far with a 67-1 record. The loss was from me having to quit to go to my Girlfriends house for an orgy (High ICCUP ranks turn girls on!).
 
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United States11637 Posts
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...fail, I'm sure people will report you
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On December 08 2008 07:55 boesthius wrote:
5/5
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On December 08 2008 07:55 il0seonpurpose wrote:
...fail, I'm sure people will report you whoosh!
+ Show Spoiler +also known as the sound of the joke flying way over your head 
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not even remotely funny
you should probably end yourself
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Just for people to make sure they're doing it right, you could get messages like
"this isn't worth the points!"
" STOP DL'ING PORN!
"I'm fucking out of here!"
"Bullshit player!"
I'd write more but I'm going a date with a supermodel CYA!
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On December 08 2008 08:11 Tropics wrote:
not even remotely funny
you should probably end yourself
Just because your jealous of playing 30 minute games and still losing doesn't mean you should stay home, drink heavily alone at night commenting rudely on my guide!
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Why not just download cheat engine and slow the game to .1 so you don't get a drop box if your gonna be a dick atlest do it right.
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Do torrents actually fuck with your game that bad? Usually downloads dont influence my gamespeed much and just generally laggers always lag and non laggers dont.
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On December 08 2008 08:11 Tropics wrote:
not even remotely funny
you should probably end yourself
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Chef troll attempt has set the bar too high =]
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On December 08 2008 08:28 MiniRoman wrote:
Do torrents actually fuck with your game that bad? Usually downloads dont influence my gamespeed much and just generally laggers always lag and non laggers dont.
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On December 08 2008 08:28 MiniRoman wrote:
Do torrents actually fuck with your game that bad? Usually downloads dont influence my gamespeed much and just generally laggers always lag and non laggers dont.
Depends on your bandwith, as long as you put a limit on your download that leaves enough room for your connection to handle sc without lag it's fine.
I have a 100mbit connection so I couldnt even lag the game if I tried lol.
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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS.
30/0 atm
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Is that the original source of the shield battery quote? I don't remember seeing it in any post before that one.
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Osaka27154 Posts
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i wanted to give you 0 stars but no option like that so 1/5
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I wouldn't leave the game if I were your opponent rofl
I'd probably alt tab and look browse the net and MSN shit, while tabbing back and fourth and listening to music.
But then again, most people don't have patience like me 
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I didn't think it was too unfunny. I laughed at the orgy thing at the end.
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Clearly wouldnt work, once you got to D+ someone would report you, and you'd get banned >_<
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This is soooooooo not worth it.
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United States11637 Posts
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wow dirty thoughts >_> very mean
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You caused a sudden influx of NerdRage! 5/5 Blog!
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10/10 troll. I laughed heartily.
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United States17042 Posts
5/5 troll.
but 1/5 because there are people who actually do that on iccup ><;;
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On December 08 2008 11:00 Capuano wrote:
10/10 troll. I laughed heartily.
It's not a troll......
And also, everyone who says something bad about this knows it's because it's happened to them!
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Baa?21244 Posts
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Dude... this is like admitting that you hack... -_-
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I didn't really find this humorous at all. I feel like this type of joking is old and unfunny now; a lot like the 1a2a3a Protoss jokes.
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EPT
