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Sugar free polo's are fucking diabolical

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Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 01:50:38
November 20 2008 01:44 GMT
#1
Long story short, I bought 2 packs of sugar free polo's and ate them both in like an hour and a half. When I got home, i was literally taking a piss out of my ass. This is probably the most unpleasent thing EVER.

Seriously, no hard bits. And it's happend 4 times tonight and it literally turns the water and bowl a horrible brown color. Worst part is I feel another one coming.

***
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
November 20 2008 01:49 GMT
#2
Wonderful.
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
November 20 2008 01:51 GMT
#3
Not something I really wanted or cared to read about...
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Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
November 20 2008 01:51 GMT
#4
lol.... =( I don't even know what to say to this... But I must comment on the hilarity. I lol'd.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24660 Posts
November 20 2008 01:51 GMT
#5
You seriously shouldn't have posted this.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
November 20 2008 01:52 GMT
#6
What are polos?
Karma is a bitch
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
November 20 2008 01:54 GMT
#7
On November 20 2008 10:51 micronesia wrote:
You seriously shouldn't have posted this.


it's sorta like advice

and siz.fantasy, polo are a small minty thing with a hole in the middle
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 20 2008 01:56 GMT
#8
Hey guys, just thought you would all want to know, I am having some digestive problems.

Also, I have a hangnail.

Updates later.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 20 2008 01:57 GMT
#9
I have had the type of shits you are talking about. Where it literally feels like you are pissing from your ass, its just a stream of brown goodness. Clean up is a bit of a hassle....
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 01:59:40
November 20 2008 01:58 GMT
#10
On November 20 2008 10:52 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
What are polos?
-
those circle mints with holes in the center. like a lifesaver, but mint style.

at least we now know better not to eat sugar free polos.
edit- forgetting your making a post and hitting post 4 min later totally renders posts usesless .
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 01:58:43
November 20 2008 01:58 GMT
#11
On November 20 2008 10:57 Mastermind wrote:
I have had the type of shits you are talking about. Where it literally feels like you are pissing from your ass, its just a stream of brown goodness. Clean up is a bit of a hassle....


When you wiped did you like.. slip?

i seriously won't make that mistake again
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24660 Posts
November 20 2008 02:06 GMT
#12
On November 20 2008 10:54 Pads wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2008 10:51 micronesia wrote:
You seriously shouldn't have posted this.


it's sorta like advice
I STAND BY WHAT I SAID. Definitely.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
November 20 2008 02:07 GMT
#13
5/5 would read again
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 20 2008 02:26 GMT
#14
Yay blog section!!!!
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prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
November 20 2008 02:48 GMT
#15
I feel for ya paddy
Oh no
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
November 20 2008 03:06 GMT
#16
On November 20 2008 10:56 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Hey guys, just thought you would all want to know, I am having some digestive problems.

Also, I have a hangnail.

Updates later.


Please dont leave me in suspense
(Zan) :: http://www.twitch.tv/byzantiumsc :: Terran Player currently teamless ::
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
November 20 2008 03:16 GMT
#17
Does anyone know how to stop this? i wanna go to sleep but i'm scared of waking up tomorow with shit juice everywhere

seriously
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
November 20 2008 03:20 GMT
#18
On November 20 2008 12:16 Pads wrote:
Does anyone know how to stop this? i wanna go to sleep but i'm scared of waking up tomorow with shit juice everywhere

seriously


Wear a diaper. But if none are at hand, just use the bathroom before you go to bed, you should be fine. Other than that you really don't have any other options.
(Zan) :: http://www.twitch.tv/byzantiumsc :: Terran Player currently teamless ::
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
November 20 2008 03:22 GMT
#19
fucking omg i've been holding it for like an hour and i can feel a huge one coming.. i would provide pics but i dont have a camera, it's really fucking hilarious looking at it though lololol
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 03:28:32
November 20 2008 03:27 GMT
#20
fuck it im going for it

edit: got scared and came back
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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
November 20 2008 03:58 GMT
#21
you probably have a stomach virus. stay hydrated, people can die from this kind of thing. keep drinking fluids and take peptobismal and do not mix with tylenol.

-itzme_petey M.D.
MD Anderson Medical Center
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LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
November 20 2008 04:05 GMT
#22
i was eating when i read this.

1/5.
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Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
November 20 2008 04:10 GMT
#23
i srsly hope you wern't eating sugar free polo's

anyway it seems to have calmed down a bit now, although i still have stomach pains a bit but whatever i can sleep at least!
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
November 20 2008 04:17 GMT
#24
You probably did get a stomach virus. I highly doubt it was from the polo's.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 20 2008 04:32 GMT
#25
This happens to me whenever I'm stressed out, haven't gotten enough sleep, and especially if I've been drinking a lot of tea. Or if I've eaten anything my mother has cooked. Fucking sucks. Literally used to get it like 6 days a week for months this year... Recently I've been fine, but today was one of those brutal stomach flu days. It'd be fine if you could get it all over with in one go, but noo, you keep having to run back and forth to the bathroom. If you get it during the day when you have shit to do, you're just fucked.
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Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
November 20 2008 04:36 GMT
#26
lol @ "literally pissing out of my ass"

5/5 just because I liked your description
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 20 2008 04:41 GMT
#27
I had to figure out what the heck these were. For anyone else that was curious:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polo_(mint)

I thought shirt the first time I read it.

And then i went wtf and went to google.
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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
November 20 2008 04:49 GMT
#28
I used to drink a pink Sobe juice kinda and it would make you shit water like crazy ==

Called it the shit juice. It was good though
Nak Allstar.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 20 2008 04:54 GMT
#29
why would you keep drinking it if it made you shit water...
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x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 20 2008 05:02 GMT
#30
thats gross yo.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 20 2008 05:07 GMT
#31
On November 20 2008 13:49 MiniRoman wrote:
I used to drink a pink Sobe juice kinda and it would make you shit water like crazy ==

Called it the shit juice. It was good though

lol wut? I've had plenty of Sobes without having that problem...
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 20 2008 05:17 GMT
#32
Marketing slogans/formula

* "Polo, the mint with the hole"
* "The Mint,The Hole Mint and Nothing But The Mint!"
* "Holy Moly Minty!"
* "HOLE-Y REFRESHING"
* "Life's a Hole Lot Cooler!"
* "People Like Polo!"


LOL These are so bad.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 20 2008 05:26 GMT
#33
Are they only available in the US or something? I've never heard of them before....
And yes Chef, those slogans are horrible, I thought you had made them up or something but wtf!..
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 05:53:04
November 20 2008 05:52 GMT
#34
nvm..
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 20 2008 06:39 GMT
#35
HAhAHahha owned
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 20 2008 06:41 GMT
#36
Yay for pissing out of your ass! I so wanted to get a graphic image of that!~
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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
November 20 2008 07:28 GMT
#37
shitting water always makes my asshole really raw =[
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
November 20 2008 07:29 GMT
#38
shit juice ROFL
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
November 20 2008 18:24 GMT
#39
Thanks for the heads up, I will avoid these at all cost...
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16976 Posts
November 20 2008 20:02 GMT
#40
Sugar free? Sorbitol (the sweetener...I bet they have some sort of sugar alcohol like sorbitol, malitol, xylitol, etc) isn't absorbed well by the body, but it's still sweet, so it's used as one of those sugar-free sweeteners. Anyway, since it's not absorbed well, if you have -a lot- of it, it'll act as a laxative.

That's probably it.
Moderator
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
November 20 2008 21:19 GMT
#41
I think eating a large amount of anything with a lot of additives is generally not a good idea.

I think you could've gone into more detail too.
No I'm never serious.
stoles1960
Profile Joined March 2013
2 Posts
March 30 2013 21:43 GMT
#42
well i am a diabetic and have eaten as many as 4 packs in a day no probs here but if you read the label it does say excessive consumption can have a laxative effect
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 31 2013 01:28 GMT
#43
I did not need to see this thread while I'm eating beef stew
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
March 31 2013 02:21 GMT
#44
What the hell is with all these garbage bumps all the sudden?
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