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Sugar free polo's are fucking diabolical

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Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 01:50:38
November 20 2008 01:44 GMT
#1
Long story short, I bought 2 packs of sugar free polo's and ate them both in like an hour and a half. When I got home, i was literally taking a piss out of my ass. This is probably the most unpleasent thing EVER.

Seriously, no hard bits. And it's happend 4 times tonight and it literally turns the water and bowl a horrible brown color. Worst part is I feel another one coming.

***
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
November 20 2008 01:49 GMT
#2
Wonderful.
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
November 20 2008 01:51 GMT
#3
Not something I really wanted or cared to read about...
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
November 20 2008 01:51 GMT
#4
lol.... =( I don't even know what to say to this... But I must comment on the hilarity. I lol'd.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24660 Posts
November 20 2008 01:51 GMT
#5
You seriously shouldn't have posted this.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
November 20 2008 01:52 GMT
#6
What are polos?
Karma is a bitch
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
November 20 2008 01:54 GMT
#7
On November 20 2008 10:51 micronesia wrote:
You seriously shouldn't have posted this.


it's sorta like advice

and siz.fantasy, polo are a small minty thing with a hole in the middle
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 20 2008 01:56 GMT
#8
Hey guys, just thought you would all want to know, I am having some digestive problems.

Also, I have a hangnail.

Updates later.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 20 2008 01:57 GMT
#9
I have had the type of shits you are talking about. Where it literally feels like you are pissing from your ass, its just a stream of brown goodness. Clean up is a bit of a hassle....
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 01:59:40
November 20 2008 01:58 GMT
#10
On November 20 2008 10:52 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
What are polos?
-
those circle mints with holes in the center. like a lifesaver, but mint style.

at least we now know better not to eat sugar free polos.
edit- forgetting your making a post and hitting post 4 min later totally renders posts usesless .
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 01:58:43
November 20 2008 01:58 GMT
#11
On November 20 2008 10:57 Mastermind wrote:
I have had the type of shits you are talking about. Where it literally feels like you are pissing from your ass, its just a stream of brown goodness. Clean up is a bit of a hassle....


When you wiped did you like.. slip?

i seriously won't make that mistake again
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24660 Posts
November 20 2008 02:06 GMT
#12
On November 20 2008 10:54 Pads wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2008 10:51 micronesia wrote:
You seriously shouldn't have posted this.


it's sorta like advice
I STAND BY WHAT I SAID. Definitely.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
November 20 2008 02:07 GMT
#13
5/5 would read again
✌
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 20 2008 02:26 GMT
#14
Yay blog section!!!!
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
November 20 2008 02:48 GMT
#15
I feel for ya paddy
Oh no
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
November 20 2008 03:06 GMT
#16
On November 20 2008 10:56 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Hey guys, just thought you would all want to know, I am having some digestive problems.

Also, I have a hangnail.

Updates later.


Please dont leave me in suspense
(Zan) :: http://www.twitch.tv/byzantiumsc :: Terran Player currently teamless ::
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
November 20 2008 03:16 GMT
#17
Does anyone know how to stop this? i wanna go to sleep but i'm scared of waking up tomorow with shit juice everywhere

seriously
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
November 20 2008 03:20 GMT
#18
On November 20 2008 12:16 Pads wrote:
Does anyone know how to stop this? i wanna go to sleep but i'm scared of waking up tomorow with shit juice everywhere

seriously


Wear a diaper. But if none are at hand, just use the bathroom before you go to bed, you should be fine. Other than that you really don't have any other options.
(Zan) :: http://www.twitch.tv/byzantiumsc :: Terran Player currently teamless ::
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
November 20 2008 03:22 GMT
#19
fucking omg i've been holding it for like an hour and i can feel a huge one coming.. i would provide pics but i dont have a camera, it's really fucking hilarious looking at it though lololol
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-20 03:28:32
November 20 2008 03:27 GMT
#20
fuck it im going for it

edit: got scared and came back
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