you probably have a stomach virus. stay hydrated, people can die from this kind of thing. keep drinking fluids and take peptobismal and do not mix with tylenol.

-itzme_petey M.D.
MD Anderson Medical Center

LightRailCoyote

United States982 Posts

November 20 2008 04:05 GMT

#22

i was eating when i read this.

1/5.

Pads

England3228 Posts

November 20 2008 04:10 GMT

#23

i srsly hope you wern't eating sugar free polo's

anyway it seems to have calmed down a bit now, although i still have stomach pains a bit but whatever i can sleep at least!

Krohm

Canada1857 Posts

November 20 2008 04:17 GMT

#24

You probably did get a stomach virus. I highly doubt it was from the polo's.

Chef

10810 Posts

November 20 2008 04:32 GMT

#25

This happens to me whenever I'm stressed out, haven't gotten enough sleep, and especially if I've been drinking a lot of tea. Or if I've eaten anything my mother has cooked. Fucking sucks. Literally used to get it like 6 days a week for months this year... Recently I've been fine, but today was one of those brutal stomach flu days. It'd be fine if you could get it all over with in one go, but noo, you keep having to run back and forth to the bathroom. If you get it during the day when you have shit to do, you're just fucked.

Rayzorblade

United States1172 Posts

November 20 2008 04:36 GMT

#26

lol @ "literally pissing out of my ass"

5/5 just because I liked your description

GHOSTCLAW

United States17042 Posts

November 20 2008 04:41 GMT

#27

I had to figure out what the heck these were. For anyone else that was curious:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polo_(mint)

I thought shirt the first time I read it.

And then i went wtf and went to google.

MiniRoman

Canada3953 Posts

November 20 2008 04:49 GMT

#28

I used to drink a pink Sobe juice kinda and it would make you shit water like crazy ==

Called it the shit juice. It was good though

GHOSTCLAW

United States17042 Posts

November 20 2008 04:54 GMT

#29

why would you keep drinking it if it made you shit water...

x89titan

Philippines1130 Posts

November 20 2008 05:02 GMT

#30

thats gross yo.

Fontong

United States6454 Posts

November 20 2008 05:07 GMT

#31

On November 20 2008 13:49 MiniRoman wrote:
I used to drink a pink Sobe juice kinda and it would make you shit water like crazy ==

Called it the shit juice. It was good though

lol wut? I've had plenty of Sobes without having that problem...

Chef

10810 Posts

November 20 2008 05:17 GMT

#32

Marketing slogans/formula

* "Polo, the mint with the hole"
* "The Mint,The Hole Mint and Nothing But The Mint!"
* "Holy Moly Minty!"
* "HOLE-Y REFRESHING"
* "Life's a Hole Lot Cooler!"
* "People Like Polo!"

LOL These are so bad.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

November 20 2008 05:26 GMT

#33

Are they only available in the US or something? I've never heard of them before....
And yes Chef, those slogans are horrible, I thought you had made them up or something but wtf!..

itzme_petey

United States1400 Posts

November 20 2008 05:52 GMT

#34

nvm..

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

November 20 2008 06:39 GMT

#35

HAhAHahha owned

IntoTheWow

is awesome32277 Posts

November 20 2008 06:41 GMT

#36

Yay for pissing out of your ass! I so wanted to get a graphic image of that!~

yubee

United States3826 Posts

November 20 2008 07:28 GMT

#37

shitting water always makes my asshole really raw =[

{CC}StealthBlue

United States41117 Posts

November 20 2008 07:29 GMT

#38

shit juice ROFL

jello_biafra

United Kingdom6639 Posts

November 20 2008 18:24 GMT

#39

Thanks for the heads up, I will avoid these at all cost...

Empyrean

17018 Posts

November 20 2008 20:02 GMT

#40

Sugar free? Sorbitol (the sweetener...I bet they have some sort of sugar alcohol like sorbitol, malitol, xylitol, etc) isn't absorbed well by the body, but it's still sweet, so it's used as one of those sugar-free sweeteners. Anyway, since it's not absorbed well, if you have -a lot- of it, it'll act as a laxative.

That's probably it.