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Build order:
-Build comfort in class -> check
-smile and have smiles reciprocated -> check
-girl has no bf and is prob my type -> check
-fuck approach anxiety and number close -> check!
OK, now is where I just totally suck. It's like, I just learned a new build, direct counter to meh opponent's, gained an advantage, and then dunno wtf to do with the build order advantage after that to solidify the win.
the girl is a girl in meh class, we have chatted bullshit a bit b4, not much but apparently enough to be comfortable. anyways, I number closed this last thursday, and have not called/texted her between then and now (could be good or bad, as I was out with friends tbh lofl).
OK, so that is the context of the situation, where do I go from here with it in mind that I didn't call/text her after getting her number, and she sits next to me in class and I will see her this week. and dun tell me i'm fucked, cause if stork can win a gold, then obviously i can do this ^^. But seriously, any advice would be appreciated, I'm trying to actively get past this part of the "game."
also note: i'm in it with the goal of having a GF, not to be another random player that hooks up with 1000+ girls, like some guys enjoy.
 
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call her obviously?
I don't see a big problem here. o.O)
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The Build-Order is really not helping at all with your chances
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-call her
-ask her what's up (your usual type of conversations will dictate what you say here)
-ask her out for this weekend
that's where the BO diverges and depends on what she does
also, not calling her for a few days is fine, and often works in your favour. don't sweat it, don't bring it up when you call her
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dont ask her out on MSN
drop the jeremy speech
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Just keep your advantage by scouting properly and keeping the expansions going. Don't need to ruin your lead, but she might build up and win a lucky battle to turn in her favor. Keep playing your game, but make sure to tell her before she get's a boyfriend.
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On November 17 2008 13:30 Disregard wrote:
Do a all-in.
Yeah, you have to get that e han timing down. The koreans know all about that...
You look in her eyes and when you see the timing go all in. Important to keep up the eye micro as it has been recommended is previous girl threads.
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congratz. now text/phone her by 2 days when you got the #. the text could be anything fun to read. like the day before an exam:
"dont forget to breathe."
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On November 17 2008 13:19 G5 wrote:
call her obviously?
I don't see a big problem here. o.O)
um, yeh, gracias g5...I guess I am/was over thinking this? I see her Tuesday, so I suppose I still have tomorrow to call/text her.
On November 17 2008 13:38 artofmagic wrote:
congratz. now text/phone her by 2 days when you got the #. the text could be anything fun to read. like the day before an exam:
"dont forget to breathe."
well, like I said, got her number thurs, today is sunday night -.-
On November 17 2008 13:28 GGQ wrote:
-call her
-ask her what's up (your usual type of conversations will dictate what you say here)
-ask her out for this weekend
that's where the BO diverges and depends on what she does
also, not calling her for a few days is fine, and often works in your favour. don't sweat it, don't bring it up when you call her
all righty, gracias!
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Russian Federation4447 Posts
Whatever you do, don't be needy.
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if you are making starcraft analogies, you are in the wrong mindset
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enter cliche remark about being yourself ; + remark about asking TL for girl advice = LoLz ( no offense guys) and finally a remark about growing a pair and ask the damn girl out jesus christ.
GL SIR
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hehh... show her your boobs... JK
well to be honest, none of this is going to work out. None of the threads posted here about girls is going alter the result that is bond to happen. Posting a thread here and not posting is the same thing, TL isn't going to make her like you, you are. ANd if you take w/e people say here and using it without congruence you'll just mess yourself even more...
GL
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k thanks for the advice, don't care how many sarcastic responses I get. I made this thread knowing there are already a mass of girl threads, but I'll take the advice I can get along with the flak.
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4 pool her.
aka grab her boob and run
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Overcome her with your superior mechanics.
and remember, if you're ever stuck, just think to yourself, "What would By.Baby do?"
It'll work out just fine. =]
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I don't see the issue with not calling. The fact that you asked for her phone number should indicate to her that you're obviously interested.
Just don't wait a month or anything.
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On November 17 2008 14:24 SiegeTanksandBlueGoo wrote:
Overcome her with your superior mechanics.
and remember, if you're ever stuck, just think to yourself, "What would By.Baby do?"
It'll work out just fine. =]
Uhh...
What would By.Baby do?
Jw.
Should really ask yourself what this balla would do:
+ Show Spoiler +
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Sounds like the build is alittle bit of Mind of Mystery
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On November 17 2008 13:30 Disregard wrote:
Do a all-in.
ownage!
hahaaha
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- Call
- Ask whats up
- Tell her "we should kick it"
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Send her a link to this thread.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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United States17042 Posts
this is a really really bad analogy.
advice.
1. follow all the steps that you've done above
2. ???
3. profit!
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Challange her to a board game like Trivial Pursuit or Monopoly. Then you dont have to risk any ankward silence. If you happend to be good at TP you might even fool her to think you are smart, not that owning at TP has anything to do with intelligence.
After the game you could go for a walk or whatever.
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On November 17 2008 14:11 Jizz wrote:
4 pool her.
aka grab her boob and run
Made me laugh very hard.
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On November 17 2008 15:09 Eatme wrote:
Challange her to a board game like Trivial Pursuit or Monopoly. Then you dont have to risk any ankward silence. If you happend to be good at TP you might even fool her to think you are smart, not that owning at TP has anything to do with intelligence.
After the game you could go for a walk or whatever.
You sound like the funnest person I've ever met. I think board games being fun died at least 3 generations ago.
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Korea (South)3086 Posts
Everything in this thread is making me laugh hysterically. The fact that you're relating how to ask a girl out with SC analogies... lol -_-; Probably not the best approach.
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So u got her number on Thursday and now its Sunday. Well you shoulda called her Saturday night and ask if she wanted to go out or something. Since that option is out, and you have to see her in class this week you better tell her some Bullshit on why u didnt call her the last 4 days. Keep talking to her and make plans for next weekend buddy.. It's what I'd do.
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United States22883 Posts
On November 17 2008 15:24 Chef wrote:Show nested quote +On November 17 2008 15:09 Eatme wrote:
Challange her to a board game like Trivial Pursuit or Monopoly. Then you dont have to risk any ankward silence. If you happend to be good at TP you might even fool her to think you are smart, not that owning at TP has anything to do with intelligence.
After the game you could go for a walk or whatever. You sound like the funnest person I've ever met. I think board games being fun died at least 3 generations ago.
Playing board games actually work under the right circumstances, especially shit like Candy Land.
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On November 17 2008 15:17 Savio wrote:Made me laugh very hard.
HAHAHAH, I have to say this shit got me laughing pretty hard, I love when people use SC strats with girls
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all you have to do is blackmail her into having sex with you saying that you found her boyfriend using the money from the store he works for to pay for your guys' dinner at a restaurant.
but be prepared to eat poop.
o ye she doesnt have a bf.
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On November 17 2008 13:15 avilo wrote:
Build order:
-Build comfort in class -> check
-smile and have smiles reciprocated -> check
-girl has no bf and is prob my type -> check
-fuck approach anxiety and number close -> check!
OK, now is where I just totally suck. It's like, I just learned a new build, direct counter to meh opponent's, gained an advantage, and then dunno wtf to do with the build order advantage after that to solidify the win.
the girl is a girl in meh class, we have chatted bullshit a bit b4, not much but apparently enough to be comfortable. anyways, I number closed this last thursday, and have not called/texted her between then and now (could be good or bad, as I was out with friends tbh lofl).
OK, so that is the context of the situation, where do I go from here with it in mind that I didn't call/text her after getting her number, and she sits next to me in class and I will see her this week. and dun tell me i'm fucked, cause if stork can win a gold, then obviously i can do this ^^. But seriously, any advice would be appreciated, I'm trying to actively get past this part of the "game."
also note: i'm in it with the goal of having a GF, not to be another random player that hooks up with 1000+ girls, like some guys enjoy.
is that supposed to be a rofl or a lol.... just curious 
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lol... holmes... just ask her to a date.... be like, i like you and so we should date, and then tell her (not ask) that two of you will eat food together...
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
the male version of "pink" is asking for advice on how to deal wit ha girl... interesting. I think I will watch this thread progress with great interest.
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Yet another fantastic guide to women, written by yours truly. This one is specifically catered to your situation.
1. Put hand down pants, check for male genitalia.
2. Confirm lack of balls and strange gaping hole which replaced them.
3. Pick up your phone and call her.
4. Profit
5. Regain your manhood.
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On November 17 2008 13:30 Disregard wrote:
Do a all-in.
That do not give respected wins though, everyone knows that.
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On November 17 2008 17:50 Klockan3 wrote:That do not give respected wins though, everyone knows that.
Nah, he should do it legitly. Do a ling runby in a line past two cannons. Once you get into her base, it's GG.
I hope someone got what I was trying to say. 
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GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.
DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT
After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".
The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
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Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.
@_@ shit i think i went too far.
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I think I like this thread too now. I am a bit insane I think.
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Just make sure she doesn't GG out at the mere sight of your DTs before they do any damage at all. That wouldn't be good.
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Dude just call her and ask her out. You will reach late game in no time.
Omg I gotta stop playing this game. I'm talking about girls in Brood-War language...THAT'S JUST WRONG!
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On November 17 2008 20:48 Railxp wrote:
GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.
DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT
After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".
The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
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Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.
@_@ shit i think i went too far.
Chances are that she is a noob and therefore starts accusing you of cheating and sends the replay to the authority.
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Send your dropship into her mineral line and unload the vultures.
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just call her~ usally when i get the girls # i dont call her for a couple of days later anyways. ^_^
makes u seem little less desprit!
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On November 18 2008 02:10 Klockan3 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 17 2008 20:48 Railxp wrote:
GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.
DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT
After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".
The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
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Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.
@_@ shit i think i went too far. Chances are that she is a noob and therefore starts accusing you of cheating and sends the replay to the authority.
And after her mutas start you run away you have to quickly chase and shoot while moving.
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Call, get friendly via phone, ask her what's she's doing, set some romantic shit up, problem solved. Goddamn.
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On November 17 2008 20:48 Railxp wrote:
GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.
DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT
After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".
The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
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Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.
@_@ shit i think i went too far.
Oh my GOD that was such a beautiful summary
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Take her home and show her your micro. On my first date I took my girl back home and owned her at Marvel Superheroes Vs Street Fighter, 8 years later shes still around to get owned at TF2.
Just ask her out .if she says no way your pride will heal soon enough and if she says yes suggest somewhere with alcohol .
Believe it or not girls actually find PC gamers quite interesting.
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On November 18 2008 04:13 LordofToast wrote:Take her home and show her your micro. On my first date I took my girl back home and owned her at Marvel Superheroes Vs Street Fighter, 8 years later shes still around to get owned at TF2. Just ask her out .if she says no way your pride will heal soon enough and if she says yes suggest somewhere with alcohol . Believe it or not girls actually find PC gamers quite interesting.
This man speaks true.
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Your opening BO is fine.
The follow up is a bit tricky:
-Prevent her from expoing at all times (important). Try to get her main alone (let her keep the 2 min only bases; a gas expo can slip by as it can go in your favor later on)
-Keep harassing the min only bases if she fights back; she'll have to give in sooner or later if done correctly.
-Keep your economy growing and never stop pumping workers (macro properly too)
-If you follow the above points properly and you have good enough micro, you'll know that you won as soon as you get a hero unit in her main.
-Once you are finished in the main, you can head towards the gas expo if you want to
-zizi yo
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United States3824 Posts
Switch to a nuke build. You have the advantage, its time to embarrass the no0b. For sure.
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On November 18 2008 04:29 o3.power91 wrote:
Your opening BO is fine.
The follow up is a bit tricky:
-Prevent her from expoing at all times (important). Try to get her main alone (let her keep the 2 min only bases; a gas expo can slip by as it can go in your favor later on)
-Keep harassing the min only bases if she fights back; she'll have to give in sooner or later if done correctly.
-Keep your economy growing and never stop pumping workers (macro properly too)
-If you follow the above points properly and you have good enough micro, you'll know that you won as soon as you get a hero unit in her main.
-Once you are finished in the main, you can head towards the gas expo if you want to
-zizi yo
rofl. Though expect heavy resistance at the gas expo xD
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On November 17 2008 13:51 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
if you are making starcraft analogies, you are in the wrong mindset
I was thinking the exact same thing... But if you must, timing is all that matters. There is no solid counter for every build, just modify your build depending on what you see her do.
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GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.
DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT
After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".
The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
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Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.
@_@ shit i think i went too far.
LOL
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Calgary25996 Posts
What are you doing this Friday? Okay good because I'm going to take you on a date.
Done.
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On November 18 2008 04:29 o3.power91 wrote:
Your opening BO is fine.
The follow up is a bit tricky:
-Prevent her from expoing at all times (important). Try to get her main alone (let her keep the 2 min only bases; a gas expo can slip by as it can go in your favor later on)
-Keep harassing the min only bases if she fights back; she'll have to give in sooner or later if done correctly.
-Keep your economy growing and never stop pumping workers (macro properly too)
-If you follow the above points properly and you have good enough micro, you'll know that you won as soon as you get a hero unit in her main.
-Once you are finished in the main, you can head towards the gas expo if you want to
-zizi yo
They will disc on you if you try to take the gas before you pwned the rest of the base, the trick is to let them think that they can still win the game or they will disc immediately.
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^ This man speaks the truth.
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On November 18 2008 05:59 Klockan3 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 18 2008 04:29 o3.power91 wrote:
Your opening BO is fine.
The follow up is a bit tricky:
-Prevent her from expoing at all times (important). Try to get her main alone (let her keep the 2 min only bases; a gas expo can slip by as it can go in your favor later on)
-Keep harassing the min only bases if she fights back; she'll have to give in sooner or later if done correctly.
-Keep your economy growing and never stop pumping workers (macro properly too)
-If you follow the above points properly and you have good enough micro, you'll know that you won as soon as you get a hero unit in her main.
-Once you are finished in the main, you can head towards the gas expo if you want to
-zizi yo They will disc on you if you try to take the gas before you pwned the rest of the base, the trick is to let them think that they can still win the game or they will disc immediately.
Allowing her to keep the gas expo early on as i had suggested gives her hope that she still has a chance
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Also remember that while rushing them too hard will yield a disc unless she is a gamer, camping will never get you anything no matter what.
Many thinks like "If I rush her she will disc, so lets camp to get an epic battle later!", the only thing that happens then is that you build up a nice army while she tries to figure out how the tech to hydras went and when she accidentally built up all her drones she realizes that she can't do anything and discs even if you did nothing wrong.
There are gamer girls that can play this game, but usually they only play with very skilled gamers.
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Then there are guys who play like a comp, girls like those guys but they do neither get to pwn their main or their gas expo so those are really the biggest suckers.
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United States17042 Posts
I think that the replies that the op has spawned are much more interesting than the op.
Go ask her out. "what are you doing tonight?" go from there. Easy.
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On November 18 2008 08:42 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
I think that the replies that the op has spawned are much more interesting than the op.
Go ask her out. "what are you doing tonight?" go from there. Easy.
no shit, fun times.
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;o i see what you did there XD
make sure to flank her 
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Beware of plaguu.
Uh, what?
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these girl help threads are so fucking stupid, if you need to "think" of a way to talk to her then you obviously just have some meek and vague glimpse of a blowjob or something in the future and you actually dont know or like anything about the girl. I think you should just stop thinking so fucking hard and fail so you will learn about how retarded the subject is.
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