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Jizz
Australia224 Posts
With string instruments, if the wrist of that hand in which you pluck the strings is below your belt. You are a knob Examples: ![[image loading]](http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk31/mooshypoo/knobgood.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk31/mooshypoo/knobisaknob.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk31/mooshypoo/knobawesome.jpg) So whats that you ask? every double bass/cello player ever is a knob? negative. the theory only applies to people in a rock band. if a double bass or cello is in an orchestra, jazz ensemble, etc, they are not knobs. Example:- ![[image loading]](http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk31/mooshypoo/knoborchestra.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk31/mooshypoo/knobthelivingend.jpg) I'm yet to observe the knobbery of other instruments. feel free to prove my theory wrong   | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6641 Posts
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
i have to agree, the living end are such knobs and fucking suck at music. is he fucking jumping on his bass or something? | ||
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Jizz
Australia224 Posts
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Schnake
Germany2819 Posts
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alpskomleko
Slovenia950 Posts
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jingXD
United States283 Posts
On October 17 2008 21:51 Schnake wrote: Does this have anything to do with door knobs? This is exactly what I thought at first. I reread the post like twice before I understood what what was going on. Has anyone outside the UK/AUS heard of this usage of the word "knob" before? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=knob | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
 ![[image loading]](http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/membre_groupe/photo/Krist_Novoselic-3512_aa40.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://www.kaliteliresimler.com/data/media/1578/Nirvana_Kurt_Cobain.jpg) or Slash? ![[image loading]](http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q296/Ominous_Torture/Slash.jpg) | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
im a cello player sweet | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On October 18 2008 00:58 Falcynn wrote: but...but...what about Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic? or Slash? I demand editing of this theory to accept these three | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32278 Posts
I love your theory | ||
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Xeofreestyler
Belgium6775 Posts
hahaha nice theory | ||
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Mindcrime
United States6899 Posts
On October 18 2008 02:58 IntoTheWow wrote: Fuck kurt cobain. I love your theory agreed | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
oh, and Steve Harris ![[image loading]](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/310817698_be64123aec.jpg?v=0) | ||
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Jizz
Australia224 Posts
theyre just knobs... | ||
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
On October 17 2008 21:47 Jizz wrote: where from aus are you from john? nsw, sutherland-ish | ||
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Mindcrime
United States6899 Posts
On October 18 2008 04:19 Falcynn wrote: Well then what about Krist Novoselic and Slash? knobs oh, and Steve Harris ![[image loading]](http://api.ning.com/files/3okgQD7KlYIKZzQTDbEeweH2uz7qJ1SzQSUMmkNqNOc_/93steve01.jpg) | ||
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