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At my school there are a lot of knobs. Also at my school there are alot of musicians. So as a direct result there are alot of musicians that are knobs. So i've come up with a musical knob theory.
With string instruments, if the wrist of that hand in which you pluck the strings is below your belt. You are a knob
Examples:
So whats that you ask? every double bass/cello player ever is a knob? negative. the theory only applies to people in a rock band. if a double bass or cello is in an orchestra, jazz ensemble, etc, they are not knobs. Example:-
I'm yet to observe the knobbery of other instruments.
feel free to prove my theory wrong
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I think your theory is pretty sound, you'd have a hard time disproving it
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yeah i hate people that play low, fucking retarded. i play up high
i have to agree, the living end are such knobs and fucking suck at music. is he fucking jumping on his bass or something?
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where from aus are you from john?
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Does this have anything to do with door knobs?
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Slovenia950 Posts
5/5, you're on to something here. I have yet to falsify this hypothesis.
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On October 17 2008 21:51 Schnake wrote: Does this have anything to do with door knobs?
This is exactly what I thought at first. I reread the post like twice before I understood what what was going on. Has anyone outside the UK/AUS heard of this usage of the word "knob" before?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=knob
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but...but...what about Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic?
or Slash?
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
rofl nice theory
im a cello player sweet
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On October 18 2008 00:58 Falcynn wrote:but...but...what about Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic? or Slash?
I demand editing of this theory to accept these three
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is awesome32268 Posts
Fuck kurt cobain.
I love your theory
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Belgium6755 Posts
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On October 18 2008 02:58 IntoTheWow wrote: Fuck kurt cobain.
I love your theory
agreed
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On October 18 2008 04:11 Mindcrime wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2008 02:58 IntoTheWow wrote: Fuck kurt cobain.
I love your theory agreed Well then what about Krist Novoselic and Slash?
oh, and Steve Harris
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If they pass the line theyre not bad musicians.
theyre just knobs...
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On October 17 2008 21:47 Jizz wrote: where from aus are you from john?
nsw, sutherland-ish
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On October 18 2008 04:19 Falcynn wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2008 04:11 Mindcrime wrote:On October 18 2008 02:58 IntoTheWow wrote: Fuck kurt cobain.
I love your theory agreed Well then what about Krist Novoselic and Slash?
knobs
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