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I've decided to focus my blog... (for now, at least)I will be using my superior intellect to dissect everyone's favorite flash games!
Various important categories that I have picked will be examined such as music, graphics, and gameplay.
To get the ball rolling, I have picked a classic--the Pilsner Undress Game.
http://games-n-games.com/pilsner urquell - undress me.html
Pilsner has created an excellent advertising venture with this little flash game. It is simple, yet very addicting for obvious reasons:
The object is to get a high score, but it becomes harder and harder as the beers fall faster and the ladies lose their clothes.
Controls are fairly easy. You use either a mouse or touchpad to move your 6pack left and right.
There is only a tiny bit of strategy to the game. First of all, you should always go for the beer that is the lowest. Sometimes this can be a bit deceptive because they move at different speeds. Just make sure you anticipate them well.
Secondly, at certain milestones (every 2000 points) the game will pause, the ladies will shed an article of clothing, and the beer will fill up a bit. You can use this time to immediately move your 6 pack, perhaps to catch a bottle that you would otherwise miss. Just hold the mouse wherever you want to go during the pause.
The last bit of strategy to this game is all about the placement of your 6 pack. The idea is that you should always set yourself up for the next beer:
If no beers are coming down, just position yourself towards the middle.
Once you hit 10000 points, they drop their tops. At 12000, you win the game and get the full peepshow.
Alright, thats about it. I will be taking suggestions for the next review. If you think you have a cool flash game, or if you have one that you just cant beat, leave the name here and I'll pick the best one!
Cheers 
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that game is so annoying. Sometimes there's 2 at identical heights and u cant get them both
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Pics are broken  (12000 points?)
Ninja edit?
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I will not post any pictures 10k-12k pictures -.-
You have to work for those!
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im totally playing this.. died at 9800
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okay, now im disappointed
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16300 and no full peepshow but the game is pretty nice !
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Title was deceiving... I wanted analysis of Flash's games!
EDIT: on second thought, I'm stupid.
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This game is hard when you use a trackpad.
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WTF ANOTHER FLASH THING? i thought this was like GTR's post and i was expecting a review of Flash the terran's game
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My computer said a script was running and making my computer show due to this game, asked if I wanted to end it. I said yes. It than randomly began cycling between the three girls, who were all naked.
Did I win? 
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fuuuuck i keep dying at just under 10k every time, THIS IS RIGGED
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100% expected to see a critique about how flash was sucking.
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On October 17 2008 05:33 ScarFace wrote:My computer said a script was running and making my computer show due to this game, asked if I wanted to end it. I said yes. It than randomly began cycling between the three girls, who were all naked. Did I win?
LOL SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
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Yeah I thought you were gonna discuss flash the player. game seems fun though
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On October 17 2008 06:27 Bond(i2) wrote:
fuuuuck i keep dying at just under 10k every time, THIS IS RIGGED
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lol i've already played this years ago. Was so frustrated I could never fully undress the middle girl. Got it one day though. Was noice.
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Ok. The middle girl refused to take off more than her jacket. Even though I had 10200 points.
:O
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Got to 15700 points on the first girl. No peep show.
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