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andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 14 2008 18:41 GMT
#1
Well, I have succesfully implanted a starcraft culture on my office. It all started about 6 months ago when I started playing sc just after lunch with my brother here at the office. Then whenever i had the chance, i asked the infamous 'terran, zerg or protoss?' question to everyone at the office. At first, we got another guy to play every once in a while, then another one... one by one they have all become fans of starcraft! They are not very good, but they now finish their own lunches quickly and go like "STARCRAFT TIME OMFG!!!" haha which is pretty satisfactory. Then again, we are all gamers since I work on a game development company so it probably wasnt that hard, but god damnit i will take pride on this! haha

Now everytime a new guy is hired... one of the first questions made to them is 'terran, zerg or protoss?' :D

****
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
October 14 2008 18:45 GMT
#2
get them to follow pro-gaming
blabberrrrr
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
October 14 2008 18:46 GMT
#3
Haha nice work that sounds good. You got any jobs going?
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4878 Posts
October 14 2008 18:57 GMT
#4
That, sir is just an 5/5 blog. Everyone should follow suit to this man!
Complete the cycle!
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
October 14 2008 18:58 GMT
#5
Hahaha, if only I had a brother.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 14 2008 19:04 GMT
#6
"terran, zerg or protoss?"

"random"

"FUCK!"
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
October 14 2008 19:06 GMT
#7
Protoss!! screw you guys im old i can have the "noob" race
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 14 2008 19:13 GMT
#8
On October 15 2008 04:04 ilovejonn wrote:
"terran, zerg or protoss?"

"random"

"FUCK!"

lol :D
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
October 14 2008 19:15 GMT
#9
Wow nice! Yeah ask them if they wanna really get good, they should follow the pro scene.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 14 2008 19:18 GMT
#10
I really hope you showed them the proscene?

Show them Pimpest plays and Boxer videos!
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 14 2008 19:35 GMT
#11
yeah i did show them some boxer, some july, and some of pimpest plays

some of em like to watch em, but most of em just want to play (though im currently mentoring one that just started, i want him to beat every1 in the ass with good BOs haha, maybe thatll teach em to watch some reps/vods)
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
kawoq
Profile Joined November 2005
Guatemala357 Posts
October 14 2008 21:03 GMT
#12
^_^.. great... in my office people prefer to play FIFA =(...
"It is not a shameful thing to be unable to reach the goal. It's becoming afraid and running away, even before considering the fact that the road is long and rough, that is truly cowardly." by - Lim Yo Hwan aka SlayerS_Boxer from "Crazy as me"
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
October 14 2008 21:51 GMT
#13
Hahaha nice job man. Must be real awesome looking forward to work so you can talk to ur buddies about SC

5/5
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 14 2008 22:06 GMT
#14
Great job man. I am currently converting a couple wc3 players from my comp sci classes into sc players.
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
October 14 2008 22:55 GMT
#15
lol i wanna job there ^__^ sounds so cool
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 14 2008 23:22 GMT
#16
On October 15 2008 04:04 ilovejonn wrote:
"terran, zerg or protoss?"

"random"

"FUCK!"


Haha instant way to get bann.. err rejected.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
October 14 2008 23:36 GMT
#17
Lol, that is awesome
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 15 2008 00:25 GMT
#18
Do you fire the people who respond Protoss? That would be hilarious. I can see the court case now, "Starcraft Racial profiling" lol.
Peace~
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
October 15 2008 00:36 GMT
#19
nice work... at my old workplace everyone played DotA... I managed to get some of them playing SC during lunch but they were too addicted to DotA already.
Oh no
illeszt
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States350 Posts
October 15 2008 00:46 GMT
#20
i envy you!
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
October 15 2008 00:48 GMT
#21
Hopefully you get a girl on the team and instead of Random she says 'Bi.'

H-E-L-L-O!
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 15 2008 01:01 GMT
#22
On October 15 2008 03:41 never_toss wrote:

Now everytime a new guy is hired... one of the first questions made to them is 'terran, zerg or protoss?' :D


I actually got asked this- said protoss. The follow up question to that was, "what's your apm" then the next question was "what's your hotkeys".

With those set of questions, that's when you know that you're trying to be hired at a good place xD
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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
October 15 2008 01:16 GMT
#23
haha this is great. i bet theyre all toss ^^
thor jton
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada62 Posts
October 15 2008 01:28 GMT
#24
did the same at my school
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
October 15 2008 03:11 GMT
#25
Shooot, if only the rest of us could do this. SC can then finally take over the world.

Unfortunately my friends won't give SC a chance. T__T
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
October 15 2008 03:23 GMT
#26
wth i want a job at your office. make me mail clerk or some inane position pls.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 15 2008 03:32 GMT
#27
On October 15 2008 04:04 ilovejonn wrote:
"terran, zerg or protoss?"

"WCIII"

"FUCK!"

Fixed
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
October 15 2008 03:39 GMT
#28
hahaha :D
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emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
October 16 2008 07:26 GMT
#29
On October 15 2008 04:04 ilovejonn wrote:
"terran, zerg or protoss?"

"WC3"

"ok, You are fired"


fixed
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
October 16 2008 07:28 GMT
#30
I just found out a bunch of my floormates also play SC!
This is awesome =]
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
October 16 2008 10:07 GMT
#31
On October 15 2008 03:41 never_toss wrote:
Well, I have succesfully implanted a starcraft culture on my office. It all started about 6 months ago when I started playing sc just after lunch with my brother here at the office. Then whenever i had the chance, i asked the infamous 'terran, zerg or protoss?' question to everyone at the office. At first, we got another guy to play every once in a while, then another one... one by one they have all become fans of starcraft! They are not very good, but they now finish their own lunches quickly and go like "STARCRAFT TIME OMFG!!!" haha which is pretty satisfactory. Then again, we are all gamers since I work on a game development company so it probably wasnt that hard, but god damnit i will take pride on this! haha

Now everytime a new guy is hired... one of the first questions made to them is 'terran, zerg or protoss?' :D


Haha that's awesome, where do you work?
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 17 2008 03:33 GMT
#32
www.fairplaylabs.com
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
October 17 2008 05:03 GMT
#33
all the co-ops (and a few full-times) at my office play call of duty 4 every day at lunch. it's fun, but man would it be hilarious to butt-rape them all at bw. i don't think they'd ever want to play it again after the first time though haha
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
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