Switching from Protoss to Zerg: Part Seven

Salv

Canada3083 Posts

October 02 2008 22:16 GMT

Protoss to Zerg: Part Seven

Current iCCup stats: 15-8-0 2392

So corsairs and DT, they are fucking annoying. I don't think I've done a blog on a losing game yet, and with good reason, I have so few replays of me losing! There just aren't many games where I don't get imbalisks.

But alas I just lost a game and decided this was a good game to do a recap of because my opponent used all of Protoss gayness that was at his disposal.

Onto the recap game.

Recap game:

I start off with the build I have been using ZvP, overpool speed. The build is really gay and reminds me a bit of Atrioc for that reason. Anyways, before I can do that however, I turn on my Apple iHack.

Apple iHack enabled. Righteous.

My opponent is some guy from Chile, he asked, "from?" and I responded with "me korea" since that's the standard answer. Unfortunately I don't think my mind games did much.

Yep, Chile.

Here I am midway through my Atrioc sized gay build. Everything going pretty smoothly.

So far, so good.

I scout him doing a very unorthodox fast expo and my drone expresses his surprise. Probes a bit of a dick though

Strange opening

So I start to attack his probe, with the intention being to heal by building an extractor when low on health, then cancelling to finish the probe. Great plan right?

Fucker

...However the crafty Protoss from Chile puts an assimilator there to stop it and my probe dies. Not before he throws out his last obscenity though.

Last words from brave hero drone

But! Doing all the chaos by his unorthodox FE, he sneaks a probe into the corner of my base.. ninja style.

Ninja probe here, I would put up the ninja pic here, but he doesn't deserve it.

The reason I didn't think anything was there was because another probe was still in my base, finally my zerglings pop and I unleash them on the probe, killing it in timely fashion... right?

Go Zerglings, surround him!

Alright, Zerglings taking a bit longer then i'd like, but I'm being assured they are about to kill him!

OK, good!

...

I'd say as dumb as Atrioc, but fine, your as dumb as fucking scourge, good call!

Some zerglings develop a better idea,

That's the wrong direction if your going to flank! wth!

Whatever...

Now because he saw all my zerglings, I wasn't going to try to runby anymore, I figured I would just double expand and tech up a bit...

Genius!

Yup, teching up!

Double upgrades going, I have an okay amount of drones, not letting him scout, what could go wrong?

...

You slimy bastard

Meanwhile, I deny him some expansions.

I swear all this banter happened in game

Meanwhile, at the corner of my base, the Protoss is starting to pump out gayness.

Ahhh shit.

My economy is about to take a big hit

There goes a lot of my economy and I wasn't prepared at all for this.

Didn't even have ovie speed which...

I coulda' fucking used!

And during all this he decides to take his third.. damn

Stop speaking in broken English you dirty Protoss

Finally I see where all this gayness was pumped from.. nothing the hydralisk could do at this point

Son of a bitch!

At this time, he slightly outnumbers me.

Thus concludes the recap

General matchup feeling:

ZvP: As shitty as that game was, I like this matchup the best and I keep forgetting to make a spire. Considering my main problem is mutalisk, the sooner I can get it up the better... that sounded wrong.

ZvT: The same as above really, I lose some games, but I am getting a lot better. Next recap I'l do I'l show the genius of my ZvT!

ZvZ: This matchup is great. I 5pool everygame. Awesome.

I'l upload the replay later on, in all of it's bullshit glory. Don't know when next one will be, probably whenever I feel like doing it!

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

October 02 2008 22:20 GMT

damn man, shoot me a pm after you fill in the missing images, rly want to see it.

Nytefish

United Kingdom4282 Posts

October 02 2008 22:25 GMT

Your blogs are great, imageshack is not.

Salv

Canada3083 Posts

October 02 2008 22:43 GMT

Fucking imageshack. No idea why it won't work..

WorldCommunist8

United States226 Posts

October 02 2008 22:52 GMT

Photobucket > Imageshack

Just figured I'd throw it out there.

Enjoy the humor as always.

Atrioc

United States1866 Posts

October 02 2008 22:55 GMT

Full post BELOW

Salv

Canada3083 Posts

October 02 2008 22:58 GMT

On October 03 2008 07:55 Atrioc wrote:
Good blog salv! I really like the style in which you write these!
I was gonna post one myself, let me know what you think of what i have so far:::

ME AND SALVS MOM: YOU BETTER BET ITS A COMPLICATED ISSUE
A PRIMO INTRODUCTION TO THE MATTER BY ATRIOC (PART I)

Current Sex Count: 10 / 1 / 0 (Full / Just Oral / Caught by Salv's Dad)

Oh man where do i begin! this is such a complicated thing to keep going. its a real challenge as a person to play this game of lies. first of all, i always have to dodge salv's dad and you can bet money of any country (except canadian funny money) that he is starting to get suspicious. hes got all these imbalanced tricks (I call them imbatricks) like hiding video cameras in the house and trying to pick up the other line when we are talking on the phone all in order to catch us in the act.

Heres the recap night:

Recap Night:

I start off by checking the room for cameras. There arent any this night so I'm in the clear. We both start getting into it, but first I have to turn what I have started to label the "Sex Playlist".

Apple iPod enabled. Righteous. Look at her dance!

Now she started off a little bit different this time. I cant say I didnt like it, but it was a little dirtier than usual.

Strange Opening

Brandon, I got a few calls from Reggie Fils Aime that I need to tell you about. Mostly about the inappropriateness of this comment!

InfeSteD

United States4658 Posts

October 02 2008 23:09 GMT

Those screenshots made me laugh so hard ... nice write up
+ Show Spoiler +

caw

Atrioc

United States1866 Posts

October 02 2008 23:17 GMT

*EDIT* I also used imageshack! Man they are having a tough time uploading this images

Good blog salv! I really like the style in which you write these!
I was gonna post one myself, let me know what you think of what i have so far:::

ME AND SALVS MOM: YOU BETTER BET ITS A COMPLICATED ISSUE
A PRIMO INTRODUCTION TO THE MATTER BY ATRIOC (PART I)

Current Sex Count: 10 / 1 / 0 (Full / Just Oral / Caught by Salv's Dad)

Oh man where do i begin! this is such a complicated thing to keep going. its a real challenge as a person to play this game of lies. first of all, i always have to dodge salv's dad and you can bet money of any country (except canadian funny money) that he is starting to get suspicious. hes got all these imbalanced tricks (I call them imbatricks) like hiding video cameras in the house and trying to pick up the other line when we are talking on the phone all in order to catch us in the act.

Heres the recap night:

Recap Night:

I start off by checking the room for cameras. There arent any this night so I'm in the clear. We both start getting into it, but first I have to turn what I have started to label the "Sex Playlist".

Apple iPod enabled. Righteous. Look at her dance!

Now she started off a little bit different this time. I cant say I didnt like it, but it was a little dirtier than usual.

Strange Opening

Then it starts getting on hot and heavy. Look especially close at what she is doing at this point becuase, you know, goddamn. Its amazing. You'd really have to be there and experience it to get the thrill, but a picutre will have to do.

Ok! Good!

This part I cant call anything but a mistake. I'd love to call her perfect, but shes a Canadian and you know what that means. It means flaws, no way out of it. She goes about this all wrong - if she wants to go from the side like that, then stay on the bed, not over by the table!!

That's the wrong direction if your going to flank! wth!

To deny it was pretty effective would be lying though, and I must admit that I got a little to excited this early in the "game" of lovemaking.

Ahhh shit.

Needless to say shes not happy about it being over so fast and basically demands we go out to dinner to make up for it. I tell her that your dad is more likely to find out, but she simply wont hear it and before we know it we're out at the fanciest restraunt in Canada - a Red Lobster.

My economy is about to take a big hit

I soon find out shes a lot less interesting outside the bedroom. Who could think a fox like that would be so boring. Not to mention really hard to understand -- she keeps peppering Canadian phrases like Joe Jesus Classic and Chesterfield into her conversation which is now like a maze of stupid that I have to try and get through.

Stop speaking in broken English you dirty Canuck

At that point the night ended. Its a long flight back to civilization and I had to get moving. She begged me to come back as soon as I could, and I agreed - knowing fulll well she'd have even more new stuff to try next time.

That concludes the recap.