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Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
October 01 2008 19:09 GMT
#21
On October 02 2008 03:54 mSLeGenD wrote:
BARG NEVER AGIAN!!

old habits die hard!

Don't fuck this one up Joe ;p
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
October 01 2008 19:23 GMT
#22
But you can't defend yourself you said you wouldn't post in here anymore. So it's made up
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
ProTech_MediC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States498 Posts
October 01 2008 19:46 GMT
#23
0/5

fake.
MC Fighting!~
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
October 01 2008 20:04 GMT
#24
On October 02 2008 04:46 Phoned wrote:
0/5

fake.

who would lie about being this dumb
Liquid | SKT
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
October 01 2008 20:29 GMT
#25
What the hell -.-
That is some nasty kinky shit =_=
If anything, i would eat chocolate syrup with ice-cream
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 01 2008 20:39 GMT
#26
Wtf? You should of taken your time. Excessive amounts of chocolate on nice big tits, and she asks you to lick it off, and you say nah lets jump in the pool?

*face palm*
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
October 01 2008 22:31 GMT
#27
On October 02 2008 05:39 Snet wrote:
Wtf? You should of taken your time. Excessive amounts of chocolate on nice big tits, and she asks you to lick it off, and you say nah lets jump in the pool?

*face palm*

On the contrary, last friday I met up with my gf to go to the cinema, I hadn't planned on sleeping over at her, because I had to go to school the day after. But anyway she was a bit disappointed when I said I couldn't come with her, so she says "but I had prepared a special present for you". And I think "ah well if that the case, why not?"
And when we get home to her, and gets into the bed, she basically turns over and says "god I'm tired, you'll get yours another time, good night".

I was kinda pissed of for the rest of the weekend...
Really, play for fun!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-02 01:59:32
October 02 2008 01:59 GMT
#28
Lol she couldn't turn on the tv cuz she was a woman. How have you not lost ur virginity, wow. also i hear putting sugar stuff in a girls vagina is really unhealthy so dont do it
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
October 02 2008 04:00 GMT
#29
I started laughing at maybe the 8th line of your story and kept on the whole way through.

Fucking awesome. :D
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
October 02 2008 04:03 GMT
#30
Also, what the fuck is going on with all the hate in here? Does OP have a history I'm missing or what?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
October 02 2008 04:13 GMT
#31
On October 02 2008 10:59 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Lol she couldn't turn on the tv cuz she was a woman. How have you not lost ur virginity, wow. also i hear putting sugar stuff in a girls vagina is really unhealthy so dont do it


Dude finding a girl to bang really isn't that hard there are A LOT of ugly, but fuckable; stupid, but doable chicks out there. You just have to lower your standards really low, alcohol also helps.

If all else fails go the route of our old friend Cpt Obvious
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
October 02 2008 04:14 GMT
#32
On October 02 2008 13:03 fgsvsd wrote:
Also, what the fuck is going on with all the hate in here? Does OP have a history I'm missing or what?


Yes.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
October 02 2008 12:34 GMT
#33
On October 02 2008 02:49 hugitout wrote:
heres a tip, when you are trying to reinvent yourself, dont tell everyone what a stupid flaming fuckup you previously were


wow isnt this the most ironic post ever
pew pew
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