/avoid sex; +1 soul. - Page 2

On October 01 2008 23:33 Ki_Do wrote:
Fuck yeah, sAviOr always helping ppl
dont u love this guy?

On October 01 2008 23:18 Frits wrote:
wait you even asked her to come over and kept hinting at sex

lol

On October 01 2008 23:03 Frits wrote:
Wait are you expecting anyone to congratulate you on not cheating?

lol

So why did your dad tell you guys to stop what helllllll kind of dad is he.

On October 02 2008 01:53 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
So I'm guessing you just spanked your monkey later that night, amirite?

Despite my assholish nature however, I am generally an exceptionally nice person. It's just I don't get attached and don't let the consequences of my actions bother me, even if those consequences hurt others.

On October 01 2008 14:18 mSLeGenD wrote:
I am so fucking pissed, I just wrote this entire thing out and accidentally clicked the PianO Man TLFE which erased my entire post. Which was well over 1500 words by that point.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKFUFKCUFKCUFKC
k so I will attempt to retype it.


Lately I have been attempting to become a better person, I usually do things without thinking and do what ever comes around the corner. Anyone who has taken a driving course knows that you cannot hesitate when you drive, and what is thinking twice if not hesitating?

So this is really bad for relationships since it means I will pretty much sex whatever and whoever I want becuase I just don't have any empathy for what others could be feeling. I have cheated on girls before just because the opportunity arose and didn't care that it ended.

Despite my assholish nature however, I am generally an exceptionally nice person. It's just I don't get attached and don't let the consequences of my actions bother me, even if those consequences hurt others. Now me and my girlfriend haven't seen eachother in a few weeks now becuase she got in a lot of trouble a few weeks ago for hanging out with me without telling her parents, so we went from having a lot of sex to me being try now, which pretty much sucks. However that's not really that big of a deal for me, I have gone longer than that without sex, I'm not an addict of some sort.

The thing is, I like this girl a lot becuase we have had a lot in common and generally how this situation arose. It's actually odd and it defies ladder theory. Before the summer I was going out with her best friend, they were closer than sisters since they live together. During that period me and Adrii became really good friends since we would talk all the time. When the summer started Monica (my Ex) moved out and back in with her actual family. I still talked to Adrii as much but Monica became a bitch and we drifted a part. Me and Adrii ended up becoming more then friends and are going out now. Monica is not amused, however that is a story for another time.

The last 2 days I have been talking to some girl who I have have known for a while but have not hung out with in a long time. Today she asked me to hang out after talking to her like the last 2 days, so I agree, just me and her. This isn't really odd for me since I have a lot of girl friends for whatever Reason, So hanging out with a girl just the 2 of us is not a big deal for me. We end up going to these cliffs that overlook a river which is a really nice view, it's actually considered a romantic setting; however I go there with friends all the time, but when it's 1on1 I think it must be alittle different. I'm just oblivious to shit like this though !

So after that I ask her if she wants to go get ice cream, since she had driven I told her I would buy her ice cream, which isn't actually strange for me or romantic. If I'm hanging out with a friend of mine or someone I usually will buy them some food or something, it's just how I am. I realize I forgot my wallet though so I told her to stop at my house first Where no one is home.

On our way back to my house I am telling her about my kickass TV and sound system in my room since I had just recently updated my room to be the most awesome home theatre ever (I brag and tell most about it a lot becuase I'm proud of it) pimp ass 32in tv, 5.1 system and a 600 watt receiver. pretty badass (although the receivers kind of weak, I don't believe it's outputting 600watts, maybe 120 Max)

--- Side tracked.

So I invite her in to come check it out while I search for my wallet which I have misplaced because I'm a jackass. So shes up in my room listening to music and I can't find it, so I asked her if she just wanted to hang out at my house since I couldn't find my damn wallet. So we are in my room and I was showing her some movies I had and how I had watched The Bank Job and how it was basically porn for the first 10 minutes becuase of the amount of nudity in it. So she tells me to put it on becuase she likes sex and wants to see it.

Okay, so at this point I am starting to think something might be up, we had talked a lot about sex and I had told her how I was dating Adrii and how I liked her alot which I figured got the message across I didn't really want to do anything. So I put it on and we are watching it kind of and at this point I'm laying on my bed and shes sitting on the end of it and we are just kind of talking about sex, so it gets to a sex scene and I mention how I haven't had sex in a 2 weeks and miss it.

Pandoras box hath been opened my friends. I am an idiot. The following conversation ensued from this.

Girl: "So you want to have sex?"
Joe: "uh.... Adrii's in trouble I can't"
Girl: "Come on you know you want to, you just said you wanted to have sex. Do it"
Joe: *not looking at her* "I CANT DO IT"
girl: "Why not just do it, she doens't have to know"

At this point she starts moving towards me.
girl: "Come on we can even do it quick"
Joe: "I CANT ADRII WILL FIND OUT AND KILL ME, STOP."
girl: "We won't tell her."

she gets on top of me and goes to kiss me, since I'm smooth as all fuck, I turn to the side and cover my mouth, and I'm just like, "seriously, i don't want to I like Adrii I can't do it."

SHE STARTS TO UNBUTTON MY PANTS. at this point my fucking sAviOr arrives, my dad had just come home and opens the door and shouts up the stairs to us.

dad: "Joe whose here?"
joe: "err, Alex"
dad: "MALE OR FEMALE?"
joe: "female"
dad: "get the fuck out of your room"

YES! MY DAD HAS SAVED ME FROM THIS SITUATION.

So the girl now known as Alex tells me how I am saved by my dad and to button my pants, so she walks downstaris and leaves. I proceed to walk over and thank my dad for saving me and told him what happened.

Overall I am proud of myself, I just passed up on sex with a girl who was admitadly not that attract but still, that's a damn fucking step for me. A year ago I would of fucked her and not even cared what happened, so here is progress for me!

SouL+1 BaBy. YEAH.

The next stories are going to be epicly more hilarous. Becuase I do A LOT of dumb shit which always results in insane and retarded stories.

dis shit can NAUGHT be made up.

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On October 02 2008 05:14 d(O.o)a wrote:

This post needs more TLPD

On October 02 2008 05:14 d(O.o)a wrote:


This post needs more TLPD