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ICCUP is so funny. :D

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SiegeTanksandBlueGoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
China685 Posts
August 31 2008 17:15 GMT
#1
So I was playing on iccup today, the last few days before school starts again. and the funniest thing ever happened to me. I scouted vultures as P, so I semiblocked myself in on blue storm and put 3 goons at the gap. seems all good right? My expo comes in much faster and I sneak an expo somewhere else too because I don't want to move out and get hit by mines. Well....

I forgot to hit hold position, and I lost 3 goons to 2 mines. I wasn't producing any more atm. So I had to ghetto block my main with a pylon, and couldn't do anything.

He kept typing lol, until I told him to stfu.

I broke out eventually despite having something like 40 population less than him pvt at one point. He did all the gay harass stuff on Blue storm (sneak in dropships, run past vultures (new mouse makes it so damn hard to block vultures), and exploiting the sweet spot to hit my nat.

I decided it was time to be a douchebag back. Ran like 5 DT's to random places, forced him to scan, and then moved an arbiter and 3 control groups of units into his army. He got raped and was like: "Real Rank?"
Response: "Higher than you, fucking noob."
His response: "You're the noob, I coud've won ez"

SO yeah, that made my day on iccup, the day when noobs who try to exploit map imba with no micro or macro get owned.

5 sieged tanks on high ground with a control group of vultures and mines vs 3 zealots and 4 dragoons. I won that fight with 2 goons left. :D

Anyways, keep on owning iccup, tl.net'ers.

*
What does the scouter say about his macro level? It's Over 9000 minerals!
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 31 2008 17:31 GMT
#2
That's some USEAST shit right there.

Gotta love it.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
August 31 2008 17:34 GMT
#3
lol it's all about the random bm. I bet he'll be building turrets next time he takes the high ground on Blue Storn.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
August 31 2008 17:34 GMT
#4
Real rank :D
I once had somebody who would not believe me that I was not smurfing and h3r1n6 is my real id.
ctang
Profile Joined April 2008
China74 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-31 17:41:24
August 31 2008 17:40 GMT
#5
Stay classy. Oh wait, ...
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
August 31 2008 17:47 GMT
#6
On September 01 2008 02:31 Mickey wrote:
That's some USEAST shit right there.

Gotta love it.

That's what I was thinking too, pretty funny stuff though haha.
Not bad for a cat toy.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
August 31 2008 17:49 GMT
#7
Where's the rep?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ahole-surprise
Profile Joined August 2007
United States813 Posts
August 31 2008 18:04 GMT
#8
Yeah, this is funny. Ha.
Ha.
Pulp can move, baby!
SiegeTanksandBlueGoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
China685 Posts
August 31 2008 18:50 GMT
#9
Does anyone want to see the rep? I realized I was so desperate at one point I killed his siege tanks with probes dropped from shuttles (it actually works really well)
What does the scouter say about his macro level? It's Over 9000 minerals!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
August 31 2008 18:55 GMT
#10
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ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SiegeTanksandBlueGoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
China685 Posts
August 31 2008 19:00 GMT
#11
I meant anyone else.
What does the scouter say about his macro level? It's Over 9000 minerals!
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
August 31 2008 19:07 GMT
#12
Yes, yes we do do.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 31 2008 19:45 GMT
#13
I can't fucking find proper TvP's on ICCUP on D level because these fuckers just double gate
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
August 31 2008 19:53 GMT
#14
Sounds to me like both of you are just bad mannered
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 31 2008 20:00 GMT
#15
On September 01 2008 04:53 Mastermind wrote:
Sounds to me like both of you are just bad mannered

Thought so too, but it still sounded pretty funny
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 31 2008 20:42 GMT
#16
you sound like a dumbass
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
August 31 2008 20:56 GMT
#17
On September 01 2008 05:42 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
you sound like a dumbass

I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
Zoan
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States53 Posts
August 31 2008 20:58 GMT
#18
I want the rep!
Moo.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
August 31 2008 21:03 GMT
#19
Honestly you bmed first.
Liquid | SKT
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
August 31 2008 21:04 GMT
#20
Also what rank are you?
Liquid | SKT
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