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useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 06:43:48
August 28 2008 06:43 GMT
#1
Im having an argument with my friend. He says he tucks his penis up. I say it should be tucked to the right, to counter the lean to the left. He says thats the wrong way to do it, so naturally Id ask tl.net


[image loading]

Poll: Where do you tuck your dick?
(Vote): to the left
(Vote): to the right
(Vote): down the center
(Vote): straight up


***
Moonlight Shadow
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 28 2008 06:44 GMT
#2
top left of the pants
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Fobbish
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Korea (South)1071 Posts
August 28 2008 06:45 GMT
#3
rawl

it depends on situation.
강함은 타고나는 것이 아니라 만들어 지는 것이다! - 외인구단
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
August 28 2008 06:46 GMT
#4
where is "straight out thru the zipper"?
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 28 2008 06:46 GMT
#5
up or down.. hmm
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 28 2008 06:51 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
August 28 2008 06:54 GMT
#7
jacket pocket
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
August 28 2008 07:00 GMT
#8
i loled
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
August 28 2008 07:03 GMT
#9
Best "Location" thread ever.
Super serious.
iori_LT
Profile Joined May 2003
Lithuania675 Posts
August 28 2008 07:04 GMT
#10
haha ask TL, we know everything! :D

to the left btw :D
addicted to TL.net
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 28 2008 07:09 GMT
#11
I tuck it in my ass
It's that long.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
August 28 2008 07:10 GMT
#12
It depends on your penis. If you had his penis you would probably also tuck it up.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
August 28 2008 07:14 GMT
#13
in my shoe
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
August 28 2008 07:28 GMT
#14
On August 28 2008 16:14 yubee wrote:
in my shoe

Putting a shoe on your crotch will probably get the girls wild!
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
August 28 2008 07:40 GMT
#15
On August 28 2008 16:10 Klockan3 wrote:
It depends on your penis. If you had his penis you would probably also tuck it up.


true!
Happiness only real when shared.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 08:01:45
August 28 2008 07:41 GMT
#16
if your dick curves up putting it down your pants won't be comfortable (not to mention really visible).

hahaha this thread reminds me of another: Which way do you REALLY curve?.

hmmm... i haven't changed one fuckin' bit. minus the passionate defensiveness ahahahaa.
Happiness only real when shared.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
August 28 2008 07:50 GMT
#17
Up and slight to the right. My fuck stick is slightly bent to the left so I like to keep it more to the right, in an attempt to straighten it out.
XK ßubonic
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
August 28 2008 08:03 GMT
#18
I just let mine swing all over the place. Be free be free...
this is my quote.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 28 2008 08:05 GMT
#19
left
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
August 28 2008 08:37 GMT
#20
On August 28 2008 16:50 Bub wrote:
Up and slight to the right. My fuck stick is slightly bent to the left so I like to keep it more to the right, in an attempt to straighten it out.


THIS
Moonlight Shadow
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
August 28 2008 08:43 GMT
#21
to the right. Unless it's fucked up by sitting for a long time and unable to adjust
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
August 28 2008 08:48 GMT
#22
in a pussy and sometimes in my pants.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
August 28 2008 08:51 GMT
#23
wtf lol
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
August 28 2008 09:01 GMT
#24
I carry it in a Louis Vuitton pouch lined with silk.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
August 28 2008 10:09 GMT
#25
^lol

I was expecting a complete troll thread with an opener like "WHER IS MY PENIS PLX?"
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
August 28 2008 10:17 GMT
#26
detachable
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
August 28 2008 11:37 GMT
#27
Dooooooooooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your balls. Hang. Low?
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JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
August 28 2008 13:04 GMT
#28
I tuck right, but lean right as well. Kind of makes me worried I'll aggravate the problem.
✌
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
August 28 2008 13:17 GMT
#29
Awesome thread. I'm going with down.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
August 28 2008 14:09 GMT
#30
Hahaha. A++ blog.

To the left. <<
parasite
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7454 Posts
August 28 2008 14:16 GMT
#31
I wear baggy pants and don't have a small cock so...... unless I'm cop'n wood there is no reason to not let him find out where he wants to rest.

Btw did you observe that your friends cock was mis-tucked .... I mean that is quite the conversation... "Dude your cock is tucked all wrong"
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
August 28 2008 14:22 GMT
#32
tuck it in LEFT. i always thought putting a wallet in the back right pocket and tucking a penis in left were common knowledge?
SNSD fan
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 28 2008 15:22 GMT
#33
you cant tuck it anywhere if you choose to not wear pants
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 28 2008 15:39 GMT
#34
On August 28 2008 15:51 boesthius wrote:
in my anus


LOL
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 28 2008 16:18 GMT
#35
top drawer of nightstand next to the bed.
Moderator
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
August 28 2008 16:23 GMT
#36
On August 28 2008 16:09 HeavOnEarth wrote:
I tuck it in my ass
It's that long.

You're azn <.< *points to the door*
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
August 28 2008 16:30 GMT
#37
I tuck mine down by my left ankle.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
August 28 2008 16:40 GMT
#38
On August 28 2008 23:16 AttackZerg wrote:
I wear baggy pants and don't have a small cock so...... unless I'm cop'n wood there is no reason to not let him find out where he wants to rest.

Btw did you observe that your friends cock was mis-tucked .... I mean that is quite the conversation... "Dude your cock is tucked all wrong"
Until this I wasn't really sure exactly what you guys were talking about, but yeah, my pants are usually fairly baggy (and my cock is only about average) so I rarely worry about which way it's tucked.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
August 28 2008 16:59 GMT
#39
in ur mom
Moderator<:3-/-<
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 28 2008 17:00 GMT
#40
in the Portal
8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 20:28:42
August 28 2008 20:28 GMT
#41
On August 29 2008 01:23 selboN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2008 16:09 HeavOnEarth wrote:
I tuck it in my ass
It's that long.

You're azn <.< *points to the door*



nigguh peez youre one to talk

*sets sack on selbons head*

Selbons mom @_@
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
August 28 2008 22:16 GMT
#42
left
SaveYourSavior
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1071 Posts
August 28 2008 23:27 GMT
#43
To the left to the left
a
Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
August 29 2008 00:31 GMT
#44
i use mine as a belt
TeNken.1
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States226 Posts
August 29 2008 00:52 GMT
#45
in between my legs so it pokes out the back
"The G-Don is the official family hitman."
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 29 2008 06:24 GMT
#46
On August 29 2008 01:23 selboN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2008 16:09 HeavOnEarth wrote:
I tuck it in my ass
It's that long.

You're azn <.< *points to the door*


so stereotypically, im short as well right
consider i'm 6'2"
and stereotypically i like happy anime music and shit right?
death metal all the fucking way

stereotypes can shoo :O
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 29 2008 06:39 GMT
#47
omg i lolled at the title of the blog
and i tuck my dick usually to the up/right
or straight down
depends on which one feels better at the moment
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
August 29 2008 07:15 GMT
#48
down I think...
when wearing jeans it'll go into whichever hahahAha
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
August 29 2008 20:46 GMT
#49
Up all the way
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
August 29 2008 21:00 GMT
#50
Front right pocket
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Shinrei
Profile Joined February 2007
United States239 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-29 21:41:50
August 29 2008 21:36 GMT
#51
This conversation is relevant to my interests.

P.S My pen0r goes where I want it to go.
=^.^=
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