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Actually list some of the things that you've done that you now look in the past that was extremely needy/clingy/creepy. kk i'll start ^^;
-I've actually figured out my crush's schedule just by looking at the hall ways she took.
-I've stared at a persons ass while daydreaming, and not realizing it until someone hit me.
-I've jacked off to the same women everytime for ~3-4weeks i think..
-I've stalked people on facebook, and read almost every wall to wall comment.
-I've searched up people's address's on yellowbook.com
-I've looked at the price of people's houses at zillow.com.
I just needed to release this to the public, because i no longer want it as part of me. Now you do the same!
  
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
umm ...i've never done anything as needy clingy creepy as the things you just listed -__- lol
haha most needy/clingycreepy thingi've done is just drunk dial someone...everytime i was drunk lol
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I'd say something about someone who is stalking me, and they are a lot more extreme than you are with that facebook thing, but they will probably see it on here (they have already stalked me to here before), so I would rather not.
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+ Show Spoiler +-I've stalked people on facebook, and read almost every wall to wall comment.
I just died a little inside, and I'm not sure why,
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i never pushed out in tvz. i just stayed in my base.
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wow..
iono man i've never gone to the extremes of your examples
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On August 28 2008 12:53 CommanderFluffy wrote:
wow..
iono man i've never gone to the extremes of your examples
I'm sure you do if you really try and bring it up, some of these things i've listed has bothered me and i still smack myself everytime i think of it and wonder "WTF was i thinking at that time?!"... So i really needed to just let it out... lol
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"i've jacked off in the same bed as my dad"
lol glad i should show your pictures to people so they know what a freak you are!!! =O quick delete them off SWBK XDDDD
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I search up peoples name and sn on internet and stumbled upon their accounts on various websites. I do this to everyone tho so its not that bad ??
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On August 28 2008 12:55 Superiorwolf wrote:
"i've jacked off in the same bed as my dad"
lol glad i should show your pictures to people so they know what a freak you are!!! =O quick delete them off SWBK XDDDD
if you are willing to go through that much trouble, i dont really care to be honest. Im a changed man!
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On August 28 2008 12:57 XCetron wrote:
I search up peoples name and sn on internet and stumbled upon their accounts on various websites. I do this to everyone tho so its not that bad ??
I just searched my name and I'm surprised to see that I'm not found on some forums I used to frequent, including one I had 5,000+ posts and another I was an admin at (edit: nvm I know why, the site is gone now and as well it only had about 600-700 active members at its peak), although that closed down after I left XD. Lots of animation sites o.o newgrounds -_- hmm, wikipedia, wtf?
Anyways, ya gladstone, you are a changed man, are you right? I remember everyone at SWBK saying how shy and reserved you were when you first came to starcraft, wouldn't even TYPE the word 'crap' or anything like that, now you've turned into a perverted stalker. I guess it's true, then, XD 
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well, i have to say you get points for courage my friend.
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Jacking off in the bed with your dad is kind of fucked up dude.
Have a habit of looking at random girls photobuckets and shit like that though..
+ Show Spoiler +If they're hot i imagine im fucking them afterwords ._.
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On August 28 2008 13:04 arb wrote:Jacking off in the bed with your dad is kind of fucked up dude. Have a habit of looking at random girls photobuckets and shit like that though.. + Show Spoiler +If they're hot i imagine im fucking them afterwords ._.
ROFL
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There's a bunch of random things I've done that make me cringe, but nothing as bad as yours. Googling someone's sn doesn't make me cringe at all >_>.
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I've done facebook stalking before... but I dunno it doesn't seem that big of a deal.
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I've got some pretty bad stuff that still make me twitch and cringe just thinking about how stupid I was back in highschool. Most of it is too embarrassing to post, but just know you're not alone in this kind of stuff.
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So I'm changing this topic into "Things that you've done that made you want to beat the shit out of your face."
Not too long ago I left a note at my ex's house door, because we weren't talking anymore (my choice), just to tell her that I was leaving New Jersey and that she should find someone better for herself.
I was talking to her today, and she told me that her dad had found the note, called her in school, and the teacher knew me so he let her sit in the back and listen to her Korean immigrant dad try to decipher my handwriting over the phone to her. The letter had some pretty personal stuff in it, I wanted to smack myself when I heard that her dad had to read it out loud to her.
She also said that she sends funny things I say to her boyfriend over AIM. I felt like such a tool that I wanted to bash my skull against a wall.
I have more of these, but when I do think of them, I usually do punch myself in the temple or something, so I kind of tend to forget about them as time passes...
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hmm i found an acquaintance on facebook and creeped through her public photos
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Wow that stuff is in a completely different league to anything I've ever even considered doing.
I have done a zoned out stare a few times, but I guess it was so obvious that I was completely daydreaming it never lead to awkward situations.
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- saved and reread my AIM convos with a few girls
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Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad.
At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss
EDIT: aw, im still an scv 
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Yea im 100% sure everyone has facebook/some-sort-of-social-networking-site-stalked someone before, including myself 
edit: holy shit u stole her panties and got aroused later by them? FUCKED UP
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called the same girl that i randomly hooked up with every time i got drunk for a year
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On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv
Dude, this is seriously creepy, lol.
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i apologized and made a whole speech shit to an ex for something that was her fault
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You are a strange man dude...
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When I had a Facebook I used to pay excessive attention to timestamps of messages, wall posts, and things like that, and make extrapolations about other people's schedules. It was unconscious rather than deliberate... I'd just add up the pieces and figure, "hm, this person takes 53 minutes to eat lunch."
Not super creepy, but maybe kind of unusual. I got rid of Facebook a while ago though.
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my friends ex boyfriend once hacked her aim password and i admitted to sexual activity with her to him thinking it was her. #1 creepy. unfortunately for him hes a DOUCHEBAG so i could really care less. Tool
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On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv
wAHT THE FUCK?
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I have many times, what's the term, browsed public facebook photos, ..looking for hot girls and often lesbians. I've also done a good few things that i wont' mention that easily make me the most creepy person here.. that was in my younger days though. Oh and i used to save some msn conversations with my internet girlfriends and reread them on multiple occassions. Some of my childhood and adolescent memories of things i've done are horrible to live with. I hate the way i was alot, and am still in recovery
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On August 28 2008 16:08 boesthius wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv rofl wowowowwwwww I don't think anyone can top this.
Oh, really? Well, I'm the creepiest starcraft player on facebook!
+ Show Spoiler +Why isn't that thread in Featured, or hall of fame?
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On August 28 2008 12:47 YanGpaN wrote:
Actually list some of the things that you've done that you now look in the past that was extremely needy/clingy/creepy. kk i'll start ^^;
-I've actually figured out my crush's schedule just by looking at the hall ways she took.
-I've stared at a persons ass while daydreaming, and not realizing it until someone hit me.
-I've jacked off to the same women everytime for ~3-4weeks i think..
-I've stalked people on facebook, and read almost every wall to wall comment.
-I've searched up people's address's on yellowbook.com
-I've looked at the price of people's houses at zillow.com.
I just needed to release this to the public, because i no longer want it as part of me. Now you do the same!
Ive done that but for much longer.
edit: oh and I did manage to get with her
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Grobyc wins as the creepiest here. haha.
I don't have anything that can compete with that. lol.
It's good to see there hasn't been any hairstealers, shrinemakers, serialstalkers, or rapists post yet.
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On August 28 2008 13:40 useLess wrote:
- saved and reread my AIM convos with a few girls
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HAHAH I am guilty of this. Saved a lovely conversation with this babe and re read it to make myself happy.
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On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv
Maybe this is why you are still an SCV.
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On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv
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On August 28 2008 12:50 fanatacist wrote:
I'd say something about someone who is stalking me, and they are a lot more extreme than you are with that facebook thing, but they will probably see it on here (they have already stalked me to here before), so I would rather not.
I'm doing it again
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ive never done anything like these
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On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv
i have never done anything like this, but i can understand. i've done some creepy stuff, which i don't wanna mention here.. it's nothing serious and harmless, but it's embarrassing. haha. let me just say they are all related to masturbation.
come on, everyone has his or her "ways" to get aroused and stuff. examples are like suspense, techniques, mood, and etc.
i seriously don't find jerking off to someone's underwear creepy. who wouldn't like to sniff a hot girl's underwear?
of course, if i found you doing that to my mom's or my sister's, i'd be creeped out as fuck, but im sure i can understand. lol
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On August 29 2008 02:37 CapO wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv i have never done anything like this, but i can understand. i've done some creepy stuff, which i don't wanna mention here.. it's nothing serious and harmless, but it's embarrassing. haha. let me just say they are all related to masturbation. come on, everyone has his or her "ways" to get aroused and stuff. examples are like suspense, techniques, mood, and etc. i seriously don't find jerking off to someone's underwear creepy. who wouldn't like to sniff a hot girl's underwear? of course, if i found you doing that to my mom's or my sister's, i'd be creeped out as fuck, but im sure i can understand. lol
are you giving him suggestions?
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i just love reading these comments because almost every man can relate to it, whenever he's bored or something. in other words, girls may find it creepy, but i think this blog is fun to read for sharing personal moments lol.
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going through public photos of a hottie you know/knew is standard
reading through every comment is creepy
and boring
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On August 28 2008 15:49 boesthius wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 13:40 useLess wrote:
- saved and reread my AIM convos with a few girls
:| i used to do this all the time, but they were old convos with my ex's :X
Who DIDN'T do this?
I wrote all the important dates (first date, first kiss, etc.) in a notepad file so that in case she ever asks me when I'm high or something I can recall the date and basic details lol.
EDIT: LOL Saya <3 Add me.
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"[H]Internet Drama" thread
enough facepalm to last a lifetime
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On August 29 2008 03:12 fusionsdf wrote:going through public photos of a hottie you know/knew is standard reading through every comment is creepy and boring + Show Spoiler +
I'm unable to read through every Facebook/Myspace comment or else I'll hate the person for being a vapid idiot when I'm done.
xoxoxo
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THE PANTY PROWLER!
That's pretty fucking funny
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On August 29 2008 22:41 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 15:49 boesthius wrote:On August 28 2008 13:40 useLess wrote:
- saved and reread my AIM convos with a few girls
:| i used to do this all the time, but they were old convos with my ex's :X Who DIDN'T do this? I wrote all the important dates (first date, first kiss, etc.) in a notepad file so that in case she ever asks me when I'm high or something I can recall the date and basic details lol. EDIT: LOL Saya <3 Add me.
I dont, though all my aim or w/e convo are auto saved by default anyway.
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On August 28 2008 13:26 geometryb wrote:
standard
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On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv
Depends if you're Japanese...
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On August 28 2008 12:50 alffla wrote:
umm ...i've never done anything as needy clingy creepy as the things you just listed -__- lol
haha most needy/clingycreepy thingi've done is just drunk dial someone...everytime i was drunk lol
i do that alot.. lol
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On August 30 2008 12:11 fight_or_flight wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 13:44 Grobyc wrote:Ooo only one creepy thing i can think of, and it was pretty bad. At a friends(girl) house a few years ago it was me, the girl, and another friend(also female) as some of us were meeting there so we could get together to take a bus downtown to meet some more friends, anyway, my friends mom called her upstairs(we were downstairs in her room) to eat before we left, and I had already eaten that day so i said I was alright for food, although my other friend went upstairs with her, so I was alone in her room, and looked through her drawers, i was pretty bored, it started with her comp desk drawers cause i figured they wouldn't have anything special in them, then moved on to other dressers in her room, eventually i found some of her underwear, and decided to conceal it in my pants or something, i cant exactly remember where, and i took it with me. so after they came back downstairs we left for the bus shortly after to meet up with some more of our friends, the whole time i still had her panties down my pants. at the end of the day i took them home with me and got pretty aroused by them and.. yeah, you get the picture, pretty creepy, good thing she is quite hot though. eventually i got bored of them and threw them away in a bush somewhere, but looking back on that i realize how creepy that was. Now, Discuss EDIT: aw, im still an scv Depends if you're Japanese...
Still... I remember I caught my friend looking through this chicks laundry basket, you could clearly see her underwear in it. We were both drunk so I just pretended to not see anything. He quickly tried to act natural. (We were at some house party, the hostess was fucking hot man.) Oh man I still find that funny.
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omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
wow that's awkward
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Alright I feel like I should confess some things.
I've once spied on my friends sister while she was having a shower at night. His bathroom blinds could be seen through. (Found that out on accident.)
I don't think I've ever been so nervous in my life when I seen her naked.
Hmm I guess the other things are not even that bad compared to that first one. Just other crap like...
I always ask chicks what bar they're going to, and I pretend I'm not interested in going to that bar. So then when I'm with my friends, I always say hey lets to go this bar! Then when I get to the bar, and see the chick. I pretend like my friends wanted to go there and I wanted to go to a different one. (No idea why I do this.)
I've done the facebook stalking thing too a few times, usually just with one chick though. I usually keep tabs on her just to see if shes "seeing" any guys or something. Because I really like her.
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
:S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part
your a hero
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On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero
lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah
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Well, way back i figured out quite perfect plans on how to beat up my ex's new boyfriend and get away with it without anyone ever finding out - evil genious style let me tell you - but never did act on it. There's a whole lot more to the story but that's the creepy part.
In my defense i didn't want her back though, just hated that ass who she was pretty much with to spite me. In the end he was quite innocent though and i guess she just wanted to rub him in my face, glad i turned the other cheek.
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On August 31 2008 05:10 CapO wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah
wat!?!?! I didn't think of it as a dick, i thought of her masturbating, with her juices all over it, and then i wondered wat the juices would taste like...so i licked it
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On August 31 2008 10:21 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 05:10 CapO wrote:On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah wat!?!?! I didn't think of it as a dick, i thought of her masturbating, with her juices all over it, and then i wondered wat the juices would taste like...so i licked it
ya i know what you mean, but it was still a dildo, which is basically a fake dick
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Well now i know why you stick your penis in a vagina and not your tongue.
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well it was probably old juice u know.... drying there sins last time she used it
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On August 31 2008 10:21 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 05:10 CapO wrote:On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah wat!?!?! I didn't think of it as a dick, i thought of her masturbating, with her juices all over it, and then i wondered wat the juices would taste like...so i licked it
No point in denying it, you're gay now, no turning back, you might as well start sucking random guys off.
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whenever i go over someone's house i like to read all the stuff on their fridge?
i dunno...
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On September 02 2008 14:39 Yogurt wrote:
whenever i go over someone's house i like to read all the stuff on their fridge?
i dunno...
You mean the labels on the food?
That's pretty normal.
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No I think he means everything pin'd to their fridge
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On August 31 2008 11:05 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
Does pussy juice expire?
ROFL - I seriously laughed out loud at this.
I don't have any creepy things to confess, except I guess I convinced Xenzei in a play/obs I was a girl if that counts :O
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
Winner.
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
It'd be hilarious if it was actually her mom's or something.
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... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
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On September 03 2008 11:25 lilsusie wrote:
... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
wouldn't be normal if you didn't
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On September 03 2008 11:25 lilsusie wrote:
... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
girls should be forbidden from this thread!!!
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haha i've done stalking of my own. fb is most common, i've googled people before as well. never ever physically stalked them tho.
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
LOOOL, wtf, seriously, WTF! what if she had some kind of disease, and you licked it. Dude, you go randomly and taste on eveyrthing else? Thats sick Oo Smell is ok, but taste, thats like on a whole other league hero boy.
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The only thing I do thats kind of creepy is I save all the good pictures of the girls I've boned off of their myspace.
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On September 03 2008 15:10 ThePhan2m wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny LOOOL, wtf, seriously, WTF! what if she had some kind of disease, and you licked it. Dude, you go randomly and taste on eveyrthing else? Thats sick Oo Smell is ok, but taste, thats like on a whole other league hero boy.
Is that why my mouth has been getting itchy and i have a rash??
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On September 03 2008 11:25 lilsusie wrote:
... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
hey me too
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On September 04 2008 04:26 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2008 15:10 ThePhan2m wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny LOOOL, wtf, seriously, WTF! what if she had some kind of disease, and you licked it. Dude, you go randomly and taste on eveyrthing else? Thats sick Oo Smell is ok, but taste, thats like on a whole other league hero boy. Is that why my mouth has been getting itchy and i have a rash??
I actually think its really awesome that you admitted that. It gave me a super good laugh, and if I was in your situation with a couple specific chicks, I may actually seriously debate doing what you did lmao.
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On August 28 2008 12:47 YanGpaN wrote:
-I've stared at a persons ass while daydreaming, and not realizing it until someone hit me.
hahaha, this thread should be in the general section.
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when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr
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On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr
haha you cockblock
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- When I was 13 or so I looked through the ashtrays in some public bathroom and tried to smoke the half done cigarettes to see how it feels like.
- Don't remember my age but must have been somewhere between 11-13: Stole some of my mothers tampons and played around with them. Wanted to know how much water they could absorb and how it would like look like.
- Again like age 11-13: Set the alarm clock to 4 in the morning, woke up and snuck down to the TV to get my first peek at some soft-porn movie. (Kids nowadays have the internet lol)
Hmm, that's all I can think of. 11-13 must have been my badass age.
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On September 04 2008 15:56 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr haha you cockroachblock
fixed
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On September 04 2008 17:44 snowbird wrote:
- Don't remember my age but must have been somewhere between 11-13: Stole some of my mothers tampons and played around with them. Wanted to know how much water they could absorb and how it would like look like.
How was the fit?
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On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr
omg
this is a bit off-topic, but i'm in my school's marching band. one time during band camp, it's the end of the day, and our director is telling us announcements (such as how well we did today and blah blah blah). so after a while, my eyes start wandering and i see something out of the corner of my eye. i focused on it, and it looks like a two-headed dragonfly. but after a longer look, i realize that it's actually two dragonflies FUCKING. actually, it didn't even look like they were just fucking. it looked like the dragonfly on top was raping the other dragonfly cause they were flying all over the place. i had to stay at attention, but once the band was dismissed, i started laughing fucking hard.
it was hilarious.
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On September 05 2008 09:19 goldenkrnboi wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr one time during band camp
It's rare for a story to start out like this and for it not to be a complete joke.
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On September 05 2008 11:11 Salv wrote:Show nested quote +On September 05 2008 09:19 goldenkrnboi wrote:On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr one time during band camp It's rare for a story to start out like this and for it not to be a complete joke.
._. asshole.
anyways, the creepiest thing i've done is probably stalking people on facebook/myspace. i spend way too much time on facebook.
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No one responded to my incredibly creepy open-hearted post. I'm so surprised and rejected. I agree that this thread is of general forum worthiness
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Yangpan WE need you to put this onto gen forum
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On September 07 2008 00:00 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
Yangpan WE need you to put this onto gen forum
okay, do i just create a new post on gen with my OP, or is there a specific way that i can move this to general thread?
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go jump in a pool.
and swim to get ur creepiness out.
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I would suggest posting your first post and then all the stories, cause most of it is just comments on the stories, cause this thread is epic and can only get better in general forum.
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if i was your friend nai.protoss i would call the police
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On September 08 2008 11:00 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
I would suggest posting your first post and then all the stories, cause most of it is just comments on the stories, cause this thread is epic and can only get better in general forum.
thx, i updated my original post on the thread on general forums.
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When I'm walking around and I see someone passing me by, and its just the two of us around, I start to fantasize about how I can kill that person and where I could get rid of the body.
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On September 08 2008 13:16 ktp wrote:
When I'm walking around and I see someone passing me by, and its just the two of us around, I start to fantasize about how I can kill that person and where I could get rid of the body.
Fucking creepy.
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On September 08 2008 13:16 ktp wrote:
When I'm walking around and I see someone passing me by, and its just the two of us around, I start to fantasize about how I can kill that person and where I could get rid of the body.
I don't think it out as thorough as you do, but if I am like outside and its dark or something, or I am like kinda scared, and I will see someone walking by and they look kinda scary, then I will think of like ways that I could attack them or protect myself. Like I will come up with schemes on how to tackle them and escape if they attacked me, or if they make a sudden move, where can I run and what can I use from my surroundings to get the upper hand. Sometimes my imagination does some crazy stuff, and I think of like Jackie Chan moves or something, but sometimes I think about how I can kill them really fast (or hurt them severely) if I need to. T_T
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
lol
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lol i still remember that post
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Oh internet, so reliable in immortalizing our shame...
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On October 27 2009 12:43 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny lol
What caused you to dig up that post? :p
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his bimonthly "dildo" in:teamliquid.net search, obvs
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It's the first thing you search when you trying to find Frits' phone.
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On August 31 2008 11:05 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
Does pussy juice expire?
LOL
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I've looked at another girl while making out with my girlfriend. Needless to say her spidey sense got tingly and she slapped the shit out of me.
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On August 28 2008 12:47 YPang wrote:
-I've jacked off to the same women everytime for ~3-4weeks i think..
i still jack off to the same woman i met like when i was in highschool haha
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On October 28 2009 09:03 TwoPac wrote:
I've looked at another girl while making out with my girlfriend. Needless to say her spidey sense got tingly and she slapped the shit out of me.
newb haha
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On October 27 2009 14:19 VorcePA wrote:Show nested quote +On October 27 2009 12:43 Manifesto7 wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny lol What caused you to dig up that post? :p
It kills me that he had to clarify that not only is his friend hot, but his friend is also a girl.
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On October 28 2009 09:03 TwoPac wrote:
I've looked at another girl while making out with my girlfriend. Needless to say her spidey sense got tingly and she slapped the shit out of me.
Talk about obvious... nice res too Mani, this thread is beyond epicness.
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a few years ago i would go to a large swimming pool with goggles and dive under to check out girl's bods... Now i don't ever go swimming.
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Standard stuffs here
But yeah some are funny
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On October 27 2009 12:43 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny lol
hehe
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I've Facebook stalked my last 3 girlfriends before actually going out with them. This is comprised of checking most, if not all of their photos, checking their wall on a daily basis, and their wall-to-wall convos with other guys. I guess you could classify this as scoping her out, but I just never told them about it.
Fact: I have a Facebook page open right now of a girl that I've been thinking about asking out. Creepy, yes?
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facebook stalking isnt creepy. That's just plain old curiosity. Creepy is like calling her everyday for a "conversation" or showing up at her house unexpected. So says the girls I have talked to who have had these things done to them.
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