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On September 03 2008 15:10 ThePhan2m wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny LOOOL, wtf, seriously, WTF! what if she had some kind of disease, and you licked it. Dude, you go randomly and taste on eveyrthing else? Thats sick Oo Smell is ok, but taste, thats like on a whole other league hero boy.
Is that why my mouth has been getting itchy and i have a rash??
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On September 03 2008 11:25 lilsusie wrote:
... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
hey me too
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On September 04 2008 04:26 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2008 15:10 ThePhan2m wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny LOOOL, wtf, seriously, WTF! what if she had some kind of disease, and you licked it. Dude, you go randomly and taste on eveyrthing else? Thats sick Oo Smell is ok, but taste, thats like on a whole other league hero boy. Is that why my mouth has been getting itchy and i have a rash??
I actually think its really awesome that you admitted that. It gave me a super good laugh, and if I was in your situation with a couple specific chicks, I may actually seriously debate doing what you did lmao.
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On August 28 2008 12:47 YanGpaN wrote:
-I've stared at a persons ass while daydreaming, and not realizing it until someone hit me.
hahaha, this thread should be in the general section.
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when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr
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On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr
haha you cockblock
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- When I was 13 or so I looked through the ashtrays in some public bathroom and tried to smoke the half done cigarettes to see how it feels like.
- Don't remember my age but must have been somewhere between 11-13: Stole some of my mothers tampons and played around with them. Wanted to know how much water they could absorb and how it would like look like.
- Again like age 11-13: Set the alarm clock to 4 in the morning, woke up and snuck down to the TV to get my first peek at some soft-porn movie. (Kids nowadays have the internet lol)
Hmm, that's all I can think of. 11-13 must have been my badass age.
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On September 04 2008 15:56 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr haha you cockroachblock
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On September 04 2008 17:44 snowbird wrote:
- Don't remember my age but must have been somewhere between 11-13: Stole some of my mothers tampons and played around with them. Wanted to know how much water they could absorb and how it would like look like.
How was the fit?
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On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr
omg
this is a bit off-topic, but i'm in my school's marching band. one time during band camp, it's the end of the day, and our director is telling us announcements (such as how well we did today and blah blah blah). so after a while, my eyes start wandering and i see something out of the corner of my eye. i focused on it, and it looks like a two-headed dragonfly. but after a longer look, i realize that it's actually two dragonflies FUCKING. actually, it didn't even look like they were just fucking. it looked like the dragonfly on top was raping the other dragonfly cause they were flying all over the place. i had to stay at attention, but once the band was dismissed, i started laughing fucking hard.
it was hilarious.
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On September 05 2008 09:19 goldenkrnboi wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr one time during band camp
It's rare for a story to start out like this and for it not to be a complete joke.
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On September 05 2008 11:11 Salv wrote:Show nested quote +On September 05 2008 09:19 goldenkrnboi wrote:On September 04 2008 12:16 CapO wrote:
when i see bugs mating, i kill them. idk why, but i don't wanna see them "FUCKING". maybe im jealous.. -_- grr one time during band camp It's rare for a story to start out like this and for it not to be a complete joke.
._. asshole.
anyways, the creepiest thing i've done is probably stalking people on facebook/myspace. i spend way too much time on facebook.
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No one responded to my incredibly creepy open-hearted post. I'm so surprised and rejected. I agree that this thread is of general forum worthiness
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Yangpan WE need you to put this onto gen forum
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On September 07 2008 00:00 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
Yangpan WE need you to put this onto gen forum
okay, do i just create a new post on gen with my OP, or is there a specific way that i can move this to general thread?
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go jump in a pool.
and swim to get ur creepiness out.
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I would suggest posting your first post and then all the stories, cause most of it is just comments on the stories, cause this thread is epic and can only get better in general forum.
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