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On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero
lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah
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Well, way back i figured out quite perfect plans on how to beat up my ex's new boyfriend and get away with it without anyone ever finding out - evil genious style let me tell you - but never did act on it. There's a whole lot more to the story but that's the creepy part.
In my defense i didn't want her back though, just hated that ass who she was pretty much with to spite me. In the end he was quite innocent though and i guess she just wanted to rub him in my face, glad i turned the other cheek.
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On August 31 2008 05:10 CapO wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah
wat!?!?! I didn't think of it as a dick, i thought of her masturbating, with her juices all over it, and then i wondered wat the juices would taste like...so i licked it
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On August 31 2008 10:21 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 05:10 CapO wrote:On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah wat!?!?! I didn't think of it as a dick, i thought of her masturbating, with her juices all over it, and then i wondered wat the juices would taste like...so i licked it
ya i know what you mean, but it was still a dildo, which is basically a fake dick
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Well now i know why you stick your penis in a vagina and not your tongue.
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well it was probably old juice u know.... drying there sins last time she used it
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On August 31 2008 10:21 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On August 31 2008 05:10 CapO wrote:On August 31 2008 05:06 lesser_good wrote:On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny :S how could u bring yourself to lick something that looks like a dick. even if its been repeatedly shoved down a hot girls fun part your a hero lol i just realized he basically licked a dick hah wat!?!?! I didn't think of it as a dick, i thought of her masturbating, with her juices all over it, and then i wondered wat the juices would taste like...so i licked it
No point in denying it, you're gay now, no turning back, you might as well start sucking random guys off.
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whenever i go over someone's house i like to read all the stuff on their fridge?
i dunno...
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On September 02 2008 14:39 Yogurt wrote: whenever i go over someone's house i like to read all the stuff on their fridge?
i dunno... You mean the labels on the food?
That's pretty normal.
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No I think he means everything pin'd to their fridge
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On August 31 2008 11:05 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: Does pussy juice expire? ROFL - I seriously laughed out loud at this.
I don't have any creepy things to confess, except I guess I convinced Xenzei in a play/obs I was a girl if that counts :O
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
Winner.
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny
It'd be hilarious if it was actually her mom's or something.
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... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
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On September 03 2008 11:25 lilsusie wrote: ... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
wouldn't be normal if you didn't
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On September 03 2008 11:25 lilsusie wrote: ... wow. i'm really disturbed by this thread.
girls should be forbidden from this thread!!!
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haha i've done stalking of my own. fb is most common, i've googled people before as well. never ever physically stalked them tho.
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On August 31 2008 01:49 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: omfg i hope no one makes fun of me for this....they will tho....i need to get it off my chest anyways.
-i once found my friends (shes girl, pretty hot) dildo, i licked it... it tasted funny LOOOL, wtf, seriously, WTF! what if she had some kind of disease, and you licked it. Dude, you go randomly and taste on eveyrthing else? Thats sick Oo Smell is ok, but taste, thats like on a whole other league hero boy.
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The only thing I do thats kind of creepy is I save all the good pictures of the girls I've boned off of their myspace.
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