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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 27 2008 20:12 GMT
#1
I am now in my senior year and I need a date to the prom.

My parents made it very clear that they are going to make me go to the prom no matter what, because they did not and they highly regret it. So, this is serious business. I'm not getting off the hook by complaining like a stupid bitch.

But here is my problem! No one wants to go with me that I find attractable. To be honest, the only people that actually consider going with me are the mentally handicapped retards or the black girl who gets mad because I won't hug her. And I'm not beautiful, I have some acne, and I'm just dopey. Not assertive, not sociable. Not the
kind of guy girls would be thrilled to take to the dance.

I talked with my school and it turns out that you can actually take outside people to the prom! Now if you live in Pennsylvania or want to take a ride to Pennsylvania around Reading I would love for someone to take me.

My school administration applies some rules though:
Cannot be over 21.
Will be given a breathalyzer test upon entry of Prom.

So if you want to take me, please don't get drunk. And don't be over 21. I'm really depending on a sweet guy to just make this night easy for me. Don't worry, I don't slow dance, and we don't have to have sex afterwords. The only problem we may encounter is being called homos and the like.

PM me for more information but Prom is a while away, but I want to secure a date early. I'll take multiple applications and keep you guys updated to when the Prom will be (probably sometime next Year) and give you the location and such.

****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Krzycho
Profile Joined July 2007
Poland442 Posts
August 27 2008 20:20 GMT
#2
what?
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
August 27 2008 20:20 GMT
#3
are u gay?
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 27 2008 20:21 GMT
#4
No I just need someone to go with.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
August 27 2008 20:23 GMT
#5
Tell your parents they can't live their lives through you. I never went to prom and I have zero regrets, doubt that will change. I'm sure there's plenty of people in the same boat.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 27 2008 20:24 GMT
#6
a sweet guy..?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
August 27 2008 20:25 GMT
#7
are u bi-sexual?
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 20:29:31
August 27 2008 20:27 GMT
#8
WAITWAITWAIT what??
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9562 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 20:42:02
August 27 2008 20:27 GMT
#9
On August 28 2008 05:23 zer0das wrote:
Tell your parents they can't live their lives through you. I never went to prom and I have zero regrets, doubt that will change. I'm sure there's plenty of people in the same boat.


LOL I actually went to the prom and I regret it! xD
Biggest waste of time in my life ;p

ahh why does faust always have the best blogs? ;]
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 27 2008 20:28 GMT
#10
I didn't go to prom well because my date dumped me a week before signups ended lol.

Whatever dude
But why the fuck would you even ask here or a guy?

Maybe ask for advice but..lol come on
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
August 27 2008 20:29 GMT
#11
"We don't _have_ to have sex afterwards" Somehow I think you are approaching this with the wrong mindset :p
Anyways so in the US you got to have a date to the prom? Alot (like 20-30%) of the people in my school went without a date.
Oh and just as you know, girls tend to view these kinds of arangments as rather important, meaning girls you find ugly now will probably look good, or even beautiful on the night in question.
Besides if you aren't usually sociable you will probably find it exiting just to go with a girl as friends and in that case it doesn't really matter if you find her attractive or not does it?

And the obligatory TL cynic comment: You are more likely to get an ugly girl in bed and when the lights are out ~~
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
August 27 2008 20:30 GMT
#12
Why teamliquid? Why of all forums a worldwide starcraft forum?

I'm sure you can do better elsewhere.
God Bless
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
August 27 2008 20:30 GMT
#13
Your asking HERE, somebody from HERE, to goto prom with you?
You DO know that this site is 99% male.?
Use it or lose it
Liquid`Daaman
Profile Joined January 2003
Sweden1225 Posts
August 27 2008 20:32 GMT
#14
haha I love this =)
Comfortably Numb
bossi
Profile Joined August 2008
Germany10 Posts
August 27 2008 20:33 GMT
#15
Looking for a girl on an e-sport website, good luck with that.
W/o photo your chances are obsolete anyways.
this is combatexfan recording another fpvod!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 27 2008 20:33 GMT
#16
Guys, obviously she's a girl. Duh
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 20:37:27
August 27 2008 20:36 GMT
#17
I just read the whole thing lol.
Moderator
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
August 27 2008 20:37 GMT
#18
He's not looking for a girl ~~ He's looking for a fun guy with the same interests as him (brood war) to go with as a friend.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
August 27 2008 20:37 GMT
#19
School sponsored dances suck ass, they play terrible music. But its still tremendously fun if you can get girl who knows how to dance properly. So if your dateless its going to suck lol.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
August 27 2008 20:39 GMT
#20
You Fail
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
August 27 2008 20:41 GMT
#21
fag
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
August 27 2008 20:42 GMT
#22
the fact that you are posting this on TL.net is testament to why you can't get a date. you shouldn't have your social life rely on an internet gaming forum. there's a fine line between just having fun playing a game and meeting people online and just plain being a loser, and you are borderline loser. since senior year is just starting for you... there is time to right the wrongs in your social life. instead of hanging around TL.net , I'd go out and fix them
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Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
August 27 2008 20:43 GMT
#23
You Win
"If I think, everything is lost"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24692 Posts
August 27 2008 20:43 GMT
#24
Do not do not do not go just because your parents are mandating it. If you have any interest in going, and having a date is the only problem, then by all means try to work something out. But I'm another of those people who didn't go and don't regret it.


On August 28 2008 05:39 Folca wrote:
You Fail

I think you missed the point.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
iceburn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States303 Posts
August 27 2008 20:44 GMT
#25
well fake a date, if you parents care so much and go somewhere else
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
August 27 2008 20:44 GMT
#26
On August 28 2008 05:41 Texas wrote:
fag


In combination with your name - LOL
"If I think, everything is lost"
Hitokiri
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Spain306 Posts
August 27 2008 20:44 GMT
#27
Wait Xeris, weren't you the one asking between going to a random LAN and taking the LSAT? Seems kinda random coming from you, especially since you're the manager of a team (and you don't do it for the money). I have absolutely no problem.

As for the thread, interesting. Really, I love teamliquid
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nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
August 27 2008 20:50 GMT
#28
If you rly want to go, then you should explore the option of getting a hooker to go with you
Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 20:53:23
August 27 2008 20:53 GMT
#29
Get a mail-order bride
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
August 27 2008 20:57 GMT
#30
I remember prom. We ended up renting a cheap ass hotel room and watching classy yet really weird(it has dummies and dolls?) british porn at 3AM. I guess it was sorta fun.
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
August 27 2008 21:06 GMT
#31
Your parents are making you go? Seriously dude, that makes you sound like a really big loser. Man up and tell your parents no. wtf? I just cant believe this after reading it. Get some balls dude. If you dont want to go then dont go. Simple as that.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
August 27 2008 21:09 GMT
#32
LOLOL. Epic blog.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 21:13:08
August 27 2008 21:11 GMT
#33
about the sex I hope it was a joke but wtf with this"
"I'm really depending on a sweet guy to just make this night easy for me"

Why you want a "sweet" guy. Are you a girl or guy? And if your a guy don't you have any friends?
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
August 27 2008 21:14 GMT
#34
Never went to prom myself - hell, I didn't even go to highschool. Do I regret it? HELL NO! If you don't wanna go, don't go!
Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 27 2008 21:14 GMT
#35
dont you have any sisters or brothers or cousins or something you could ask?

im under 21 and i dont drink, but unfortunately im from a different country
HEY MEYT
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
August 27 2008 21:14 GMT
#36
lol

just lol
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 27 2008 21:14 GMT
#37
Be glad you didn't have to study 24/7 instead of going to prom.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 27 2008 21:16 GMT
#38
And if you can't find someone just don't go. Don't let your parents run your life.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
August 27 2008 21:16 GMT
#39
On August 28 2008 05:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Guys, obviously she's a girl. Duh

"Im not the kind of guy girls would be thrilled to take to the dance."

nop
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
August 27 2008 21:18 GMT
#40
Aren't you the same guy who thought he was a hardass for smoking and drinking
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 27 2008 21:19 GMT
#41
he also said the problems he might occur is being called a homo
HEY MEYT
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 27 2008 21:20 GMT
#42
Wait are you actually asking someone here to go with you, loooooooooooooool.

"Hey guys check out my date, we met through a starcraft site. Isn't he adorable?"
powa
Profile Joined July 2008
United States58 Posts
August 27 2008 21:22 GMT
#43
hahahahaha
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14896 Posts
August 27 2008 21:23 GMT
#44
you're looking for a date this far in advance?!
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
August 27 2008 21:23 GMT
#45
Guys it's obvious he has no sexual interest in his prom partner. The way he sees it is that if he gets a date it might as well be someone he can BO5 with afterwards so he can actually have fun.
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 27 2008 21:23 GMT
#46
This guy is a total badass
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
August 27 2008 21:29 GMT
#47
On August 28 2008 06:23 Kletus wrote:
Guys it's obvious he has no sexual interest in his prom partner. The way he sees it is that if he gets a date it might as well be someone he can BO5 with afterwards so he can actually have fun.

lol -_-
ipscan plz i think they are the same person
demo1
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada145 Posts
August 27 2008 21:30 GMT
#48
fucking attention whore. how do you feel getting all this attention from guys??
yeyeyey
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
August 27 2008 21:32 GMT
#49
not sure if youre a girl or a guy. you dont really make much sense
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
August 27 2008 21:33 GMT
#50
This blog is awesome.
Super serious.
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
August 27 2008 21:33 GMT
#51
Best blog ever. If I lived near there, I'd probably go with you, lol
Force staff is the best item in the game.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 21:44:26
August 27 2008 21:34 GMT
#52
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=76562
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=74627
lol some of his threads are awesome.
I think he's just not expressing himself correctly, he wants a guy to go out with to have fun, dunno why he has to be sweet particulary but im guessing sweet=nice guy? that would made some sense then.
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
August 27 2008 21:39 GMT
#53
Count me in!

I'm 21 though

You'll have to fly me from cali

and I will be drunk

Afterwards we can BO99 with the victor of each game taking a shot until someone passes out (don't touch me if i win please)
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 21:39:59
August 27 2008 21:39 GMT
#54
THis is the same guy who wrote about his mom (12th grade) and a boy ( 9th or 10th grade) having a teen-fling???

If so, i find it kind of funny xD
Multiply your efforts.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
August 27 2008 21:42 GMT
#55
Wait wait wait..

Why won't you hug the black girl?
Administrator
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
August 27 2008 21:47 GMT
#56
On August 28 2008 05:44 Hitokiri wrote:
Wait Xeris, weren't you the one asking between going to a random LAN and taking the LSAT? Seems kinda random coming from you, especially since you're the manager of a team (and you don't do it for the money). I have absolutely no problem.

As for the thread, interesting. Really, I love teamliquid


WCG USA finals isnt a random LAN. what does me being a manager of a team have anything to do with anything? lol.
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
August 27 2008 21:48 GMT
#57
But you have had a cig and a beer, being as cool as you are you should easily be able to find someone.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 27 2008 21:57 GMT
#58
I REALLY don't understand asking TL.net for a prom date. Did you think someone here happened to live near you and was a girl? Or cared enough to set-up a random dude with some girl they know for a prom? The circumstances you needed for this to be a success are astronomically improbable.. I cannot fathom what you thought would happen here -.-

holy fuck
johnmaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
125 Posts
August 27 2008 21:57 GMT
#59
just hug the black girl u damn racists
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
August 27 2008 22:06 GMT
#60
Oh lol, gonna leave this window open so I'm reminded to F5 it tomorrow XD

Also, dude, really?
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
August 27 2008 22:06 GMT
#61
On August 28 2008 06:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I REALLY don't understand asking TL.net for a prom date. Did you think someone here happened to live near you and was a girl? Or cared enough to set-up a random dude with some girl they know for a prom? The circumstances you needed for this to be a success are astronomically improbable.. I cannot fathom what you thought would happen here -.-

holy fuck

Did you not read his post? He isnt looking for a girl. He is looking for a sweet guy that may or may not want to have sex with him afterwards and doesnt mind being called a homo by everyone at the prom.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 27 2008 22:10 GMT
#62
oh fuck

I'm confused cause at first he described girls not wanting him then he later asks for a guy that he wont have sex with/slow dance..

I had no idea his post got better towards the end. Well fuck.

Still insane but now it's a bit more hilarious.
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
August 27 2008 22:16 GMT
#63
This thread is so fantastically awesome that i find myself at a loss of words.

I would TOTALLY show up there with you and would love to slowdance if it meant getting into a fight with some boozed up jocks in the defense of your freedom to choose a date.

Seriously, i'm not even gay but after watching some 'bunnys & cats can't be together' flash anime linked in general - i'd totally be there for ya. You should post this on a gay-rights site, you're gonna get a date right away i'm sure.

All i've got to say really is 'good for you'! I have no idea how you feel but i'm not gonna say we're from different planets - 'cause we all live on the same planet and that's what so awesome, co-existence!

Hope you have a spectacular prom! Just make the best out of it!

<333333
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
August 27 2008 22:18 GMT
#64
wow

this thread is amazing
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 27 2008 22:22 GMT
#65
[image loading]
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 27 2008 22:26 GMT
#66
but rly , it's the beginning of the year, assert yourself, casually though, no one likes a freaky guy ; and make some friends
if you want to reduce your acne ; talk to a dermatologist and make an APPT , etc, buy some benzoyl peroxide.. no more than 10% ( very strong ) and roughly 2-5 % is fine
get contacts.. do yourself with some wax or something ; just FEEL comfortable; you'll make friends a lot easier that way
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
August 27 2008 22:26 GMT
#67
btw i just read the prom is in 1 YEAR? cmon man you sound desesperate here, if its in 1 year go out and you will have no problem finding a girl
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
August 27 2008 22:49 GMT
#68
I live in PA, are you going to take me out to dinner and all that jazz? =D
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 27 2008 22:55 GMT
#69
ROFL Faust, i hope this isn't how you act in school... xD!
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
August 27 2008 22:56 GMT
#70
real men can get any guy/girl they want
which should be no problem for you lol after that other blog
EleanorRIgby
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada3923 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 23:06:28
August 27 2008 23:05 GMT
#71
omg
savior did nothing wrong
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
August 27 2008 23:12 GMT
#72
rofl going to prom is ez
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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 27 2008 23:22 GMT
#73
Like i said, total badass. he will get like 6 chicks at once and FUCK THEM ALL. at once
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 23:30:59
August 27 2008 23:28 GMT
#74
edit: ~_~
^-^
teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
August 27 2008 23:32 GMT
#75
On August 28 2008 06:42 SonuvBob wrote:
Wait wait wait..

Why won't you hug the black girl?


He's not down with the swirl =/

After reading a few of the OP's blogs, I have come to the conclusion that he needs to go outside more and have some self-confidence when it comes to socializing with others. You have a lot of time to get a prom date, don't worry.
Mass Dark Archons FTW
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 28 2008 00:02 GMT
#76
Haha uhm wtf
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
August 28 2008 00:05 GMT
#77
I read some of this guy's other blogs and have come to the conclusion he is totally bullshitting everyone. That story of the first time he took a shot is obviously fake. I am betting this is too.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 00:18:47
August 28 2008 00:18 GMT
#78
I didn't go to prom, went 5-0 on ICCUP, then went out and partied at 2AM with the people that went to prom. obviously the better choice \

EDIT: Going 5-0 on ICCUP is a miracle for me
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 00:23:12
August 28 2008 00:20 GMT
#79
uh, are u a girl or a boy.... uh nvm, i finished readling the last line and I now know that your a guy, but going to the prom with another guy is a no-no anywhere, except in gay places. can't you go by yourself, or a group of friends, thats better.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 00:39:59
August 28 2008 00:38 GMT
#80
THIS THREAD HAS TO BE TROLL O_O
+ Show Spoiler +
If it isn't I'm scared =O
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 00:49:35
August 28 2008 00:41 GMT
#81
If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.

EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL.

EDIT 2: It will be like 200 dollars total, I guess I am willing to pay for some of it. I just want a reason to get the fuck out of here for a bit hahahaha.

EDIT 3: Oh shit next year... Maybe I won't be able to but I don't know lol.
Peace~
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 28 2008 00:48 GMT
#82
On August 28 2008 09:41 fanatacist wrote:
If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.

EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL.

Those are the scary ones O_o
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 28 2008 00:49 GMT
#83
On August 28 2008 09:48 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2008 09:41 fanatacist wrote:
If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.

EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL.

Those are the scary ones O_o

Well I mean she wanted to go with me but I moved ):
Peace~
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 28 2008 01:03 GMT
#84
On August 28 2008 09:49 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2008 09:48 Grobyc wrote:
On August 28 2008 09:41 fanatacist wrote:
If you pay me for the trip and for some food I'll go.

EDIT: I didn't go to mine and a girl called me crying on prom night because of it so I think this will be a hilarious kind of redemption for it LOL.

Those are the scary ones O_o

Well I mean she wanted to go with me but I moved ):

ooh, i find myself around too many obsessive girls, so i kinda figured thats what u meant
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
August 28 2008 01:12 GMT
#85
This thread is really funny, but i can't believe that its true, orrrr you might be the biggest loser in the entire planet.
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 28 2008 01:25 GMT
#86
faust i went stat

and so can you

in other news why don't you ask the lead singer of that band, what is it

oh wait isn't she 40

oopth
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Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
August 28 2008 01:52 GMT
#87
Finding a date for the prom is ez-er than 4pool lololol gg no re.
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
August 28 2008 01:56 GMT
#88
Faust, I'll go with you... <3333333
SayaSP will probably cum too.
Btw, hug the black girl. I live in a totally white town and there's like 3 black people at my entire school but everyone loves 'em. ;D
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Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
August 28 2008 02:00 GMT
#89
gg dude.
555, kthxbai
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 28 2008 02:01 GMT
#90
Uhh yeah get off of tl.net and make some friends
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
August 28 2008 02:14 GMT
#91
Dude just go to the prom by yourself. It's still loads of fun. That's what I did and some girl asked me if I wanted to go with her on the day of the prom. Who knows, maybe it'll happen for you too. Just look available.

I don't get why you'd rather go with a complete stranger GUY from the tl.net rather than any of the girls in your school... be it black or stupid.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
August 28 2008 02:30 GMT
#92
So are you a straight guy, a gay guy, a straight girl pretending to be a guy, or a gay girl who likes to pretend she is a guy????? Your post is confusing :-O
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 03:17:34
August 28 2008 02:34 GMT
#93
On August 28 2008 10:56 Superiorwolf wrote:
Btw, hug the black girl. I live in a totally white town and there's like 3 black people at my entire school but everyone loves 'em. ;D

"Marvin! Hey buddy how you doin!!!! :D :D :D"

I would hate to be that nig

oh shit:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e279a87574
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 28 2008 02:53 GMT
#94
On August 28 2008 11:14 Insane Lane wrote:
Dude just go to the prom by yourself. It's still loads of fun. That's what I did and some girl asked me if I wanted to go with her on the day of the prom. Who knows, maybe it'll happen for you too. Just look available.

I don't get why you'd rather go with a complete stranger GUY from the tl.net rather than any of the girls in your school... be it black or stupid.

I don't think stagging to prom is a good idea... Unlike homecoming and other dances nearly EVERYONE has dates so it will be difficult to find a girl to dance with
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
August 28 2008 03:02 GMT
#95
On August 28 2008 11:30 EtherealDeath wrote:
So are you a straight guy, a gay guy, a straight girl pretending to be a guy, or a gay girl who likes to pretend she is a guy????? Your post is confusing :-O

What do you think...?
All I can say is that I love Faust and Faust loves me... and so does SayaSP!
<3 you all guys
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Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 28 2008 03:11 GMT
#96
Just take the black girl. She obviously wants you.

Oh wait, is she fat or something?
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20022 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 04:04:00
August 28 2008 04:02 GMT
#97
On August 28 2008 11:53 OneOther wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2008 11:14 Insane Lane wrote:
Dude just go to the prom by yourself. It's still loads of fun. That's what I did and some girl asked me if I wanted to go with her on the day of the prom. Who knows, maybe it'll happen for you too. Just look available.

I don't get why you'd rather go with a complete stranger GUY from the tl.net rather than any of the girls in your school... be it black or stupid.

I don't think stagging to prom is a good idea... Unlike homecoming and other dances nearly EVERYONE has dates so it will be difficult to find a girl to dance with


I mean it wouldn't be THAT terrible. A couple of my friends in my group didn't have dates. Obviously the vast majority have dates but you can still go stag and not be ridiculed TOO much.

edit: i would so do this if i lived remotely close I love awkward moments. And i would hope someone calls me a fag so i can fight them. Not to mention i would love to pick up a girl with the line "So i came here with a guy. That i don't know. That i met on a starcraft forum. Wanna dance?"
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
August 28 2008 04:30 GMT
#98
there's still the whole school year to try and get a better girl
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 28 2008 04:58 GMT
#99
why won't you go with one of the "mentally handicapped retards"?
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 05:04:50
August 28 2008 05:04 GMT
#100
ya i dunno why either, faust is kind of mentally handicapped too, i mean there were 2 little boys in our vent yesterday and he goes in and is like 'wassup ladies' lmao... completely oblivious hahaha... faust <3
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Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
August 28 2008 05:09 GMT
#101
This thread DELIVERS. I mean, you start off with a standard, TL-please-save-my-love-life, blog, and those are always at least semi-interesting. But then you add gender confusion (seriously, are you a girl or a guy? normally it wouldn't matter, but in this case it really does), racism ("only retards and a black girl will date me"), and the sheer hopelessness of trying to find a prom date here, for fucking Reading, Pennsylvania, and prom is like what? 9 months away? Haha I love it. OP, Please let us know how this turns out.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 05:18:18
August 28 2008 05:17 GMT
#102
don't insult faust, how can you not tell his gender. it's fairly obvious.

he'll beat you up

BEAT YOU UP

IT'S FAIRLY OBVIOUS, IMHO.

altho on ventrilo his voice can pass for either a manly woman or a womanly man.
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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
August 28 2008 05:30 GMT
#103
Godspeed, little doodle.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
August 28 2008 06:44 GMT
#104
may the force be with you
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
August 28 2008 23:51 GMT
#105
On August 28 2008 15:44 OverTheUnder wrote:
may the force be with you

Always
"If I think, everything is lost"
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-29 01:15:06
August 29 2008 01:13 GMT
#106
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.

Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.

Check PMs for msn
edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.


Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
August 29 2008 01:18 GMT
#107
Going alone really isn't too bad. Here's a little success story for you:

I lacked the confidence to ask anyone to the prom so I planned to go alone. A few friends of mine were going together in a limo with their dates and such but one of them said he changed his mind and was going in another limo so I could take his spot. So I thought things were looking up until about a week or two before prom he changes his mind again and I got the boot from the limo. So prom ticket already in hand I decided I'd go anyway as it's something I felt I'd regret.

Fast forward to prom night. I was getting dropped off by my parents, so I was feeling pretty shitty. So my parents pull up in their minivan which they thankfully had the good sense to park well out of sight of the prom location so I didn't have to be seen like this. I walked up to the place past everyone else's limos alone. Yeah, shitty.

So I'm wandering around the prom being a bit of a shutterbug since I was feeling sentimental and I was planning to put them on a website I put together for my senior class later. Somehow, 2 stunningly beautiful girls I knew in passing offered to dance with me. Not at the same time of course. The class VP got on the mic and explained to everyone about the website I put together for the class and I got a standing applause. As the night comes to a close, a third girl (also beautiful, also know in passing) invites me to come into their limo to get driven back home.

In summary, went to prom alone in a minivan with my parents. Left the prom having my first dance and my second of my life, both with beautiful women, a standing applause from my whole grade, and going home in a limo. This quiet socially inept nerd couldn't have asked for more or had been happier.

So yeah, go to the prom. Don't worry about a date, just have fun. Provided your whole grade doesn't hate you, maybe even go around taking pictures. At least gives you a reason to approach and talk to people. Also, remember that you probably won't see 99% of these people ever again in your life. It's been 6 years since my prom and I think I've seen 5-10 people, and most of those were intentional.
"Oh no, I got you with your pants... on your face... That's not how you wear pants." - Nintu, catching 1 hatch lurks.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
August 29 2008 01:18 GMT
#108
I have faith in the power of kennigit

srsly
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BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
August 29 2008 01:45 GMT
#109
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote:
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.

Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.

Check PMs for msn
edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.





It took you 8 months to get decaf laid? what did he do wrong?
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20022 Posts
August 29 2008 03:21 GMT
#110
On August 29 2008 10:45 BloodyC0bbler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote:
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.

Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.

Check PMs for msn
edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.





It took you 8 months to get decaf laid? what did he do wrong?


fuck you it only took 1 month to get laid after i asked her out

w/e listen to kennigit he's been right so far in like 99 out of 100 instances. fuck im drunk gimg oing to sleep. fuck i should've banged that girl in fucking october but i didn't because i didn't have the balls to pull the trigger. Go for it wheeeeee
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
August 29 2008 03:38 GMT
#111
you may be the biggest loser ever. you are definitely worst than my junior classmates. at least they dont post online for starcraft butt buddies to go with. no, they go with their cousin or sister at the very worst. you just... just gtfo. or suicide.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
August 29 2008 03:53 GMT
#112
Don't worry Faust, I'll be your date.
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
August 29 2008 03:59 GMT
#113
While I find this thread super entertaining, its also a little depressing that you feel like your best chance at getting a date for prom is asking a website of guys 9 months in advance. You can definitely do better than this. Won't bother giving advice since kennigit has your back.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 29 2008 06:23 GMT
#114
faust stop abusing your right hand

it wasn't meant to be used in that way

WTF FAUST I SAID STOP

CLEARLY IT DOESNT WANT IT ANYMORE

Kennigit will help you out lawl. Besides a lot of girls are into it for the novelty


lololololololololololololol
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 29 2008 13:52 GMT
#115
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote:
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.

Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.

Check PMs for msn
edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.



I came to the rescue, shut up. You just want to be a faux-Mystery and start your own reality TV show. Fuck, that's a good idea.
Peace~
RoC)Ninjah
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States238 Posts
August 29 2008 16:43 GMT
#116
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's all good faust i'll hook you up with Michelle, tennis's sister, or one of the random hillbillys in my school.
Much will win a title before his hair turns grey.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
August 29 2008 22:08 GMT
#117
lol
not sure what to believe anymore
Graphics
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
September 05 2008 09:51 GMT
#118
lol just saw this, epic thread. Where do you live Faust? If Kennigit hasn'f fixed you up by then, and you haven't an hero'd yet I'll go, just for the lulz. I didn't go to my prom because I thought it was the stupidest thing ever and was way too expensive. Not to mention I didn't have a single girl in mind.
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ecONI
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia21 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-05 12:16:09
September 05 2008 11:47 GMT
#119
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote:
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.

Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.

Check PMs for msn
edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.




FAUST FIGHTING!!1

I vote that Kennigit be given an icon of the following picture should Faust score in his upcoming prom:

[image loading]


EDIT: I think this image would be more appropriate

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Sorry Kennigit, this was the only shot of your face I could find on the internetz ^^;



GODSPEED!
Slithe
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States985 Posts
September 05 2008 13:55 GMT
#120
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote:
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.

Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.

Check PMs for msn
edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.




The legendary thread pic came too early.
WingSandrockX
Profile Joined January 2007
Korea (North)1164 Posts
September 10 2008 05:36 GMT
#121
--- Nuked ---
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 10 2008 06:39 GMT
#122
On September 05 2008 20:47 ecONI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote:
Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you.

Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one.

Check PMs for msn
edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you.




FAUST FIGHTING!!1

I vote that Kennigit be given an icon of the following picture should Faust score in his upcoming prom:

[image loading]


EDIT: I think this image would be more appropriate

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Sorry Kennigit, this was the only shot of your face I could find on the internetz ^^;



GODSPEED!

ahahahahahah going in my profile
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3330 Posts
September 10 2008 08:19 GMT
#123
I don't know what to say to Faust. This is beyond gay. Just go out with an ugly girl or the black chick.
김택용 Fighting!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
September 10 2008 10:28 GMT
#124
I actually decided that I'm gonna tell my parents I'll go (they won't take no for an answer anyways) and when they drop me off I'll just hang outside until it is over.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
September 10 2008 13:21 GMT
#125
That's a terrible idea. You need to go to the prom if you have a date or not. It's about having fun and you just sound like a wuss.
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