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Edsel Ford is awesome

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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 26 2008 22:08 GMT
#1
Edsel Ford Fong, that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel_Ford_Fong

As head waiter, Fong greeted visitors with an admonition to "sit down and shut up."[3] He is also known for calling patrons "retarded" and "fat", criticizing people's menu choices before telling them what they should order, slamming food on the table, complaining about receiving only 15% tips, and groping female patrons.[2]


Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24756 Posts
August 26 2008 22:10 GMT
#2
Did you just come across this on Wikipedia or is there more to the story?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 26 2008 22:11 GMT
#3
On August 27 2008 07:10 micronesia wrote:
Did you just come across this on Wikipedia or is there more to the story?


i was going to say if you've met any waiters like this guy, but this guy is my hero.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
August 26 2008 22:21 GMT
#4
Sam Wo is awesome
I put the fu in fun
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
August 26 2008 22:27 GMT
#5
go chinese.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 26 2008 23:32 GMT
#6
wtf, this is the first time i opened up a blog that i had no idea what it was about... Pretty interesting in a way, he's like the boxer of waiters or something...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 26 2008 23:43 GMT
#7
On August 27 2008 08:32 YanGpaN wrote:
wtf, this is the first time i opened up a blog that i had no idea what it was about... Pretty interesting in a way, he's like the boxer of waiters or something...


WHAT?

This guy is an obnoxious fag who is a famous waiter.. NOTHING like boxer at all. Don't just fucking throw shit like that around. Especially on a forum where we uniquely know how dumb of a comparison that was.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
August 26 2008 23:44 GMT
#8
[image loading]

Yeah, pretty awesome.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 26 2008 23:45 GMT
#9
I'd rather be an unknown dude with a decent job than a famous waiter.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24756 Posts
August 27 2008 01:51 GMT
#10
On August 27 2008 08:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2008 08:32 YanGpaN wrote:
wtf, this is the first time i opened up a blog that i had no idea what it was about... Pretty interesting in a way, he's like the boxer of waiters or something...


WHAT?

This guy is an obnoxious fag who is a famous waiter.. NOTHING like boxer at all. Don't just fucking throw shit like that around. Especially on a forum where we uniquely know how dumb of a comparison that was.

Perhaps it's a more fair comparison that I originally thought.

Boxer is arguably the most famous starcraft player.

This waiter is arguably the most famous waiter? He's certainly not the 'best' waiter.

Maybe, maybe not, but explanation is necessary.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
August 27 2008 03:09 GMT
#11
On August 27 2008 08:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


WHAT?

This guy is an obnoxious fag who is a famous waiter.. NOTHING like boxer at all. Don't just fucking throw shit like that around. Especially on a forum where we uniquely know how dumb of a comparison that was.



OMG WHAT?!


lol...
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