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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 16 2008 21:50 GMT
#21
- your bankroll should be at least 20x the table
- you will of course lose some, but you will win more eventually
- i don't suggest playing to actually earn money ;;
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 16 2008 21:52 GMT
#22
On August 17 2008 06:50 HeavOnEarth wrote:
- your bankroll should be at least 20x the table
- you will of course lose some, but you will win more eventually
- i don't suggest playing to actually earn money ;;


so you suggest to play just for fun or to lose money? I will make money eventually, i just need real experience to get better. unfortunately its with real money AND time, whereas sc is just time.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36400 Posts
August 16 2008 21:55 GMT
#23
he means don't play at low levels to win money, focus on learning

it'd be like learning brood war at D- and trying to get wins through 4 pool or something, you'll get wins but you'll suck as you move up
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 16 2008 22:04 GMT
#24
you could always play at bars for fun and stuff if that's what ur into

which hand wins? the quads or the straight flush ?
+ Show Spoiler +
the hand with the motherfucking gun
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
tec27
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States3702 Posts
August 16 2008 22:34 GMT
#25
On August 17 2008 06:30 sqwert wrote:
is there a poker site friendly to the usa?

Full Tilt or Pokerstars, basically (at least if you want a decent sized site). Banks like to make it quite a hassle to get money on them now though (for instance, my bank (Wachovia) won't let me use my debit card to put money on gaming/gambling sites, even though playing online poker is still legal)
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 16 2008 22:47 GMT
#26
On August 17 2008 06:55 Hot_Bid wrote:
he means don't play at low levels to win money, focus on learning

it'd be like learning brood war at D- and trying to get wins through 4 pool or something, you'll get wins but you'll suck as you move up


Oh that makes sense now, so its like those bw players that try to spam apm even thoguh there is so much more better things they should be focusing on?

So should i just play with play money for a long time or do super small blinds?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
tec27
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States3702 Posts
August 16 2008 23:03 GMT
#27
On August 17 2008 07:47 Hypnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2008 06:55 Hot_Bid wrote:
he means don't play at low levels to win money, focus on learning

it'd be like learning brood war at D- and trying to get wins through 4 pool or something, you'll get wins but you'll suck as you move up


Oh that makes sense now, so its like those bw players that try to spam apm even thoguh there is so much more better things they should be focusing on?

So should i just play with play money for a long time or do super small blinds?

I'd say do .01/.02. Play money tends to just be retardedly crazy since most people there feel no risk whatsoever.
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
August 17 2008 00:57 GMT
#28
some people wernt meant to paly poker.
Also if u are playin with 50 bucks you should be playing lower stakes tables.
bankroll management is key.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
August 17 2008 01:44 GMT
#29
On August 17 2008 05:04 Sfydjklm wrote:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/pokerarticle/146448/Another_word_of_advice

follow this to the letter.

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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 17 2008 07:41 GMT
#30
On August 17 2008 09:57 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
some people wernt meant to paly poker.
Also if u are playin with 50 bucks you should be playing lower stakes tables.
bankroll management is key.


.5/.10 is the lowest on full tilt. Lol im -109$ on my debit card TT
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
August 17 2008 07:49 GMT
#31
If you can't handle .5/.10 don't play on full tilt :O Just got on one and two cent, put in $2 each time, rebuy to $2 every time you lose some, and learn to play poker.

Common problems with people who are bad at poker:

They don't know what pot odds are.
They get pissed off when they lose a hand.
They think AA is the nuts and can't be folded.
They think their straight is good on a board with 3 of the same suit, and multiple callers still in the hand.
They think their low card flush is the nuts.
They think they're just unlucky.
They don't pay attention to what position they are in.
They don't observe the other players habits.
They don't observe their own habits and table image.
They play with money they don't have.
They're worried about losing the money on the table.
They think about the money they could make before they've gotten good.
They idolize ballers and desperately want their lifestyle immediately.
They ask advice from the wrong people.
They use the chat.
They use the chat A LOT.
And so on.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Goosey
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States695 Posts
August 17 2008 09:16 GMT
#32
Keep playing. Online poker needs fish to survive.

Every time you lose money just tell yourself "It will be different NEXT TIME, I am a poker master just waiting to break out!" and go deposit more money.

The sharks will thank you.
#1 Shuttle Fan.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 17 2008 09:44 GMT
#33
i do some of those things that are bad. im going to play to improve my technique with low blinds i think and not worry about the cash...
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14911 Posts
August 17 2008 14:11 GMT
#34
On August 17 2008 05:37 ploy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2008 05:02 KOFgokuon wrote:
full tilt is rigged, play on the pokerstars penny tables if you only have $50 at a time


I really hope you're joking.

If not, I feel bad for you.


what, full tilt IS rigged ask anyone on LP
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