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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-04 02:59:17
August 04 2008 02:57 GMT
#1
http://ihatecrocsblog.blogspot.com/

Yea, fuck crocs man..

Why the hell would you buy crocs? i dont give a shit if you can boil them and safely digest them, or if they are really comfortable. Your still wearing shower mats for shoes.



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Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
August 04 2008 03:01 GMT
#2
I'm sure you've read this, but just in case...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
♞
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 04 2008 03:03 GMT
#3
I saw a family of douche bags wearing matching crocs so i thought i would just bring it up. Yea i read that awhile ago haha. thats such a funny website.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 04 2008 03:06 GMT
#4
i wear them around the house, or if i have to go outside in the backyard to quickly do something. the ones i have are cheap, reasonably comfy and aerated. who gives a shit what they look like, honestly worry about more important things than the way they look
HEY MEYT
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 04 2008 03:42 GMT
#5
i was thinking crocodiles the whole time until I saw the t-shirt

;(

sorry
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 04 2008 03:44 GMT
#6
i cannot stand crocodiles man! They always sneak up on you and bite your ankles when your pre-occupied..
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 04 2008 03:49 GMT
#7
I hate crocs too.
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BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 04 2008 03:52 GMT
#8
They conveniently disposed of Cpt. Hook, so that redeems them.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-04 04:32:34
August 04 2008 04:32 GMT
#9
On August 04 2008 12:52 BottleAbuser wrote:
They conveniently disposed of Cpt. Hook, so that redeems them.

I did not get this for like 10 seconds
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 04 2008 04:34 GMT
#10
noo someone already referred to maddox
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
August 04 2008 05:02 GMT
#11
On August 04 2008 11:57 Hypnosis wrote:
http://ihatecrocsblog.blogspot.com/

Yea, fuck crocs man..

Why the hell would you buy crocs? i dont give a shit if you can boil them and safely digest them, or if they are really comfortable. Your still wearing shower mats for shoes.



qft
Specialist
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States803 Posts
August 04 2008 05:03 GMT
#12
My twin buddies wear them... and their mom does too. I hate them ><;
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
August 04 2008 05:33 GMT
#13
On August 04 2008 14:03 LiLu wrote:
My twin buddies wear them... and their mom does too. I hate them ><;

jesus i'd be embarassed to be around them
Play
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia608 Posts
August 04 2008 06:58 GMT
#14
I have a pair of Nike Total 90 Half-shoes that look like crocs and never wear them just because they look like crocs...
jmascis
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 04 2008 07:01 GMT
#15
They are so fucking ugly

Vans ftw
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JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 04 2008 07:55 GMT
#16
so looks takes priority over comfort?

wow
HEY MEYT
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 04 2008 08:07 GMT
#17
The hate against crocs befuddles me. It's a bloody shoe. People wear them because they're comfortable. You'd think Maddox would be hating on the people who pay $100 for what's essentially a giant bloody knife on the end of a piece of a wood shaped like your foot. I'm referring now to what's called "heels". But OHHHHH instead let's hate on the people who choose convenience, cheapness, and practicality over insipid fashion. And the bandwagoners. I swear there must be ten million kids who have never heard of a croc in their life that after reading a thread like this or maddox's article have all of a sudden come to the conclusion that crocs are the equivalent in threat level to humanity's existence as the black fucking plague and forcing babies to watch rob schneider movies put together.

My point is: IT'S A BLOODY SHOE. IT'S CHEAP. IT'S COMFORTABLE. NOW FUCK OFF WITH THE BANDWAGONED HATE.

No I don't own a croc. The only reason I even know what they are is because of vapid threads like this everywhere I go on the internet. If nothing else, shut up about crocs so I don't have to hear how you hate them so much anymore. For christ's sake you lemmings, I know there's somebody out there who wears a croc but god forbid they are socially ostracized on TEAMLIQUID for admitting it. Why that would be worse than being caught with ten year old porn.

+ Show Spoiler +
not directed at anyone in particular, but i felt i needed to call out the general hypocrisy of this and other croc threads
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 04 2008 08:09 GMT
#18
GOD I HATE HUMAN KIND
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Blind
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States2529 Posts
August 04 2008 08:10 GMT
#19
On August 04 2008 16:55 JohnColtrane wrote:
so looks takes priority over comfort?

wow
I get where you're coming from, but looks and comfort are not mutually exclusive. Why sacrifice looks for comfort when you can have both? On the other hand, if crocs are as comfortable as people say they are, it may be worth the sacrifice of looks for a little extra comfort.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 04 2008 08:13 GMT
#20
I don't know anything other than what I read from Maddox's article, but if he's not lying, these things cost upwards $30-40. Which is way too much for what's essentially a slipper. I don't see how they could be much more comfortable than what I use - hard to imagine me wanting to shell out that much extra cash for a slipper replacement.

And I regularly see shops selling heeled shoes for $10 around here. So meh. (No, I've never bought any. Serious.)
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
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