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I was almost killed by a bird

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 31 2008 18:04 GMT
#1
A little bird just nearly killed me. I was walking into my house through the sunporch (it's all glass windows and such, and the door was open for air) and wasnt paying attention, when all the sudden it feels like something punched me in the face. Turns out, it was a bird that flew full speed into my face!

I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get the bastard out. I think he flew into the windows about 8 times, but managed to survive and flew away~~~

maybe this is good luck? I've never heard of anyone being hit by a flying bird

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fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
July 31 2008 18:07 GMT
#2
this is so ironic
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 31 2008 18:07 GMT
#3
O_O

I'm glad it didnt beak you in the eye X_X
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
July 31 2008 18:08 GMT
#4
You... you.. are the chosen one..
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
July 31 2008 18:08 GMT
#5
On August 01 2008 03:07 fusionsdf wrote:
this is so ironic

how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
July 31 2008 18:08 GMT
#6
* Seinfeld'd! *
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Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
July 31 2008 18:08 GMT
#7
Reminded me of

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And yeah, I second fusion, kinda ironic.
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.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
July 31 2008 18:17 GMT
#8
A friend of mine saw a women get hit in the face by a flying bird while riding a motor cycle, he said she was bleeding everywhere, probably broke her nose.
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
memmypoker
Profile Joined May 2008
119 Posts
July 31 2008 18:20 GMT
#9
only if u had a cat in the house, that would solve the problem
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 31 2008 18:20 GMT
#10
On August 01 2008 03:07 fusionsdf wrote:
this is so ironic


ahhahaha, i didn't even think of that
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
July 31 2008 18:25 GMT
#11
Fuck I'm gonna get hit by a flying cow next.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 31 2008 18:31 GMT
#12
Monte Python!!
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Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
July 31 2008 18:31 GMT
#13
maybe it's jealous and wants you to change your name to "sparrow"
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Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
July 31 2008 18:36 GMT
#14
what do you took 15 minutes to get it out of your face. was it stuck or something?
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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 18:40:28
July 31 2008 18:39 GMT
#15
On August 01 2008 03:25 mikeymoo wrote:
Fuck I'm gonna get hit by a flying cow next.

haha

how much damage did the bird do to your face OP?
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 31 2008 18:40 GMT
#16
one time when i was at the zoo, my mom got me a hotdog. it was hot (temp) and had relish and ketchup so when i was walking back to the table (this is outdoors), i was holding the hotdog out in front of me on a little paper plate thing. a bigass seagull came out of nowhere and grabbed/snatched/kicked my hotdog, and ate it. the hotdog stand lady gave me another one.
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
July 31 2008 18:44 GMT
#17
Ouch, socked in the face? Sounds painful. At least it wasn't some huge bird like a hawk. >_>;

Once at a church retreat, we had a small bird enter our cabin. We had to corner it and one of the guys in the cabin had to grab it to get it out. Getting birds out of houses/rooms is hard as hell. I'm sure it was frustrating haha.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 31 2008 18:45 GMT
#18
No damage, it just caught me by surprise lol. It took me 15 minutes to get it out of the room, because I have a bunch of tables and couches in there, and it's an all glass room. SO the bird would hit the window, fall, hide and repeat.
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HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
July 31 2008 19:27 GMT
#19
Freaky. I just watched this..
[image loading]


..so now I'm on full alert to avian maruaders.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 31 2008 20:06 GMT
#20
I thought Alfred Hitchcock sent it after me!
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 31 2008 20:20 GMT
#21
There was a bird that hung out around my apartment last year and would attack anyone who walked nearby. And by attack I mean divebomb onto your head and scratch you with its talons, then peck you until you swatted it off. Turns out it was trying to protect it's nest which it decided to put in the middle of a busy walkway lol.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
July 31 2008 20:26 GMT
#22
On August 01 2008 03:07 fusionsdf wrote:
this is so ironic

lol oh yes
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 31 2008 20:29 GMT
#23
LOL

did it hurt that much?
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Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 20:37:49
July 31 2008 20:35 GMT
#24
Maybe the bird is as blind as a bat.

MEATLOAF!!

Old poem my Mom used to say:

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Drop some white wash in my eye
Birdie, birdie, I don't mind
I'm just happy cows don't fly.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
July 31 2008 21:45 GMT
#25
Gawd damnit everyone stole my bird of prey pun. Fuck this blog.

hi hawk ^^
I wrote a song once.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 31 2008 21:51 GMT
#26
maybe it just wanted to say hi
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 31 2008 22:00 GMT
#27
Rofl this was hillarious I see I was almost killed by a bird hawk
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AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
July 31 2008 22:44 GMT
#28
On August 01 2008 05:20 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
There was a bird that hung out around my apartment last year and would attack anyone who walked nearby. And by attack I mean divebomb onto your head and scratch you with its talons, then peck you until you swatted it off. Turns out it was trying to protect it's nest which it decided to put in the middle of a busy walkway lol.


This reminds me,
Around here we have these tiny birds we call 'snipes'. They're nasty little black things. Anyway anytime you're in the woods (some people say out ni the 'country')and you get near there chicks they will dive and sqawk like a mofo. This one time i was in trying to find my moose for the season and im walking along near dusk (this is when moose usually move around, they like to drink b4 bed and when they get up) when all of a sudden i get 'sniped' in the back of the head. It hit me hard enough to knock my glasses off and enugh to fuk up the bird. Anyway i didnt get my moose that day but i was tempted to eat the little sucker.


[image loading]
I wrote a song once.
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
July 31 2008 23:24 GMT
#29
Damnit. Is it just in the UK that the word 'bird' is slang for girls like 'chicks'? So I was expecting an entertaining monologue on domestic violence or something Nice irony though.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
July 31 2008 23:37 GMT
#30
On August 01 2008 08:24 Elric_ wrote:
Damnit. Is it just in the UK that the word 'bird' is slang for girls like 'chicks'? So I was expecting an entertaining monologue on domestic violence or something Nice irony though.

lol UK slang
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 01 2008 01:35 GMT
#31
well at least he isn't bired(bored) anymore god making puns for bird is hard :/ actually wait i've got one

the whole ordeal of getting WRECKED in the face was probably a huge birden for him
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
August 01 2008 02:18 GMT
#32
On August 01 2008 03:20 memmypoker wrote:
only if u had a hawk in the house, that would solve the problem

just sayin'
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