Celebrities as Starcraft Players

On August 01 2008 02:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
AGENT SMITH ONE IS FUCKING GOLD

On August 01 2008 02:34 HamerD wrote:
you've got to be kidding me lol. Of all the people we could have picked we chose the same one xD

On August 01 2008 02:48 HamerD wrote:


'God does not play WC3'

On August 01 2008 02:58 Caller wrote:

You know what this is? This is My New Fuckin' Build Order. Ya know what that means? I'm gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight! My clan, they're all comin' out, they all got the same build order...they're gettin' to fuckin' D+ tonight.

~Combat-EX

On August 01 2008 03:01 Chill wrote:


lolol

On August 01 2008 02:19 HamerD wrote:


I will give them 3 bunker rushes, and they will love me for it

On August 01 2008 05:10 Steelflight-Rx wrote:

hahahahahaha

On August 01 2008 05:28 Boblion wrote:

Omg i still dont know how to make a proper wall ... can we ally end ?
-André Maginot

On August 01 2008 06:33 HamerD wrote:


Wuthering Heights, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow push, immensely gay
Range that cleanses you of your life
Forced in
To chokepoints
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth (which isn't much, because you play protoss)
Protoss mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more supply

"Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist, about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Is Paris burning?"

On August 01 2008 15:21 Caller wrote:


Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at?
He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat?
Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that

On August 01 2008 06:54 MidnightGladius wrote:


You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Browder, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely changed obsolete gameplay. That is not the case! WC3 players have taken billions of dollars out of this industry, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of easier UI and hard counters. There are no UI difficulties. There are no hard counters. There are no FPS communities. There are no MMO slaves. There are no third-generation console players. There is no non-RTS player base. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of SC players. Macro players, micro players, melee players, Reavers, Medics, Vessels, Vultures, and Savior. It is the international system of e-Sports which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Browder? You get up on your little flash-based website and howl about balance and innovation. There is no balance. There is no innovation. There is only M&M drops, and DT sneaks, and Vessel clouds, and Vulture raids, Stop-Lurkers, Stacked Mutalisks, and Storm. Those *are* the rules of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their BWChart, statistical decision theorycraft, mass-game solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their cheeses and allins, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of heroes and autominers, Mr. Browder. The world is a college of leagues, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of Pro-gaming. The world is a competition, Mr. Browder. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Browder, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical ladder, for whom all men will work to serve a common timing window, in which all men will hold a keyboard and mouse. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Browder, to preach this evangel.

On August 01 2008 16:37 [Fin]Vittu wrote:
translation please, fo rthe korean impaired!

On August 01 2008 15:21 Caller wrote:


Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at?
He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat?
Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that

On August 01 2008 12:17 arb wrote:


I told you,I don't forget range.

On August 02 2008 00:22 0xDEADBEEF wrote:


"My Bnet-Acc is M4xXx1mu$[GladiatorZ], commander of a pro possi clan from East, general of the noob legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, BoxeR. Father to a WoW-addicted son, husband to Infested Kerrigan. And I will have my first win ever, in this life or the next."

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On August 01 2008 06:54 MidnightGladius wrote:


You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Browder, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely changed obsolete gameplay. That is not the case! WC3 players have taken billions of dollars out of this industry, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of easier UI and hard counters. There are no UI difficulties. There are no hard counters. There are no FPS communities. There are no MMO slaves. There are no third-generation console players. There is no non-RTS player base. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of SC players. Macro players, micro players, melee players, Reavers, Medics, Vessels, Vultures, and Savior. It is the international system of e-Sports which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Browder? You get up on your little flash-based website and howl about balance and innovation. There is no balance. There is no innovation. There is only M&M drops, and DT sneaks, and Vessel clouds, and Vulture raids, Stop-Lurkers, Stacked Mutalisks, and Storm. Those *are* the rules of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their BWChart, statistical decision theorycraft, mass-game solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their cheeses and allins, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of heroes and autominers, Mr. Browder. The world is a college of leagues, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of Pro-gaming. The world is a competition, Mr. Browder. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Browder, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical ladder, for whom all men will work to serve a common timing window, in which all men will hold a keyboard and mouse. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Browder, to preach this evangel.

On August 01 2008 15:21 Caller wrote:


Where the pool, where the pool, where the pool at?
He got 12 drones, is he hatchin at the nat?
Oh, them sunks goin up?!? Where the rines at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon bunk that

On August 01 2008 01:53 SCC-Faust wrote:
Agent Smith

"Tell me, Nony, what good is a shuttle filled with High Templars when you are unable to... storm?"

On August 02 2008 05:21 0xDEADBEEF wrote:


Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for an answer. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when I found it, I knew I wasn't really skilled like I thought I'd be. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neo. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: What is the counter to 4pool? I have 100% losses against it.
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

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On August 03 2008 15:41 Jonoman92 wrote:
hehe, nice blog caller

On August 01 2008 01:53 SCC-Faust wrote:
Agent Smith

"Tell me, Nony, what good is a shuttle filled with High Templars when you are unable to... storm?"

On August 01 2008 09:28 B1nary wrote:
ROFL. Making an archon. Fuuu... Shion.... HAAAA!!!!

Historical evidence that TvT sucks:

Damn, that turtling noob won't gg... guess I'll have to nuke him... - Harry S. Truman

On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote:
~they were colonized by france(before WWII) ,
and during WWII japan took it over( beat out france, in the process ),

On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote:
then japan obviously had to let go ( n00k'd bitches during WWII), vietnam was temporarily free and felt they could establish an indepedent nation,
but then france was like, "nu-uh we'll be having none of that" , and they had to go invade them again,
and , of course...., US helped france,

On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote:
then vietnam was like omg mean ~~ ( However they still raped the french )
...Then ( out of disappoint to US ? )
created communist party ( B/c US hates commies. lol. )

On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote:
in which US was like EW COMMINISTS OMG WE MUST PREVENT SPREAD OF COMMUNISM

On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote:
but since i've learned that i somewhat, have a conflict of ideals
why DID us support france, why did US support south vietnam
-sure france was an ally, but they wanted to oppress the ... "democracy" of north vietnam

On August 03 2008 16:17 HeavOnEarth wrote:
-sure north vietnam was "communist" , but ho chi minh was helping the people, creating jobs and ending poverty similar to FDR and south vietnam had a corrupt leader, who the US actually assassinated cause he was a corrupt/ horrible leader, and a horrible state of government/ economy and ho chi minh only wanted to help, south vietnam and to unite the two,
( BTW they raped france , and they hosted elections for entire vietnam ; however the other candidate felt he wasnt going to win, B/C ho chi minh was THAT popular , and broke off into south vietnam( which US supported) and thus vietnam war

Vietnamese boat people
Events resulting from the Vietnam War led many people in Cambodia, Laos, and especially Vietnam to become refugees in the late 1970s and 1980s, after the fall of Saigon. In Vietnam, the new communist government sent many people who supported the old government in the South to "re-education camps", and others to "new economic zones." An estimated 1 million people were imprisoned without formal charges or trials.[1] 165,000 people died in the Socialist Republic of Vietnam's re-education camps, according to published academic studies in the United States and Europe.[1] Thousands were abused or tortured: their hands and legs shackled in painful positions for months, their skin slashed by bamboo canes studded with thorns, their veins injected with poisonous chemicals, their spirits broken with stories about relatives being killed.[1] These factors, coupled with poverty, caused hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese to flee the country. In 1979, Vietnam was at war (Sino-Vietnamese War) with the People's Republic of China (PRC), and many ethnic Chinese living in Vietnam, who felt that the government's policies directly targeted them also became "boat people." On the open seas, the boat people had to confront forces of nature, and elude pirates.

On August 08 2008 06:10 HeavOnEarth wrote:
ahh poor bill Clinton great president he was; only to be mocked about something completely irrelevant to the job issue