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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-29 07:16:33
July 29 2008 07:11 GMT
#1
I just woke up from a dream. Not just a normal dream - a TL dream.

Shall I call it a nightmare, I dont know.

NONONO I didn't get raped by Mora.

In the dream I am back home and... a handful of TL'ers are there and we're playing bw. Not sure if I was being trained orsomething but anyways...

First game you know I'm expanding and what not, blabla, go to attack and stuff, each mineral line has like 3-4 cannons, and after the battle thingy has ended I look back out out of 4 bases (Twilight map I think it was closest to Othello but flat like wuthering) 3 of them are completely devoid of probes / cannons due to vulture raiding. etcetc I lose. That game I think was against yubee. Yubee are you actually terran?

Second game that I can recall, I dont even remmeber what exacflty happens, maybe this game was the game I described earlier, btu yea same sort of thing, I look back and like 3/4 bases worth of probes lost to vulture raids despite cannons and whatnot. I know that in my dream the reason for losing the probes was like, my opponnet was being 'smart' and attacking probes from outside cannon range with vultures or picking off the cannons 1 by 1 b/c they didn tcover eachother, or something lik ethat. I know for a fact that in the second game I was playing against midian rofl. The thing is that I know yubee and midian's faces so they could actually appear in person. Yubee had two eyebrows iirc but was much shorter hahahahaha anywyas.

So as I would do on bnet I throw a hissyfit and shit about how I suck and etc, and wtf am i suppose dto do against that (which I rofl was aslking Metal like 4 hours ago before I slept).

Hmm, and then like the 3 of us did some bedmaking on a queen sized bed with the linens and shit I am using right now and then I woke up. Iirc Jamie had proactively gone to do the corner of the bed that's along the wall and is a bitch to get to. ROFL?? Jamie you nice guy you. The bedsheets thing I think was b/c when I woke up I was pretty fucking hot in my sheets and somewhat sweating.



So guys, my crappiness against vultures (and just losing my poor precious probes in general) has reached epic proportions. (I'd think this is more epic than losing 100 - literally - probes vs jared on katrina, or losing 47 probes to cliff lurkers vs shallow on othello).

L^O^L.

Help me

*
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 29 2008 07:13 GMT
#2
C- terran here. You can kick my ass repeatedly if you like. I love TvP. I'll be able to play in like 3 hours.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
July 29 2008 07:13 GMT
#3
on the bright side, you made a guest appearance in PX!
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-29 07:15:25
July 29 2008 07:14 GMT
#4
Was it really 47 probes? I need to watch that replay now
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
July 29 2008 07:14 GMT
#5
lolol... you need more sleep.

yubee is zerg!
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 29 2008 07:16 GMT
#6
its ok haji
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 29 2008 07:18 GMT
#7
On July 29 2008 16:14 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Was it really 47 probes? I need to watch that replay now


well that obs who didnt ac at all was saying 13 and 14 kills on lurkes at the nat.

and 20 on the 3rd.

so I just did the math

ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 29 2008 07:19 GMT
#8
On July 29 2008 16:18 thedeadhaji wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2008 16:14 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Was it really 47 probes? I need to watch that replay now


well that obs who didnt ac at all was saying 13 and 14 kills on lurkes at the nat.

and 20 on the 3rd.

so I just did the math



Jeez, no wonder you got into Cambridge, you crunched those numbers like a mathematical God.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
July 29 2008 07:23 GMT
#9
I once dreamt that I was a pylon.

That was a crazy dream, mostly in shades of blue XD.
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-29 07:25:13
July 29 2008 07:24 GMT
#10
[08:18] haji: lol @ dream
[08:19] haji: i think i only slept 2 hours
[08:19] Neo: haha
[08:19] *** Auto-response sent to Neo: I'm away right now.
[08:19] Neo: Aren't you done completely?
[08:19] Neo: Go sleep moar!
[08:19] Neo: :>
[08:19] haji: it is so lol
[08:19] haji: i cant believe it myself
[08:19] Neo: well fuck
[08:19] haji: the dream was literally
[08:19] Neo: tbh, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner
[08:19] haji: just me playing
[08:19] Neo: lololol
[08:19] haji: wiht TL pple lanning at home
[08:19] haji: and gettin gprobes raped by vulutes
[08:19] Neo: You could see their faces?
[08:20] haji: that was basically all i twasw about
[08:20] Neo: perhaps your subconscious fears vults?
[08:20] Neo: :O
[08:20] haji:
[08:21] haji: well i guess it's b/c bascially every pvt i play involved getting probes raped HARD by vultures
[08:21] haji: and i played like 5-8 games today
[08:21] haji: and most of them invovled some form of probe raping
[08:21] haji:
[08:22] Neo: wtf, how are you still get vult raped?! ;<
[08:22] Neo: cannon more?
[08:22] Neo: lol
[08:22] Neo: I mean vult harass is typical
[08:22] Neo: but you're making it sound like you're losing like 10+ probe at 10 min
[08:22] Neo: :X
[08:23] haji: i think it's gotten to the point where
[08:23] haji: losing massive numbers of probes
[08:23] haji: is part of my bw style
[08:23] Neo: wowowow
[08:23] Neo: ;_;
[08:23] Neo: get a cooler style plox
[08:23] Neo: thx
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 29 2008 07:28 GMT
#11
[08:25] haji: serisluly, if i only slpet 2 hours
[08:25] haji: and woke up COMPLETLEY AWAKE
[08:25] haji: that's a nighmare right?
[08:25] haji: T_T
[08:26] Neo: haha
[08:26] haji: i am awake like never before seriously
[08:26] haji: it's like O__O
[08:26] Neo: without the usually sweaty body and gasping for air
[08:26] haji: not even 9 hours of sleep can match this
[08:26] haji: body sweaty check
[08:26] Neo: I think you had a pretty terrifying dream to say the least
[08:26] Neo: XD
[08:26] haji: and like darting out of bed'ish check
[08:26] haji: i thinjk that can substitute for the gasping for air
[08:26] haji: ok that was a nightmare
[08:27] haji: where do i go to see a broodwar psychologist?
[08:27] Neo: you might want to ask rpf
[08:27] Neo: :>
[08:27] haji: L^O^L
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 29 2008 07:28 GMT
#12
So modify your build - like 2 less pylons RIGHT before you know you're gonna lose probes, and pump out 2 more zealots with the money instead and SURPRISE HIM WITH THEM.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
July 29 2008 08:01 GMT
#13
Sorry for killing your probes in our games haji, I will go pure tank from now on~
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 29 2008 08:09 GMT
#14
Heen once proposed that tanks are IMBA vs toss. And that goons aren't that strong vs terran. So we had to play without tanks and without goons.

+ Show Spoiler +
WTFPWNED
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 29 2008 09:15 GMT
#15
rofl the effects of TLing waaaay too much
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
July 29 2008 17:19 GMT
#16
LOL vultures are really scary
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
July 29 2008 18:30 GMT
#17
You need more sleep. And more cannons to prevent vult harass
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skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
July 30 2008 01:59 GMT
#18
I had an SC dream while I was trying to get some sleep before my test today. It was sorta TvP on python position 3 and 9 and like my base was toss but for some reason my army was metal and I decided to build pylons beside his CC when I was attacking his nat or something and was thinking "I just had to wipe out his base and don't have to care about being exposed to vult harass at my main". It was pretty random.
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