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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 02:14:49
July 22 2008 02:09 GMT
#1
Faust's Food Week One
Sunshine Potatoes in a Blanket

Hello Teamliquidians. As it is summer and my parents both work hard at their jobs, I notice less and less food appearing on my plate for Breakfast as well as Dinner. However, it is now at the point that my Mother is not doing her job as a mother and there is no food at all for any meals while she is at home. I am currently unemployed, barely passing school, and I do not really leave my house. This is the perfect concoction of excellence, which made me realize, "Hey, why don't I make food!?"

It is now within my hobby (starting today) to make my own food instead of starve and wait for Dinner anywhere from two to three days apart. Never having Lunch has been a normal thing for me, because no parents are home during that time so rarely I nuke some burritos or just skip it. But now it is time to put my skills to good use and feed myself. I present to you the first food that I have made ALL BY MYSELF:

Sunshine Potatoes in a Blanket'

Ingredients:
3x Potatoes
Lots of Butter
3x Slices of Cheddar Cheese Squares
Lots of Shredded Mozzarella Cheese
Lots of Salt

How to Cook:
1. Slice open the potatoes down the middle!
2. Cut a slice of butter and stuff it down in each of the potatoes. The slice of butter should probably be as big as your pinky finger.
3. Pour some shredded mozzarella cheese or any other form of shredded cheese into the middle of the potatoes. Make sure it overflows the potato.
4. Pour a lot of salt onto the potato.
5. Lay a cheddar cheese square on top of each of the potatoes, and make sure it says.
6. Microwave your potatoes on HIGH for 2 minutes and 30 seconds so that the cheddar cheese square is melted and you cannot pick it off the potato. If any cheese fell onto the plate, it should be a brown-golden color indicating it has been nuked. If not, put the potatoes back in for 30 seconds. Rinse and repeat.
7. Eat.

Caution: May cause a heart-attack

Here are some pictures of my delicious meal:

A beautiful view with a candle, ready for a romantic dinner.
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Close up view. Notice the brown-golden spots on the plate!
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This meal is approved by my cat.
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I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 22 2008 02:10 GMT
#2
Ew...
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
July 22 2008 02:11 GMT
#3
try adding bacon and steak in between the potatoes where the wedge is. makes it a lot better
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 02:14:59
July 22 2008 02:13 GMT
#4
On July 22 2008 11:09 SCC-Faust wrote:
my parents both work hard at their jobs


On July 22 2008 11:09 SCC-Faust wrote:
my Mother is not doing her job


??

And faust, are the potatoes cooked when you microwave them with the cheese? I don't think two minutes is enough to really 'cook' the potatoes from scratch.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 02:16:19
July 22 2008 02:13 GMT
#5
On July 22 2008 11:13 SnowFantasy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2008 11:09 SCC-Faust wrote:
my parents both work hard at their jobs


Show nested quote +
On July 22 2008 11:09 SCC-Faust wrote:
my Mother is not doing her job


??


By not making me food for dinner.

Edited so it doesn't sound as confusing.

By the way, I have no clue I just found three potatoes in my refridgerator and cooked them for 2:30 and they were warm and delicious. I do not have the background information of the potatoes.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 22 2008 02:15 GMT
#6
imo pb&j from pony express owns this.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
July 22 2008 02:17 GMT
#7
No background information on the potatoes? Ok. I'll do what I can.

I assume either 1. you have a really really strong microwave or 2. they were already cooked.

Takes me about 4:52 to get my potatoes cooked well enough in the microwave from scratch.

I'll make some of this now I guess.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 22 2008 02:19 GMT
#8
I fed my cat the cheese that was stuck on the plate.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 02:21:32
July 22 2008 02:20 GMT
#9
On July 22 2008 11:15 Nitrogen23 wrote:
imo pb&j from pony express owns this.


Speaking of PB&J I made a massive post on teamshock forums about that very sandwhich type. Maybe sometime I'll copy paste it here.


Edit: Damn. My mom just got done cooking dinner so I will have to do it later.
[Fin]Vittu
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada507 Posts
July 22 2008 02:23 GMT
#10
your cat is adorable. i will make the food jus tbecause of the cat.
The "Finnish Metal Terran"
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 02:24:28
July 22 2008 02:24 GMT
#11
Looks good but so much salt is bad for you. Besides, the flavor should already be coming from the cheese and butter (both of which already have salt in it, unless you use saltless butter). But then again, that's just my preference. The food my parents cook have always used very little salt or flavorings, the delicious flavor coming from the actual food itself.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
July 22 2008 02:25 GMT
#12
Wow, your username, and you talking about delicious flavor just don't go together.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 22 2008 02:26 GMT
#13
[image loading]

Tasty.

The potato things look alright too~
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
July 22 2008 02:27 GMT
#14
The cheese on those potatoes looks really fucking disgusting.

But thumbs up on your idea to pick up cooking, it's really a good one.
Also, barring the obvious advantages, the ladies love a man who can cook.

Good luck and bon appétit!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25991 Posts
July 22 2008 02:29 GMT
#15
That looks so bad.
Moderator
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
July 22 2008 02:30 GMT
#16
That cheese looks absolutely noxious. Looks like you melted pieces of a poncho on your potatoes. You also definitely need to cook potatoes for longer than 2 mins. You should pre-cook them, then add the cheese and put them back in.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 02:31:03
July 22 2008 02:30 GMT
#17
I guess on the bright side it can be a cheap alternative for cat food.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 22 2008 02:32 GMT
#18
cheese on potatoes is good.

also be careful when you microwave potatoes, the inside gets incredibly fucking hot and it says hot for a while.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
July 22 2008 02:35 GMT
#19
hmm..ive always had a thing for potatoes
Jaedong
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
July 22 2008 02:37 GMT
#20
Well make what you want, but I agree it's not appealing to me.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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