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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-12 03:25:00
July 12 2008 03:24 GMT
#1
Don't you hate it when your trapped in a conversation with an incredibly selfish person? One time this person I was talking with managed to twist everything around to make it about them. Were walking in a mall and I go,

"Dude that chick was hot"
Response? "Oh yeah i knew a girl exactly like her. We met in the third grade and...."

Next, I said "That scythe is totally badass" (We are in spencers)
He answers "My Uncle was trained in middle age weaponry. He was teaching me one time when..."

Later when I dared to bring up something else "Where do you wanna eat? Sbarros?"
Response? "So I was at a Sbarros one time, when the food..."
One time isn't that bad. You think, oh this persona actually has an entertaining story to tell about this.

But after thirty times all I want to do is rip the person's small intestines out and say "Tell me about the OTHER time you had an organ forcibly removed from your body"

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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 12 2008 03:26 GMT
#2
edited to add spaces
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 12 2008 03:42 GMT
#3
T_T
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12816 Posts
July 12 2008 03:43 GMT
#4
Lol sounds like one of my friends.
You need both really, need somebody that talks about themselves alot, and listen, and need somebody that likes to listen alot.
But if you learn to be good listeners you'll get women
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 12 2008 03:51 GMT
#5
i'd get away from him asap... Unless he's your cousin or brother in which case you're trapped.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
July 12 2008 03:54 GMT
#6
your last sentence needs to be in caps
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 12 2008 03:57 GMT
#7
I hate people like this >_>
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 12 2008 04:07 GMT
#8
Would you prefer awkward silences?

"That scythe is totally badass" "yup..." "..."

Although I know what you mean when the person has boring stories. "The other day, I ate this potato, and it was mashed, and I ate it... There were more potatos, but I didn't eat them all, the rest of my family did blah blah blah"

The best thing to do about these people is to straight up tell them "that's the dullest story I've ever heard." You'll laugh, he'll laugh, you'll both pretend you're just kidding, but he'll get the picture all the same.
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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 12 2008 04:09 GMT
#9
On July 12 2008 13:07 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Would you prefer awkward silences?

"That scythe is totally badass" "yup..." "..."

Although I know what you mean when the person has boring stories. "The other day, I ate this potato, and it was mashed, and I ate it... There were more potatos, but I didn't eat them all, the rest of my family did blah blah blah"

The best thing to do about these people is to straight up tell them "that's the dullest story I've ever heard." You'll laugh, he'll laugh, you'll both pretend you're just kidding, but he'll get the picture all the same.

This is a great idea.
The silences wouldnt be ackward, One of us would be able to tell something about the scythe.
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Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
July 12 2008 04:15 GMT
#10
I don't see the problem unless the stories are boring.
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 12 2008 04:19 GMT
#11
On July 12 2008 13:15 Orome wrote:
I don't see the problem unless the stories are boring.

That is the problem. Like even though they have nothing to say but...
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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 12 2008 04:37 GMT
#12
On July 12 2008 12:43 evanthebouncy! wrote:
Lol sounds like one of my friends.
You need both really, need somebody that talks about themselves alot, and listen, and need somebody that likes to listen alot.
But if you learn to be good listeners you'll get women

I can listen. Seriously. He can even do it sometimes, when he's in the mood. Unfortunately it is mostly...

"memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe"
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9111 Posts
July 12 2008 04:44 GMT
#13
That sounds pretty annoying. He must be completely oblivious to his own behavior or something.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 12 2008 06:48 GMT
#14
this is why going to the mall was cool in 7th grade.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
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