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So I was estatic the other day about this girl agreeing to go have coffee with me.
Me: hey, im going to go, see you later Whore: ok bye!
(i walk out, then decide to take a chance) *walks back in*
Me: hey want to have coffee with me sometime? Whore: Yea sure! *Whore smiles, blushes, and gives number*
The next day I call her to go out somewhere. Me: hey are you free today? Whore: no sorry, im kinda busy and I have a boyfriend
Me: I knew you were a whore Whore: ...
*hang up*
so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.
   
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On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote:
so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore. rofl
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On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote: The next day I call her to go out somewhere. Me: hey are you free today? Whore: no sorry, im kinda busy and I have a boyfriend
Me: I knew you were a whore Whore: ...
*hang up*
so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.
LOL
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um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ.
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It's funny how ironic it is to call someone a whore for not wanting to mislead you that they have a boyfriend and aren't interested in that kind of coffee :O Also, girls make up stuff like that all the time when they're not really interested 
So um... yeah, you're a dummy, and you should appologise (since she's your manager)
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On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote: um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ.
no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her.
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Coffee is coffee not necessarily a date.
She's not a whore, you're an idiot
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rofl 5/5, will read again
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On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote: um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ. no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her.
1/5 for this stupid comment.
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Haha you are a hero :D 5/5
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On July 04 2008 04:41 PsycHOTemplar wrote:It's funny how ironic it is to call someone a whore for not wanting to mislead you that they have a boyfriend and aren't interested in that kind of coffee :O Also, girls make up stuff like that all the time when they're not really interested  So um... yeah, you're a dummy, and you should appologise (since she's your manager) 
fuck her, im filing sexual harassment.
Section 8A: Unwarranted Sexual Advances Retreats
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Canada9720 Posts
sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard
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but alas.. im just venting my disappointment to you guys. after im going to pee in her coffee to vent my anger.
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On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard
Yeah you really are stupid.
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Poll: Is his manager a whore? (Vote): Yes (Vote): No (Vote): Maybe
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On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard canadian
see what i did there?
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On July 04 2008 04:46 GeneralStan wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote:On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote: um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ. no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her. 1/5 for this stupid comment.
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On July 04 2008 04:46 GeneralStan wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote:On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote: um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ. no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her. 1/5 for this stupid comment.
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard
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On July 04 2008 04:52 itzme_petey wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard canadian see what i did there? Boooooooo.
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On July 04 2008 04:52 itzme_petey wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard canadian see what i did there? oh no he di'int!
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On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote:
Me: I knew you were a whore Whore: ...
*hang up*
so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.
haha best part EVAR
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Girls hardly ever say no when you ask them for stuff like that dude, it doesn't mean anything.
Who the hell expects to have sex with someone after getting coffee lol.
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On July 04 2008 05:11 Frits wrote: Girls hardly ever say no when you ask them for stuff like that dude, it doesn't mean anything.
Who the hell expects to have sex with someone after getting coffee lol.
me.
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I'm 3/0 vs coffee ...
Dude take a girl to coffee at 9:00 p.m ... get her awake, make her laugh, then take her for a few drinks, She is then wide awake, in a good mood, and well ... if you have game really really interested in 'hanging out' at her place, or your car, or fuck the side of your appt building....
Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig....
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P.s j/k
I don't look away
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intrigue
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United States24680 Posts
If you came at it from the attitude of 'look what I did even though I know it didn't make sense' then it would just be funny, albeit evil.
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LOL funny blog, but wow, your definition of whore is a bit off.
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On July 04 2008 05:16 AttackZerg wrote: Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig....
hahahah
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On July 04 2008 05:16 AttackZerg wrote: I'm 3/0 vs coffee ...
Dude take a girl to coffee at 9:00 p.m ... get her awake, make her laugh, then take her for a few drinks, She is then wide awake, in a good mood, and well ... if you have game really really interested in 'hanging out' at her place, or your car, or fuck the side of your appt building....
Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig....
your my fucken hero, want to get some coffee sometime?
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Rofl, this blog is win. I've never had that happen to me thank god. I have however been the "rebound" guy a few times. Which is almost just as bad. Girlfriend breaks up with her boyfriend. Fucks around with me for a day or two, goes back to her boyfriend.
Anyways if a person has a vagina chances are they're a whore.
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Cool blog.
Oh, and: + Show Spoiler +If this blog was located on the world map, it would probably be sharing a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and the Republic of Moldova to the northeast, and Bulgaria to the south.
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On July 04 2008 05:07 Raithed wrote: LOL 5/5 WOULD READ AGAIN.
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On July 04 2008 05:57 fgsvsd wrote:Cool blog. Oh, and: + Show Spoiler +If this blog was located on the world map, it would probably be sharing a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and the Republic of Moldova to the northeast, and Bulgaria to the south.
wat?
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On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote: um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ. no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her.
haha
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No, but OP is a dumbfuck.
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On July 04 2008 05:27 itzme_petey wrote:o wait sorry, im busy, and i already have a hero. + Show Spoiler + COLD AS ICE
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stupid, but hilarious. i mostly like the whore: part hahaha, like before he knows she is a whore she is still labeled whore: when she talks.
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On July 04 2008 06:11 Krzycho wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 05:57 fgsvsd wrote:Cool blog. Oh, and: + Show Spoiler +If this blog was located on the world map, it would probably be sharing a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and the Republic of Moldova to the northeast, and Bulgaria to the south. wat?
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On July 04 2008 09:38 Falcynn wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 06:11 Krzycho wrote:On July 04 2008 05:57 fgsvsd wrote:Cool blog. Oh, and: + Show Spoiler +If this blog was located on the world map, it would probably be sharing a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and the Republic of Moldova to the northeast, and Bulgaria to the south. wat? lol
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On July 04 2008 04:19 Ry-Masta-T wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote:
so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore. rofl
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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pics or it didn't happen.
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some might like your humor, some dont. I dont but the romania pic is 5/5
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