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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
Me: hey, im going to go, see you later Whore: ok bye! (i walk out, then decide to take a chance) *walks back in* Me: hey want to have coffee with me sometime? Whore: Yea sure! *Whore smiles, blushes, and gives number* The next day I call her to go out somewhere. Me: hey are you free today? Whore: no sorry, im kinda busy and I have a boyfriend Me: I knew you were a whore Whore: ... *hang up* so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.    | ||
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Ry-Masta-T
United States478 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote: so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore. rofl | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote: The next day I call her to go out somewhere. Me: hey are you free today? Whore: no sorry, im kinda busy and I have a boyfriend Me: I knew you were a whore Whore: ... *hang up* so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore. LOL | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
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Flying_Llama
Canada419 Posts
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
 So um... yeah, you're a dummy, and you should appologise (since she's your manager) | ||
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote: um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ. no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her. | ||
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
She's not a whore, you're an idiot | ||
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Ryot
Canada316 Posts
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote: no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her. 1/5 for this stupid comment. | ||
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Kingsp4de20
United States716 Posts
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:41 PsycHOTemplar wrote: It's funny how ironic it is to call someone a whore for not wanting to mislead you that they have a boyfriend and aren't interested in that kind of coffee :O Also, girls make up stuff like that all the time when they're not really interested So um... yeah, you're a dummy, and you should appologise (since she's your manager) fuck her, im filing sexual harassment. Section 8A: Unwarranted Sexual | ||
CTStalker
Canada9720 Posts
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
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conCentrate9
United States438 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard Yeah you really are stupid. | ||
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking see what i did there? | ||
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NotSupporting
Sweden1998 Posts
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YunhOLee
Canada2470 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote: sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard | ||
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Krzycho
Poland442 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
Boooooooo. | ||
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
WOULD READ AGAIN. | ||
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jimminy_kriket
Canada5514 Posts
oh no he di'int! | ||
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote: Me: I knew you were a whore Whore: ... *hang up* so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore. haha best part EVAR | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
Who the hell expects to have sex with someone after getting coffee lol. | ||
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
On July 04 2008 05:11 Frits wrote: Girls hardly ever say no when you ask them for stuff like that dude, it doesn't mean anything. Who the hell expects to have sex with someone after getting coffee lol. me. | ||
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B1nary
Canada1267 Posts
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AttackZerg
United States7454 Posts
Dude take a girl to coffee at 9:00 p.m ... get her awake, make her laugh, then take her for a few drinks, She is then wide awake, in a good mood, and well ... if you have game really really interested in 'hanging out' at her place, or your car, or fuck the side of your appt building.... Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig.... | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7454 Posts
I don't look away | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
fail | ||
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micronesia
United States24709 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9104 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On July 04 2008 05:16 AttackZerg wrote: Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig.... hahahah | ||
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
On July 04 2008 05:16 AttackZerg wrote: I'm 3/0 vs coffee ... Dude take a girl to coffee at 9:00 p.m ... get her awake, make her laugh, then take her for a few drinks, She is then wide awake, in a good mood, and well ... if you have game really really interested in 'hanging out' at her place, or your car, or fuck the side of your appt building.... Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig.... your my fucken hero, want to get some coffee sometime? | ||
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + you feel my pain?! | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
Anyways if a person has a vagina chances are they're a whore. | ||
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Kingsp4de20
United States716 Posts
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fgsvsd
Switzerland348 Posts
Oh, and: + Show Spoiler + If this blog was located on the world map, it would probably be sharing a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and the Republic of Moldova to the northeast, and Bulgaria to the south. | ||
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o3.power91
Bahrain5288 Posts
On July 04 2008 05:07 Raithed wrote: LOL 5/5 WOULD READ AGAIN. | ||
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Krzycho
Poland442 Posts
On July 04 2008 05:57 fgsvsd wrote: Cool blog. Oh, and: + Show Spoiler + If this blog was located on the world map, it would probably be sharing a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and the Republic of Moldova to the northeast, and Bulgaria to the south. wat? | ||
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EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote: no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her. haha | ||
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naventus
United States1337 Posts
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knyttym
United States5797 Posts
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
On July 04 2008 05:27 itzme_petey wrote: o wait sorry, im busy, and i already have a hero. + Show Spoiler + you feel my pain?! COLD AS ICE | ||
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
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[iD]faiyth
Canada134 Posts
epic funny. | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
lol | ||
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Romance_us
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Goosey
United States695 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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ProTech_MediC
United States498 Posts
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
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United States11552 Posts
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