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Why can't Men grocery shop?

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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 02 2008 21:31 GMT
#1
This blows, I spent 20 minutes in the grocery store and all I came out with was Scoops Fritos and Onion Dip. Yet I can remember my mom being able to go in and come out with a basket full of stuff in the same time. How the hell?

Maybe if it had been a hunt it would have been better.

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"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
HotZhot
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
July 02 2008 21:36 GMT
#2
It's so colourfull inside, maybe that's the reason..

Treat it as a hunt then
I only smile in the darK [] sAviOr//JaeDong Fan 4 Ever ~ CJ Entusman # 7
EmeraldSparks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1451 Posts
July 02 2008 21:36 GMT
#3
Make a shopping list.
But why?
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
July 02 2008 21:39 GMT
#4
I spent 10 mins in a grocery store this afternoon and came out with a bottle of milk and a bar of chocolate (true story)
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 02 2008 21:45 GMT
#5
every time i goto a grocery store i find myself just wandering in the alcohol isle
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
July 02 2008 21:48 GMT
#6
You just have to canvas the area, know your prey's common nesting areas, and systematically eliminate one target after the next starting from one end of the store to the other.
Think. :)
byChris
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States99 Posts
July 02 2008 22:03 GMT
#7
newb grocery shopper. stop eating out so much its damn expensive.
dang.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 02 2008 22:04 GMT
#8
On July 03 2008 06:36 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Make a shopping list.

Yeah you really need to make a list prior to shopping. I'm the same way pretty much if I don't make a list. And I always end up by snack food type shit...
Not bad for a cat toy.
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
July 02 2008 22:06 GMT
#9
nice stereotyping. youre probably just a bit retarded
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
July 02 2008 22:08 GMT
#10
just a basket?
my mom can do an entire cart
Clan Lzuruha
berated-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1134 Posts
July 02 2008 22:15 GMT
#11
i can't go to the grocery store without coming home with at least 125 dollars worth of items . . . I wish I had your problem
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 02 2008 22:45 GMT
#12
i walked around the whole store and came out with a big bottle of red gatorade and a bag of chex mix
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
July 02 2008 22:56 GMT
#13
On July 03 2008 07:15 berated- wrote:
i can't go to the grocery store without coming home with at least 125 dollars worth of items . . . I wish I had your problem

how much milk and candybars can you get?!?!?!?!?!?!
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 02 2008 23:00 GMT
#14
On July 03 2008 07:56 drug_vict1m wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2008 07:15 berated- wrote:
i can't go to the grocery store without coming home with at least 125 dollars worth of items . . . I wish I had your problem

how much milk and candybars can you get?!?!?!?!?!?!
hahaha
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
July 02 2008 23:18 GMT
#15
On July 03 2008 07:15 berated- wrote:
i can't go to the grocery store without coming home with at least 125 dollars worth of items . . . I wish I had your problem


Lol same, going to the store hungry is the biggest mistake ever.
Hi
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 03 2008 00:06 GMT
#16
On July 03 2008 06:48 MTF wrote:
You just have to canvas the area, know your prey's common nesting areas, and systematically eliminate one target after the next starting from one end of the store to the other.

Yes! Thats exactly what I do. I know my gameplan before I go in the store. Its sorta like knowing your build order in sc. First I will go to this aisle then that one. Have a list and mark it off as you go. I dread shopping more than anything and resist it until I am starving so I have learned to get in and out in as little time as possible.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 03 2008 00:10 GMT
#17
Whenever I'm dragged along shopping, I always make a point of insisting we get what we came for and vamoose; if only it ever happened
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 03 2008 00:13 GMT
#18
this is a good blog
posting on liquid sites in current year
zachmorris
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States106 Posts
July 03 2008 01:10 GMT
#19
once you move out of your mom's house and learn to buy your own food it becomes much easier.
I hate zach morris
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
July 03 2008 01:19 GMT
#20
The REAL question is, why can't you grocery shop????
...
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-03 01:56:40
July 03 2008 01:56 GMT
#21
the real devil is the most important things are at the back of the store.. you come in to buy some milk and bread, real quick, 2min max.
walk down the aisles to get to the back "hey i could use that. hey i'm running low on that"
walk out 30min later with a bag of $40 stuff, come home, figure out you forgot to buy the milk and the bread.

brilliant design by the store owners that's for sure.
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
July 03 2008 02:41 GMT
#22
2 Gallons of Milk
1 Gallon of Orange Juice
1 Pack Veggie Burgers
1 Back Veggie Sausage
2 Quarts of Breyer's ice cream
2 lbs bananas
5 shitty frozen pizzas
Sour cream
hot pockets
fruit punch
bagels
=
$30

Who says men can't shop?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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