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David Blaine's street magic in StarCraft - Page 2

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dyodyo
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Philippines578 Posts
June 22 2008 17:25 GMT
#21
On June 23 2008 01:41 Wizard wrote:
The only thing that made me laugh was that the author's name is "cock-zerg".

lawl


Yes.. me too...

Btw.. you really suck... cock-zerg...


sorry I just had to say it
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #26
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 22 2008 17:55 GMT
#22
Funny













not.
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
June 22 2008 18:15 GMT
#23
Possibly the least funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
June 22 2008 18:29 GMT
#24
On June 23 2008 01:41 Wizard wrote:
The only thing that made me laugh was that the author's name is "cock-zerg".

lawl

Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
June 22 2008 18:33 GMT
#25
Didn't get the third one, but the first two are kind of funny I guess if you saw the David Blaine spoofs.
Tropics
Profile Joined August 2007
United Kingdom1132 Posts
June 22 2008 20:54 GMT
#26
My god, it's the least funny series of pictures I've ever seen. And yes, I have seen the david blaine spoofs. Slapping a bunch of quotes onto some Starcraft screens ISN'T humor.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
June 22 2008 21:13 GMT
#27
I agree with everything everyone else said.

I didn't laugh at anything in this thread. I only laughed at how bad the pictures are and how harsh everyone is reacting to how unfunny this is

ROFL
Mango @ U.S.East!
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
June 22 2008 21:36 GMT
#28
lol I hope it's that these don't make sense and it's not me just not getting it.... From the other responses I think i'm in the clear.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
June 23 2008 00:42 GMT
#29
wtf? i dont get it
RamenStyle
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1929 Posts
June 23 2008 03:03 GMT
#30
I need someone to explain to me the third picture because I have been looking at it for a couple of minutes and still can't figure it out.
Goosey
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States695 Posts
June 23 2008 06:00 GMT
#31
On June 23 2008 00:31 MiniRoman wrote:
Us North Americans sure have come to expect a lot!

lol

#1 Shuttle Fan.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
June 23 2008 16:02 GMT
#32
On June 23 2008 02:05 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I found them funny I think they're lost on a generation of people who only get Family Guy "jokes" though.


family guy jokes were only funny when I was smoking weed, is all of america smoking weed?
French_Toast
Profile Joined February 2008
United States99 Posts
June 24 2008 02:57 GMT
#33
correction: Xye 3epr actually means "little dick" zerg. Xye is pronounced Hoi, oi as in oink, and is a Russian swear standing for little cock. The phrase Xye can be used in many forms like noun or even adjective. You can call something "little cock like", or even get creative and call someone a hoi-e-soss which means "a person that sucks on little cocks."

That is all.
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
June 24 2008 08:42 GMT
#34
idk i lol'd at the first two
Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1893 Posts
June 24 2008 10:30 GMT
#35
On June 24 2008 11:57 French_Toast wrote:
correction: Xye 3epr actually means "little dick" zerg. Xye is pronounced Hoi, oi as in oink, and is a Russian swear standing for little cock. The phrase Xye can be used in many forms like noun or even adjective. You can call something "little cock like", or even get creative and call someone a hoi-e-soss which means "a person that sucks on little cocks."

That is all.
First is Xye is pronounced like "Khooee". Second, Xye means "cock" in general. Same as word xyu. It can name any cock: little/big/erection/cummed.... whatever, depending on how it is pronounced.
patyrykin.net
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
June 24 2008 21:30 GMT
#36
Lol at French_Toast correcting poster from Russian Federation!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 24 2008 21:40 GMT
#37
Lol'd @ cock zerg.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
August 10 2008 12:10 GMT
#38
Lols @ this thread. I thought only the first image was funny though.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-11 01:45:18
August 11 2008 01:44 GMT
#39
what are u guys talking about these pictures are hilarious
I don't understand them but they are fucking hilarious





just playing russian guy I get the 2nd one. I think the other 2 may be lost in translation.
ishob
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Norway143 Posts
August 11 2008 02:38 GMT
#40
watch the david blaine spoof on youtube and you'll get them all:O
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