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kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
June 18 2008 03:36 GMT
#1


i really like this guy, his lyrics are clever and interesting

his wordplay is better than that of jay-z

Clan Lzuruha
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
June 18 2008 03:41 GMT
#2
He is genius.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
June 18 2008 03:46 GMT
#3
Impressive performance, but not really my cup of tea.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
June 18 2008 03:47 GMT
#4
Hah, quite entertaining.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
June 18 2008 03:51 GMT
#5
It was pretty good actually, a lot better than I thought it'd be.
EnergyTraction
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada233 Posts
June 18 2008 04:14 GMT
#6
"my flow so cold i need a tampon from a polar bear"

does that make any sense at all
He who adores the Beast shall drink of the wrath of God
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-18 04:29:24
June 18 2008 04:28 GMT
#7
White people can rap...

Oh my god.

EDIT: this isn't sarcasm.

EDIT EDIT: seriously it is not sarcasm.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I am not fucking being sarcastic.
...
enthusiast
Profile Joined May 2008
United States90 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-18 05:27:44
June 18 2008 05:26 GMT
#8
I don't really like this one -- maybe I'm just not in the mood. I love some of his other ones though.

My favorites are "The Perfect Woman", "A Love Ballad", and "3.14 Apple Pi." You should check 'em out even if you don't like this one imo.
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
June 18 2008 05:28 GMT
#9
On June 18 2008 13:28 UmmTheHobo wrote:
White people can rap...

Oh my god.

EDIT: this isn't sarcasm.

EDIT EDIT: seriously it is not sarcasm.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I am not fucking being sarcastic.


hahaha
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
June 18 2008 05:59 GMT
#10
On June 18 2008 13:14 EnergyTraction wrote:
"my flow so cold i need a tampon from a polar bear"

does that make any sense at all



The flow can be reference to "flow of words" or it can mean flow as in menstrual cycle.
hoorah
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
June 18 2008 08:47 GMT
#11
haha this guy is pretty witty, the lyrics he posted on the youtube video help make sense of things too
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
June 18 2008 17:45 GMT
#12
well yea, ive seen his other things and i liked them but he JUST posted this and i wanted to share
Clan Lzuruha
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
June 18 2008 17:59 GMT
#13
I've seen 3.14 Apple Pi and another one of his that I liked better, though this one made me laugh more. Particularly,

"That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn"

and

"Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Cause I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise."
Think. :)
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
June 18 2008 18:05 GMT
#14
haha quite funny tbh

+ he really did it good although he isn't all that serious
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
June 18 2008 20:54 GMT
#15
This guy is a fucking genius. Seriously. Of course a couple of his lines are shit, but who's aren't. The other 90% is incredible.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 18 2008 20:57 GMT
#16
I remember when my friend first showed me this guy... He has a lot of funny stuff. Klan Kookout :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
June 18 2008 21:36 GMT
#17
Ahaha, I was browsing CollegeHumor out of boredom and found another of his songs, one that I'd never heard. (It's my favorite now)

New Math



+ Show Spoiler [Lyrics] +

whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.

split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you're all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get.

is new math...

whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.

take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...

is new math.

and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.

support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah

word problems

if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....


and new math
Think. :)
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
June 18 2008 22:29 GMT
#18
lol if theyre under 13 do them in your head
hahahahhah
Moderator
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
June 19 2008 00:49 GMT
#19
Hahah, the second one is way better.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
June 19 2008 01:34 GMT
#20
Dang, how'd I miss this guy? Auto-subscribe after the video.

Thanks for the post.
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