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gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 11 2008 13:53 GMT
#1
so, just to get this in the open and relieve my curiosity.

where do you guys consider the "standard" point from which you measure penis length? cause obviously everyone will want to inflate the number a bit (or a lot). do you measure from the top or some arbitrary point on the bottom side? or the side, which is sort of "between" the top and bottom?

ahh, the fun of bringing up shushed topics. =)

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Guss
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Sweden712 Posts
June 11 2008 14:11 GMT
#2
personally i put it on top of it and measure from the pubes area
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CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
June 11 2008 14:17 GMT
#3
I look for the biggest number on the ruler/meterstick/tape measure and use that. My largest recorded penis length is 60 feet long.
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gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
June 11 2008 14:18 GMT
#4
i measure it from the base (closest to the stomach) to the tip. but i know that you're suppose to measure from the underside from the area where your ballsack meets your penis.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
June 11 2008 14:18 GMT
#5
Pubic bone!
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grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
June 11 2008 14:23 GMT
#6
On June 11 2008 23:18 gg_hertzz wrote:
but i know that you're suppose to measure from the underside from the area where your ballsack meets your penis.


You sure about that? sounds extremely inaccurate to me.
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 11 2008 14:25 GMT
#7
lol at everyone dodging OP

I'm 6"
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gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
June 11 2008 14:27 GMT
#8
On June 11 2008 23:23 grobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2008 23:18 gg_hertzz wrote:
but i know that you're suppose to measure from the underside from the area where your ballsack meets your penis.


You sure about that? sounds extremely inaccurate to me.


yeah i was surprised when i read that but it's from multiple sources. what's weird about it is that they say the underside is suppose to be longer than the upper side. doesn't make much sense to me as you easily lose up to an inch doing that.
aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
June 11 2008 14:45 GMT
#9
and its wrong according to wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Measuring_the_penis
gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 11 2008 14:50 GMT
#10
anyone have an M4?

retracts when needed, but is long when needed. lol.
there are those that just stay about hte same length no matter what, and those that change length significantly. lolz
gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-11 15:00:18
June 11 2008 14:59 GMT
#11
On June 11 2008 23:27 gg_hertzz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2008 23:23 grobo wrote:
On June 11 2008 23:18 gg_hertzz wrote:
but i know that you're suppose to measure from the underside from the area where your ballsack meets your penis.


You sure about that? sounds extremely inaccurate to me.


yeah i was surprised when i read that but it's from multiple sources. what's weird about it is that they say the underside is suppose to be longer than the upper side. doesn't make much sense to me as you easily lose up to an inch doing that.


most ppl have upward curvature and the underside is longer than the top. if ur straight, then it wouldn't matter, and if ur downward the top would be longer. that's why i think measruing from the side makes most sense. but the shorter side would be a more conservative measurement with less inflationary bs.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
June 11 2008 15:07 GMT
#12
On June 11 2008 23:25 HeavOnEarth wrote:
lol at everyone dodging OP

I'm 6cm


Fixed.
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o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
June 11 2008 15:18 GMT
#13
For some reason, I was expecting this was something bout penis length when i first read the title...
gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 11 2008 15:33 GMT
#14
On June 12 2008 00:07 mikeymoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2008 23:25 HeavOnEarth wrote:
lol at everyone dodging OP

I'm 6cm


Fixed.

lol nice one.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 11 2008 15:40 GMT
#15
It ain't the size of the army, boys, it's the fury of its onslaught. Stop being so self-conscious.
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gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
June 11 2008 15:47 GMT
#16
On June 12 2008 00:40 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
It ain't the size of the army, boys, it's the fury of its onslaught. Stop being so self-conscious.


says the man with the inverted penis.
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
June 11 2008 16:09 GMT
#17
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grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
June 11 2008 16:25 GMT
#18
Wikipedia
Some clinicians measure the penis by stretching the flaccid penis as far as comfortably possible.


LOL
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gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 11 2008 16:27 GMT
#19
On June 12 2008 01:25 grobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
Wikipedia
Some clinicians measure the penis by stretching the flaccid penis as far as comfortably possible.


LOL


LOL. they just wanna touch. and doing that is shorter than actual erection.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 11 2008 16:48 GMT
#20
My penis is also a tiny 6 inches. If only penis size were increased by cream cake consumption . Ps I think that if you have to worry about exactly what size you are, you are probably in my category too xD.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 11 2008 16:58 GMT
#21
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Poll: How big are you?
(Vote): Roughly the size of the Sun
(Vote): 5-6 inches (the average)
(Vote): At least twice as big as the universe

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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-11 17:03:37
June 11 2008 17:00 GMT
#22
You guys ever wonder if in porno movies, sometimes they'll use a short girl, and make tables, beds etc smaller, so that she looks taller, and then they use a short guy (I don't think penis size is affected by height) and suddenly he looks gigantic? MOVIE MAGIC :D
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GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
June 11 2008 17:15 GMT
#23
Really, it's not length, it's girth! Length is unlikely to provide extra stimulation (unless you're gay and trying to reach a prostate), but girth provides extra stimulation! On that note, I'm a little smaller than average, but as big around as a fifty-cent piece!

On June 12 2008 02:00 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
You guys ever wonder if in porno movies, sometimes they'll use a short girl, and make tables, beds etc smaller, so that she looks taller, and then they use a short guy (I don't think penis size is affected by height) and suddenly he looks gigantic? MOVIE MAGIC :D


Well known trick of the smutty screen! This is why I have a twin bed and date small women!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
June 11 2008 17:17 GMT
#24
On June 12 2008 02:00 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
You guys ever wonder if in porno movies, sometimes they'll use a short girl, and make tables, beds etc smaller, so that she looks taller, and then they use a short guy (I don't think penis size is affected by height) and suddenly he looks gigantic? MOVIE MAGIC :D


lol i dunno man, would probably be cheaper to get a guy with a bick dick :S

I know Dario Argento did a similar thing with his movie Suspiria (not porn), all the actors were grown ups but to make them look younger he raised the doorknobs on all the doors on the set to make them look like kids, the original script were meant for kids but they scrapped that because a movie that violent involving kids would most likely get banned.
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thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
June 11 2008 17:34 GMT
#25
how do you write lengths, like 6' and 6''? The number of apostrophes means what?
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-11 17:42:30
June 11 2008 17:39 GMT
#26
One apostrophe means the measurement in in feet, I believe.

This is why I have a twin bed and date small women!

rofl XD
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gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 11 2008 18:49 GMT
#27
hahahhaha this is too funny. n awesome poll haha
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
June 11 2008 19:33 GMT
#28
Sucks being Asian... =(
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
June 11 2008 20:21 GMT
#29
yeah, but if you're a white guy an asian woman will make you feel bigger.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 12 2008 00:34 GMT
#30
It's interesting that more people voted for "roughly the size of the Sun," as if twice the size of the universe was just too big. XD
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gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 12 2008 03:26 GMT
#31
On June 12 2008 02:34 thoraxe wrote:
how do you write lengths, like 6' and 6''? The number of apostrophes means what?


single is feet. double is inches.
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