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A bird just hit my window

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DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
June 05 2008 17:12 GMT
#1
Im so lazy so ill just paste what I said on IRC

<drain> I was just heading in from my balcony. Was in the door when suddenly I hear a loud BAND beside me. I turn around and see a cloud of feathers then look down and see a bird twiching 1 meter away from me ;e it hit the window
<drain> ._.
<drain> like a meter away from me
<drain> BANG
<drain> *
<+SayaSP> wow drain
<Kennigit1> ;_;
<drain> I threw it down on the street XD
<+SayaSP> LOL
<drain> :D
<+SayaSP> HAHAHA
<drain> it was dead though

And heres a picture of it down on the street taken from my balcony I heard two girl walk by a minute ago saying something like "EEWWWW =( That so sad..." xD
[image loading]


****
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 05 2008 17:17 GMT
#2
I had that happen to me before, and usually I can see the reason for it, since windows are transparent. But when it happened to me, my shade was down, so the bird KNEW it was about to hit something, and still ran into my window fast enough to kill itself.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
June 05 2008 17:19 GMT
#3
Stupid birds =(
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
June 05 2008 17:28 GMT
#4
I had a bird hit my windshield while I was doin 50 or so the other day. Talk about a WTF moment.
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
June 05 2008 17:29 GMT
#5
--- Nuked ---
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
June 05 2008 17:41 GMT
#6
A failed Scourge? XD
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8887 Posts
June 05 2008 17:48 GMT
#7
An old tale says that when a bird hits your window, then someone you know is about to die =\
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
June 05 2008 17:51 GMT
#8
you must use windex!
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 05 2008 17:51 GMT
#9
i had this happened to me exiting off the freeway in my van
LOL failed scourge LOMAOMLAO
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
June 05 2008 17:52 GMT
#10
you shoulda dropped the bird on those girls and video taped it.
It would have made some lulz on youtube
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
June 05 2008 17:58 GMT
#11
[image loading]
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
June 05 2008 18:08 GMT
#12
Jyvblamo: I liked that strip :D
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 05 2008 18:10 GMT
#13
Lol, should of thrown it at somebody from your balcony.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
June 05 2008 18:29 GMT
#14
On June 06 2008 03:10 Snet wrote:
Lol, should of thrown it at somebody from your balcony.


lol :D
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
June 05 2008 18:31 GMT
#15
I know it's terrible but, maybe 8 years ago, I was sitting in my room quietly playing playstation, then a bird RAAMMED into my window at fucking high speed. I rofl'd.
bg
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 05 2008 18:34 GMT
#16
I would rofl too, birds are retarded lol
wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
June 05 2008 18:48 GMT
#17
i once sat infront of my window and a bird hit it and then sat on the ground shaking its head before flying off again xd
We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
June 05 2008 19:06 GMT
#18
On June 06 2008 02:28 Hawk wrote:
I had a bird hit my windshield while I was doin 50 or so the other day. Talk about a WTF moment.

The other day I was driving 40 mph and a bird tried to land on the sill of the driver window (where I was) but bounced off the window.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
June 05 2008 19:12 GMT
#19
poor bird. Windows are the devil's looking glass! >:O

...i jest.
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
June 05 2008 19:30 GMT
#20
go check on him!!!

ORDER THE SPECIAL REALLY TINY SURGICAL TOOLS! STAT!
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 05 2008 20:10 GMT
#21
I had two birds lying dead in my backyard :/

One was so small and the other was HUGEE
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 05 2008 20:15 GMT
#22
You must use windex!
XK ßubonic
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
June 05 2008 20:32 GMT
#23
On June 06 2008 02:41 KizZBG wrote:
A failed Scourge? XD


LOL, probably a failed mutation.
..
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
June 05 2008 20:36 GMT
#24
On June 06 2008 05:32 dinmsab wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2008 02:41 KizZBG wrote:
A failed Scourge? XD


LOL, probably a failed mutation.

Yeah I guess its better for future generations of bird that that bird got killed today
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
June 05 2008 20:38 GMT
#25
thats nothing! i had a bird fly into me once
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
June 05 2008 20:47 GMT
#26
natural selection at work
Enter a Uh
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
June 05 2008 20:48 GMT
#27
On June 06 2008 04:30 nofAcedAgent wrote:
go check on him!!!

ORDER THE SPECIAL REALLY TINY SURGICAL TOOLS! STAT!

No do that after you run over it with your car.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
June 05 2008 20:52 GMT
#28
Owned
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 05 2008 21:05 GMT
#29
man what did the window ever do to deserve this
ThE_OsToJiY
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada1167 Posts
June 05 2008 21:20 GMT
#30
ROFL
@ostojiy
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 05 2008 22:02 GMT
#31
On June 06 2008 05:32 dinmsab wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2008 02:41 KizZBG wrote:
A failed Scourge? XD


LOL, probably a failed mutation.


ROFL!
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
June 06 2008 00:24 GMT
#32
On June 06 2008 02:48 Flaccid wrote:
An old tale says that when a bird hits your window, then someone you know is about to die =\


Step on a crack, break your momma's back.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 06 2008 01:23 GMT
#33
On June 06 2008 07:02 clazziquai wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2008 05:32 dinmsab wrote:
On June 06 2008 02:41 KizZBG wrote:
A failed Scourge? XD


LOL, probably a failed mutation.


ROFL!


ya had ya shot kid!
aeronexus
Profile Joined June 2007
United States392 Posts
June 06 2008 01:28 GMT
#34
On June 06 2008 04:30 nofAcedAgent wrote:
go check on him!!!

ORDER THE SPECIAL REALLY TINY SURGICAL TOOLS! STAT!

this sounds like a case for Dr. Bird House
10 points!
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
June 06 2008 02:13 GMT
#35
The bird is gone now :S Have no idea where it went... Only thing I can think of is that someone picked it up :S gross...
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
June 06 2008 03:20 GMT
#36
A bird crashed into my window and I buried it in the garden with a cross on top.
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
June 06 2008 03:54 GMT
#37
lollllll hahahahaha dark wings dark words?
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 06 2008 04:00 GMT
#38
When I was like 12, I was reading a book on my bed. No cars were going by and it was pretty quiet, and I was enjoying my book. Suddenly, a bird SLAMMED into my window and I fucking fell off my bed trying to get away from the source of the noise. It was disorientated but it flew away anyway. It happened once more that year, too, although the second time I was like "Again? -_-"
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 06 2008 09:06 GMT
#39
On June 06 2008 11:13 DrainX wrote:
The bird is gone now :S Have no idea where it went... Only thing I can think of is that someone picked it up :S gross...

some critters might've eat it. I've never seen a whole bird corpse that's old, it's either fresh dead or eaten up by ants or cats or w/e.
poor bird >_<
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Siefu
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia205 Posts
June 06 2008 16:12 GMT
#40
On June 06 2008 18:06 evanthebouncy! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2008 11:13 DrainX wrote:
The bird is gone now :S Have no idea where it went... Only thing I can think of is that someone picked it up :S gross...

some critters might've eat it. I've never seen a whole bird corpse that's old, it's either fresh dead or eaten up by ants or cats or w/e.
poor bird >_<

Must taste like chicken
He walks among us, but he is not one of us.
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
June 06 2008 20:07 GMT
#41
once my dad was driving me to new jersey and he hit a pigeon and it felt so heavy against the windshield and i felt pretty bad
but whatever, its just a pigeon
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