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I did a standup routine!!

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Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
June 01 2008 05:44 GMT
#1
A week ago or so I did a 20 minute standup comedy routine in front of a large crowd (1000+ ish?)

it went super well and i'm hoping to have a video of it soon!

wooo! :D :D

this post really doesn't have any substance to it, but i'm super pleased it went so well

****
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
June 01 2008 05:46 GMT
#2
good job
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 01 2008 05:47 GMT
#3
awe4some!
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 01 2008 05:52 GMT
#4
go dayy.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
June 01 2008 05:56 GMT
#5
Er, did you prepare for it? What was it for?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 01 2008 06:04 GMT
#6
On June 01 2008 14:56 micronesia wrote:
Er, did you prepare for it? What was it for?
no he did a comedy stand-up routine without preparing god micronesia GOD
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 01 2008 06:05 GMT
#7
tell us some jokes

standup jokes are never funny online though, lol
UNFUCK YOURSELF
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
June 01 2008 06:06 GMT
#8
On June 01 2008 15:04 yubee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2008 14:56 micronesia wrote:
Er, did you prepare for it? What was it for?
no he did a comedy stand-up routine without preparing god micronesia GOD

Er he made it sound like it was spur of the moment... I doubt he could pull it off 100% cold, but I was more asking how much time he had to prepared.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 01 2008 06:07 GMT
#9
On June 01 2008 15:06 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2008 15:04 yubee wrote:
On June 01 2008 14:56 micronesia wrote:
Er, did you prepare for it? What was it for?
no he did a comedy stand-up routine without preparing god micronesia GOD

Er he made it sound like it was spur of the moment... I doubt he could pull it off 100% cold, but I was more asking how much time he had to prepared.
why don't you go bowling you jerk
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
June 01 2008 06:08 GMT
#10
On June 01 2008 15:07 yubee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2008 15:06 micronesia wrote:
On June 01 2008 15:04 yubee wrote:
On June 01 2008 14:56 micronesia wrote:
Er, did you prepare for it? What was it for?
no he did a comedy stand-up routine without preparing god micronesia GOD

Er he made it sound like it was spur of the moment... I doubt he could pull it off 100% cold, but I was more asking how much time he had to prepared.
why don't you go bowling you jerk

Because the tournament isn't for a week and I won't need much prep to pwn and take the 6k.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 01 2008 06:14 GMT
#11
lookin' forward to a youtube vid in the near future ^^
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
June 01 2008 06:31 GMT
#12
hehehe woo!

i did a pretty solid amount of preparation for it

i spend alot of my day blowing things out of proportion in my mind into insanely exaggerated stories.

my routine was one of those lol
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 01 2008 06:49 GMT
#13
Awesome, I'm a huge, huge fan of standup comedy, doesn't matter who it is or what it is I always try to acquire and watch it. Looking forward to the video.

Any black jokes?
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 01 2008 07:04 GMT
#14
Good shit dude. My mother was a comedian for a period of time so I got somewhat involved in 'the scene'. It's a fair bit of pressure but when the crowd is laughing it's a great time.
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DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 01 2008 07:20 GMT
#15
did you use the wicker basket story?
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
July 22 2008 07:50 GMT
#16
Sorry to bump this but Day, do you have a video of this, or one of your other stand-up performances?
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 22 2008 07:57 GMT
#17
i always wanted to do standup

but i only ever thought of one joke and it sucked
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Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
July 22 2008 07:59 GMT
#18
On June 01 2008 15:31 Day[9] wrote:
hehehe woo!

i did a pretty solid amount of preparation for it

i spend alot of my day blowing things out of proportion in my mind into insanely exaggerated stories.

my routine was one of those lol


So like did you bust out the caught jerkin' it story and had them all in tears laughing?
It felt like gravity.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 22 2008 08:17 GMT
#19
On July 22 2008 16:57 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
i always wanted to do standup

but i only ever thought of one joke and it sucked


tell plz
UNFUCK YOURSELF
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 22 2008 08:20 GMT
#20
On July 22 2008 17:17 Nitrogen23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2008 16:57 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
i always wanted to do standup

but i only ever thought of one joke and it sucked


tell plz

no that was it

+ Show Spoiler +
okay it wasnt but im too sleepy to remember it right now, maybe tomorrow
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
July 22 2008 09:07 GMT
#21
On July 22 2008 17:20 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2008 17:17 Nitrogen23 wrote:
On July 22 2008 16:57 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
i always wanted to do standup

but i only ever thought of one joke and it sucked


tell plz

no that was it

+ Show Spoiler +
okay it wasnt but im too sleepy to remember it right now, maybe tomorrow

Lol every one of your posts is 'sorry I'm sleepy'

Dude go to bed rofl
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
July 22 2008 20:30 GMT
#22
i saw a really good improv show in chicago. i forgot what they were called
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
July 22 2008 20:51 GMT
#23
On July 23 2008 05:30 geometryb wrote:
i saw a really good improv show in chicago. i forgot what they were called



A+++++++++++++++ post!!!
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Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 23 2008 02:12 GMT
#24
You gonna put the video of it up any time soon?
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 23 2008 02:53 GMT
#25
gj
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 23 2008 03:53 GMT
#26
man thats a dream of mine. someday... someday...
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 23 2008 04:16 GMT
#27
did you use your jacking off story?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
July 24 2008 04:40 GMT
#28
Ughh, I don't think Day is going to see this.

I'll PM him in a little bit.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 24 2008 16:21 GMT
#29
On July 23 2008 05:30 geometryb wrote:
i saw a really good improv show in chicago. i forgot what they were called

yeah i once saw a thing too. was kinda cool
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
July 24 2008 23:26 GMT
#30
On July 25 2008 01:21 Kennigit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2008 05:30 geometryb wrote:
i saw a really good improv show in chicago. i forgot what they were called

yeah i once saw a thing too. was kinda cool


no way! me too!
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ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
July 24 2008 23:59 GMT
#31
snow, if he gets ur pm and has vid post link here . or have him do it plz
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