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nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-12 21:31:07
May 12 2008 21:28 GMT
#1
Yes, you see teamliquid I'm in sort of a dilemmma. There are too many hot girls in my school, I broke the 2-week record of non-masturbation by, well, masturbating. Its too hard when there are too many hot girls in your school strolling through the hallways. I've decided to take action instead writh in my sexual agony. I'm a decent normal person I'm not afraid to talk to people although sometimes I am but that depends on the sitaution. I don't really know a good way to approach a random hot girl so I am asking you people, the pimpsters of Tl.net, how do I pick up girls?

I know there have been alot of posts about this, although I can't seem to find one.....

BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 12 2008 21:31 GMT
#2
Club 'em then drag them to your cave. Roll it old school never fails.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
May 12 2008 21:31 GMT
#3
Ok I didn't come here for jokes, please give me advice and suggestions.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
May 12 2008 21:37 GMT
#4
3 beginner tips:
isolate her from her friends,
repeat her name in conversation,
suddenly put her down
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
May 12 2008 21:40 GMT
#5
The easiest way to talk to girls is to well... err.... talk to them?
Hi
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-12 21:40:54
May 12 2008 21:40 GMT
#6
dude picking up chicks at school is really easy, especially if they're in your same class. Ask if they've done an assignment or go to the library to work on something, there are so many possibilities for small talk because you already share something in common.
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
May 12 2008 21:41 GMT
#7
On May 13 2008 06:37 Binky1842 wrote:
3 beginner tips:
isolate her from her friends,
repeat her name in conversation,
suddenly put her down


ah, the repeat the name thing is a good idea. just don't do it purposely...
Sup
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 12 2008 21:46 GMT
#8
One word: confidence. Have confidence, learn to maintain eye contact, and execute.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
May 12 2008 21:47 GMT
#9
Kennigit's guide
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
May 12 2008 21:47 GMT
#10
execute them? I don't think he's into necrophilia. I could be wrong.

UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
May 12 2008 21:50 GMT
#11
Just go up to random hot girl and say "Hey" and look her in the eye, not the boobs. Seems to work for me.
...
NathanSC
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States620 Posts
May 12 2008 21:59 GMT
#12
No, you clearly need to look in the woman's boobs. Women love that.

Hint: They don't.
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-12 22:23:54
May 12 2008 22:19 GMT
#13
Like our primitive friends used to(continue) do: Grab 'em and swing by branches into a high away place, then,... well, use your imagination.
+ Show Spoiler +
look at the show: Keys to the VIP, although they teach you there how to pick-up at clubs and parties, although those could be anywhere, right?
here i'll link you to a episode of what nice guys do and what NOT to do
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
May 12 2008 23:01 GMT
#14
Go up to a random girl and make fun of her in a jokingly way maybe what she's wearing. If she responds negatively don't say "i'm sorry i was joking" makes you sound like a noob instead say something like "wow i was joking where's your sense of humor?"

If you're in the same room with her, wait for 2mins, and say something like "I've been in here for half an hour, and you still haven't said hi or greeted me yet. Is my awesomeness intimidating you?"
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
May 12 2008 23:02 GMT
#15
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your junk in that box
Step 3: Have her open the box

Ya, it works.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-12 23:15:25
May 12 2008 23:12 GMT
#16
if you see a girl u like in the library or any public place.

1: approach her
2: ask her questions ( not irrelevant questions)
3: make jokes ( extremely important they are actually FUNNY) girls look for that. I actually think this is the most important step, make her laugh.
4: tell her you gotta go and ask for her number ( Ex: i gotta meet up with some friends ),
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 12 2008 23:15 GMT
#17
just find somethng to talk about ( could be any random thing really) and just take it from there, thas how i do it usually, but it requires your abnility to find conversatin when it could be diffuclt to find
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 12 2008 23:16 GMT
#18
wokrs good with most girls, sometimes its harder though, since it coems dwon to how talkative the girl is, and how easily you can get the conversation to flow.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20007 Posts
May 12 2008 23:27 GMT
#19
Watch the keys to the VIP shit, its a good example of what you should be doing
a) alpha male = win (ooze confidence basically)
b) make them laugh
c) tease them
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-12 23:47:18
May 12 2008 23:40 GMT
#20
you just gotta figure out what girls want, and what you got to offer, then you play the field where your offer works best.

personally i keep alot of mystery aobut myself, and mostly ask them questions

alot of the time girls pick me up tho LOL
hello there
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 12 2008 23:56 GMT
#21
When you talk to girls, don't be self centered.
TeNken.1
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States226 Posts
May 13 2008 00:07 GMT
#22
I think the most important thing is to relax and don't expect anything. If you have the mindset of just trying to talk to a girl and not trying to necessarily "pick her up", then it takes off a lot of the pressure.
A lot of times if you're casual your game will just come out naturally, like "Oh hey we're going out to karaoke tonite - wanna come?"

Plus if you're nonchalant, the girl will usually let her guard down and it gives you a chance to get to know her & figure out if YOU like HER or not, instead of just going up to some random hot chick (who you may not like personality wise) and getting rejected.

"The G-Don is the official family hitman."
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 13 2008 01:25 GMT
#23
First reads:

http://www.wikihow.com/Sweep-a-Girl-off-Her-Feet
http://www.wikihow.com/Ask-a-Girl-Out
http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt

Which leads to:

http://www.wikihow.com/French-Kiss
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Out-for-the-First-Time
http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-First-Kiss

Once you are there this could come in handy:

http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection

Yet Most Importantly:

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Your-Girlfriend-to-Play-Video-Games


Have fun
NatsuTerran
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States364 Posts
May 13 2008 01:26 GMT
#24
On May 13 2008 09:07 TeNken.1 wrote:
I think the most important thing is to relax and don't expect anything. If you have the mindset of just trying to talk to a girl and not trying to necessarily "pick her up", then it takes off a lot of the pressure.


This.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 13 2008 01:38 GMT
#25
On May 13 2008 08:27 decafchicken wrote:
Watch the keys to the VIP shit, its a good example of what you should be doing
a) alpha male = win (ooze confidence basically)
b) make them laugh
c) tease them


As simple as this may seem, it works.

Random girls flirt with me and I'm like "gtfo noobs I'm taken" and they're like "no wonder equi you're such a sexy guy"











































For future reference the latter part does not happen EVER
^-^
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
May 13 2008 01:59 GMT
#26
On May 13 2008 06:28 nimysa wrote:
Yes, you see teamliquid I'm in sort of a dilemmma. There are too many hot girls in my school, I broke the 2-week record of non-masturbation by, well, masturbating. Its too hard when there are too many hot girls in your school strolling through the hallways. I've decided to take action instead writh in my sexual agony. I'm a decent normal person I'm not afraid to talk to people although sometimes I am but that depends on the sitaution. I don't really know a good way to approach a random hot girl so I am asking you people, the pimpsters of Tl.net, how do I pick up girls?

I know there have been alot of posts about this, although I can't seem to find one.....

..ohh the irony
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
zachmorris
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States106 Posts
May 13 2008 02:08 GMT
#27
confidence is definitely key. Almost think of it as attacking them as you approach. Try to intimidate them with confidence. Also, make them come to you. You should make a girl feel like she has to work to get you not the other way around.
I hate zach morris
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24634 Posts
May 13 2008 02:41 GMT
#28
Exuding confidence is good and all, but that alone won't do much for you. There's a bit more to it. I say this because I exude confidence but...

On May 13 2008 08:01 YanGpaN wrote:
If you're in the same room with her, wait for 2mins, and say something like "I've been in here for half an hour, and you still haven't said hi or greeted me yet. Is my awesomeness intimidating you?"

Haha that's a joke I hope.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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