Yes, you see teamliquid I'm in sort of a dilemmma. There are too many hot girls in my school, I broke the 2-week record of non-masturbation by, well, masturbating. Its too hard when there are too many hot girls in your school strolling through the hallways. I've decided to take action instead writh in my sexual agony. I'm a decent normal person I'm not afraid to talk to people although sometimes I am but that depends on the sitaution. I don't really know a good way to approach a random hot girl so I am asking you people, the pimpsters of Tl.net, how do I pick up girls?

I know there have been alot of posts about this, although I can't seem to find one.....

BuGzlToOnl

United States5918 Posts

May 12 2008 21:31 GMT

Club 'em then drag them to your cave. Roll it old school never fails.

nimysa

United States383 Posts

May 12 2008 21:31 GMT

Ok I didn't come here for jokes, please give me advice and suggestions.

Binky1842

United States2599 Posts

May 12 2008 21:37 GMT

3 beginner tips:
isolate her from her friends,
repeat her name in conversation,
suddenly put her down

kidd

United States2848 Posts

May 12 2008 21:40 GMT

The easiest way to talk to girls is to well... err.... talk to them?

LuckyFool

United States9015 Posts

May 12 2008 21:40 GMT

dude picking up chicks at school is really easy, especially if they're in your same class. Ask if they've done an assignment or go to the library to work on something, there are so many possibilities for small talk because you already share something in common.

avilo

United States4100 Posts

May 12 2008 21:41 GMT

On May 13 2008 06:37 Binky1842 wrote:
3 beginner tips:
isolate her from her friends,
repeat her name in conversation,
suddenly put her down

ah, the repeat the name thing is a good idea. just don't do it purposely...

ilovezil

United States4143 Posts

May 12 2008 21:46 GMT

One word: confidence. Have confidence, learn to maintain eye contact, and execute.

FirstBorn

Romania3955 Posts

May 12 2008 21:47 GMT

Kennigit's guide

gg_hertzz

2152 Posts

May 12 2008 21:47 GMT

#10

execute them? I don't think he's into necrophilia. I could be wrong.

UmmTheHobo

United States650 Posts

May 12 2008 21:50 GMT

#11

Just go up to random hot girl and say "Hey" and look her in the eye, not the boobs. Seems to work for me.

NathanSC

United States620 Posts

May 12 2008 21:59 GMT

#12

No, you clearly need to look in the woman's boobs. Women love that.

Hint: They don't.

thoraxe

United States1449 Posts

May 12 2008 22:19 GMT

#13

Like our primitive friends used to(continue) do: Grab 'em and swing by branches into a high away place, then,... well, use your imagination.
+ Show Spoiler +

look at the show: Keys to the VIP, although they teach you there how to pick-up at clubs and parties, although those could be anywhere, right?
here i'll link you to a episode of what nice guys do and what NOT to do

YPang

United States4024 Posts

May 12 2008 23:01 GMT

#14

Go up to a random girl and make fun of her in a jokingly way maybe what she's wearing. If she responds negatively don't say "i'm sorry i was joking" makes you sound like a noob instead say something like "wow i was joking where's your sense of humor?"

If you're in the same room with her, wait for 2mins, and say something like "I've been in here for half an hour, and you still haven't said hi or greeted me yet. Is my awesomeness intimidating you?"

Titusmaster6

United States5937 Posts

May 12 2008 23:02 GMT

#15

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your junk in that box
Step 3: Have her open the box

Ya, it works.

ilj.psa

Peru3081 Posts

May 12 2008 23:12 GMT

#16

if you see a girl u like in the library or any public place.

1: approach her
2: ask her questions ( not irrelevant questions)
3: make jokes ( extremely important they are actually FUNNY) girls look for that. I actually think this is the most important step, make her laugh.
4: tell her you gotta go and ask for her number ( Ex: i gotta meet up with some friends ),

MoNKeYSpanKeR

United States2869 Posts

May 12 2008 23:15 GMT

#17

just find somethng to talk about ( could be any random thing really) and just take it from there, thas how i do it usually, but it requires your abnility to find conversatin when it could be diffuclt to find

MoNKeYSpanKeR

United States2869 Posts

May 12 2008 23:16 GMT

#18

wokrs good with most girls, sometimes its harder though, since it coems dwon to how talkative the girl is, and how easily you can get the conversation to flow.

decafchicken

United States20152 Posts

May 12 2008 23:27 GMT

#19

Watch the keys to the VIP shit, its a good example of what you should be doing
a) alpha male = win (ooze confidence basically)
b) make them laugh
c) tease them

MarklarMarklar

Fiji1823 Posts

May 12 2008 23:40 GMT

#20

you just gotta figure out what girls want, and what you got to offer, then you play the field where your offer works best.

personally i keep alot of mystery aobut myself, and mostly ask them questions

alot of the time girls pick me up tho LOL