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lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 29 2008 17:16 GMT
#1
i was round my girls house the other day and she went to the toilet so i started looking through her folders on the laptop and i found like 30 pictures of fire bat hero im not even joking, there were in this shoppping folder and shes like edited them to make it look like hes holding her hand and hugging her and stuff, is that normal for girls to do?

*
dance like no ones looking!
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
April 29 2008 17:19 GMT
#2
If you're going to bullshit, do it properly
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
April 29 2008 17:20 GMT
#3
hm better start wearing glasses and dancing like a faggot after every menial task you complete successfully bucko
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 29 2008 17:20 GMT
#4
On April 30 2008 02:19 Elric_ wrote:
If you're going to bullshit, do it properly


banned.
dance like no ones looking!
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-29 17:21:27
April 29 2008 17:20 GMT
#5
Look on the bright side, she won't object to paying for a trip to Korea =)
EDIT: An SC related trip.
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 29 2008 17:22 GMT
#6
On April 30 2008 02:20 FrozenArbiter wrote:

EDIT: An SC related trip.

OH MY GOD FIX THIS IT BUGS ME SO MUCH
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 29 2008 17:27 GMT
#7
Actually, if you pronounce SC as the letters S & C instead of Starcraft then "an" is fine.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
April 29 2008 17:27 GMT
#8
On April 30 2008 02:20 lod-mika wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 02:19 Elric_ wrote:
If you're going to bullshit, do it properly


banned.

You can ban someone from your blog??
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
April 29 2008 17:30 GMT
#9
On April 30 2008 02:20 vGl-CoW wrote:
hm better start wearing glasses and dancing like a faggot after every menial task you complete successfully bucko

Use it or lose it
LeafHouse
Profile Joined June 2007
United States185 Posts
April 29 2008 17:31 GMT
#10
I love these^^

that's tough dude, real tough.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
April 29 2008 17:34 GMT
#11
It's just FBH. you still have a chance
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 29 2008 17:37 GMT
#12
On April 30 2008 02:34 o3.power91 wrote:
It's just FBH. you still have a chance


are u joking? fbh is one of the sexiest terrans that ever lived i have nochance. she doesn't know that i have 100's of pictures of tossgirl though so i dont mind
dance like no ones looking!
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
April 29 2008 17:37 GMT
#13
ahahhahahaha you are beeing cheated whit FBH!
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 29 2008 17:38 GMT
#14
On April 30 2008 02:34 o3.power91 wrote:
It's just FBH. you still have a chance


Ahaha

And btw I currently hold the #2 Reach fan spot. BACK OFF. >:@
^-^
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
April 29 2008 17:45 GMT
#15
On April 30 2008 02:37 lod-mika wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 02:34 o3.power91 wrote:
It's just FBH. you still have a chance


are u joking? fbh is one of the sexiest terrans that ever lived i have nochance. she doesn't know that i have 100's of pictures of tossgirl though so i dont mind

You'll never win with that mindset
Btw, be glad its not Reach lol
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
April 29 2008 17:46 GMT
#16
Good to know you ban anyone who calls you out. This story is obviously made up.
Moderator
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
April 29 2008 17:48 GMT
#17
On April 30 2008 02:38 Equinox_kr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 02:34 o3.power91 wrote:
It's just FBH. you still have a chance


Ahaha

And btw I currently hold the #2 Reach fan spot. BACK OFF. >:@

Hows this?
parkin
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
1089 Posts
April 29 2008 17:52 GMT
#18
On April 30 2008 02:46 Chill wrote:
Good to know you ban anyone who calls you out. This story is obviously made up.

proof?
mostly harmless
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6775 Posts
April 29 2008 18:31 GMT
#19
On April 30 2008 02:52 parkin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 02:46 Chill wrote:
Good to know you ban anyone who calls you out. This story is obviously made up.

proof?

shouldnt you ask the op for proof
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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
April 29 2008 19:08 GMT
#20
First off, smell the mouse she is using.

A) smells like fish, your gf might be fingering herself to FBH go to option #1
B) smells like lotion, bad news, the lotion is for jerking some other guy. go to option #2
C) smells like nothing, nothing probably happened, go to option #3

Options
#1 put a thin layer of peroxide on the mouse. when ever she feels the urge to masturbate to FBH shes going to feel the burn..

#2 reformat her harddrive.

#3 your girlfriend is just being stupid and trying to make your jealous. perform option #1.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
April 29 2008 19:15 GMT
#21
On April 30 2008 02:46 Chill wrote:
Good to know you ban anyone who calls you out. This story is obviously made up.


Hey what the fuck FBH is amazing it's just that everyone on TL.net misunderstands his genius there's a good chance this is true.
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
April 29 2008 19:23 GMT
#22
Walk in one day wearing no shirt and an inflatable donut around your waist.
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
April 29 2008 19:29 GMT
#23
On April 30 2008 04:08 itzme_petey wrote:
First off, smell the mouse she is using.

A) smells like fish, your gf might be fingering herself to FBH go to option #1
B) smells like lotion, bad news, the lotion is for jerking some other guy. go to option #2
C) smells like nothing, nothing probably happened, go to option #3

Options
#1 put a thin layer of peroxide on the mouse. when ever she feels the urge to masturbate to FBH shes going to feel the burn..

#2 reformat her harddrive.

#3 your girlfriend is just being stupid and trying to make your jealous. perform option #1.


Dude, that was hilarious!

D) Smells like man perfume. Your gf is doing blowjobs while the guy is browsing FBH pictures. go to option #4.

#4 show her the Tossgirl pics and say you lick the monitor while watching them. She might get jealous and leave the other guy and FBH altogether.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
April 29 2008 20:08 GMT
#24
Post the picks you found?
"Oh no, I got you with your pants... on your face... That's not how you wear pants." - Nintu, catching 1 hatch lurks.
Response
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States1937 Posts
April 29 2008 20:16 GMT
#25
On April 30 2008 04:08 itzme_petey wrote:
First off, smell the mouse she is using.

A) smells like fish, your gf might be fingering herself to FBH go to option #1
B) smells like lotion, bad news, the lotion is for jerking some other guy. go to option #2
C) smells like nothing, nothing probably happened, go to option #3

Options
#1 put a thin layer of peroxide on the mouse. when ever she feels the urge to masturbate to FBH shes going to feel the burn..

#2 reformat her harddrive.

#3 your girlfriend is just being stupid and trying to make your jealous. perform option #1.



err i got lost at C)
the REAL ReSpOnSe
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
April 29 2008 20:31 GMT
#26
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.
Shit happens and then you die
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-29 20:53:56
April 29 2008 20:48 GMT
#27
1) your full of shit.
2) shes crazy and you need to dump her.

I dont care who the photo is of if shes editing it to make it look like their holding hands and huggin shes fucking insane.

GG

Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
April 29 2008 20:52 GMT
#28
On April 30 2008 05:31 PissedOffEmo wrote:
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.

Shit happens and then you die
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
April 29 2008 21:30 GMT
#29
On April 30 2008 05:52 PissedOffEmo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 05:31 PissedOffEmo wrote:
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.


Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6775 Posts
April 29 2008 22:54 GMT
#30
On April 30 2008 05:48 nofAcedAgent wrote:
Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf


lol yeah gayest british word ever
Graphics
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
April 29 2008 23:31 GMT
#31
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:53 GMT
#32
On April 30 2008 02:46 Chill wrote:
Good to know you ban anyone who calls you out. This story is obviously made up.


banned.
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:55 GMT
#33
On April 30 2008 05:31 PissedOffEmo wrote:
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.


banned. emo.
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:56 GMT
#34
On April 30 2008 05:08 Phyre wrote:
Post the picks you found?


i don't have them, and i wouldn't show a randomer my girlfriend anyway
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:57 GMT
#35
On April 30 2008 05:48 nofAcedAgent wrote:
1) your full of shit.
2) shes crazy and you need to dump her.

I dont care who the photo is of if shes editing it to make it look like their holding hands and huggin shes fucking insane.

GG

Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf


banned.
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:58 GMT
#36
On April 30 2008 08:31 Narrator wrote:
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?


we watch lots of sc vods together and its her favourite player
dance like no ones looking!
demonic_phate
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States442 Posts
April 30 2008 11:52 GMT
#37
On April 30 2008 19:58 lod-mika wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 08:31 Narrator wrote:
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?


we watch lots of sc vods together and its her favourite player

I guess it would be logical for him to be her favorite player
his ceremonies might be cute or something to her as opposed to extremely insulting (and quite disturbing)
BusyP
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 11:56 GMT
#38
On April 30 2008 20:52 demonic_phate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 19:58 lod-mika wrote:
On April 30 2008 08:31 Narrator wrote:
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?


we watch lots of sc vods together and its her favourite player

I guess it would be logical for him to be her favorite player
his ceremonies might be cute or something to her as opposed to extremely insulting (and quite disturbing)


my girlfriend isn't like that, i think she just fancies him anyway. i think fbh is well funny, did you watch him on bnet attack? hes like telling this protoss to drop a zealot to kill all his vultures cause they were on mines. lol then he double nuked him
dance like no ones looking!
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 30 2008 21:45 GMT
#39
On April 30 2008 07:54 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 05:48 nofAcedAgent wrote:
Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf


lol yeah gayest british word ever


ah sod off you bunch of arses.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32135 Posts
April 30 2008 21:55 GMT
#40
LOLLLLL BANNED
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
April 30 2008 22:42 GMT
#41
hes surely using his blog to abuse his authority.BANNED!
SNSD fan
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
April 30 2008 23:04 GMT
#42
Please don't ban me from your blog. I like posting here
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
May 01 2008 10:24 GMT
#43
aww you got SERVED
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Play
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia608 Posts
May 01 2008 11:07 GMT
#44
this made my day =]

his blogs were so annoying ><
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Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
May 01 2008 19:00 GMT
#45
hahahaha
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
May 02 2008 01:11 GMT
#46
banned.
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Carefree
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United States1571 Posts
May 02 2008 02:14 GMT
#47
Ban meeee too?
DebOnAire - 「 Bisu[Shield] 」
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
May 02 2008 03:16 GMT
#48
On May 02 2008 11:14 Carefree Me wrote:
Ban meeee too?


banned.
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