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I have sucessfully stopped masterbating

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nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-17 00:33:59
April 17 2008 00:16 GMT
#1
Yes, a great achievement considering the time of the year, a time where the seductive creatures that roam my school hallways reveal their flesh and muscle. Their silky hair flows as the very girls themselves part their lips and tongues and tear themselves open for a new way living upon the tide of the new summer season. No longer shall I sit in torment with my saliva dripping from my mouth, no longer shall I have the urge to lick and gently bite the necks of beautiful girls and caress them endlessly. I shall no longer urge myself to feverishly kiss them or imagine myself so in my deep mind, for I have battled it like the men whom survive like the warriors of another time. Yes I am proud of say that I have sucessfully boycotted masterbation for 2 weeks and instead on going to bed to finish any unfinished business; I instead busy myself with playing quick and swift games of PvZ on Troy while wailing in agony to the roars and tearings of endless infinite hydralisk breaks. The torment seems to never cease to exist. But I am conquering my inner demon, no longer shall the spots of my bed be filled with white wavy liquid that will carry my future legacy, for I am winning proudly againts my desires. I do not look at those sirens, those feminine beauties that fill my school hallways, with the same hunger and urge as I did in times past; for I am winning and I know of it.

StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
April 17 2008 00:19 GMT
#2
What compelled you to do such a thing?
Retired BW Noob
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
April 17 2008 00:20 GMT
#3
Liar

And when you say that you are "winning and you know it," do you mean your PvZ's on Troy?
Trucy Wright is hot
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
April 17 2008 00:27 GMT
#4
On April 17 2008 09:20 Purind wrote:
Liar

And when you say that you are "winning and you know it," do you mean your PvZ's on Troy?

Not masturbating, and I have successfully suceeded the Anti-fap movement which couldn't last a week.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 17 2008 00:28 GMT
#5
im right there with you. havent fapped for a week. :D
Warbux
Profile Joined April 2008
47 Posts
April 17 2008 00:28 GMT
#6
i dont get it..... if its not masturbating, then what is masterbating...
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
April 17 2008 00:32 GMT
#7
On April 17 2008 09:19 StarN wrote:
What compelled you to do such a thing?

I understand your concern my fellow man, but I ventured out into the world and realized how penetrating it was, it was like a behemoth and I stood like a simpleton beneath its might. The world had in its left hand beautiful women that I could not have, and then I realized my agony and distress. I wailed and lay in disarray as my perverted mind could not comprehend the madness that was my fate. I grew restless as it seems to be growing but I decided to fight it back, I only desire to gaze upon the breasts of one girl and one women for that is enough of me, the torture of my perverse mind was more pain then gain. I went up to the world and looked upon in its eyes and that was when I understood what had to be done for the sake of my agony.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9946 Posts
April 17 2008 00:33 GMT
#8
On April 17 2008 09:28 Warbux wrote:
i dont get it..... if its not masturbating, then what is masterbating...

LOL
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
April 17 2008 00:34 GMT
#9
On April 17 2008 09:28 Raithed wrote:
im right there with you. havent fapped for a week. :D


Forgot to tell you lol. I stopped on day 7 :X
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
April 17 2008 00:35 GMT
#10
Sucks for you
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
April 17 2008 00:36 GMT
#11
On April 17 2008 09:28 Warbux wrote:
i dont get it..... if its not masturbating, then what is masterbating...

Don't you get it you pitiful fool? Its a play on words, a master-baiter is one that can bait the fish of the lakes like any other, his swift dexterous hands find no walls, no barriers in the flesh of the fish. A masturbater on the other hand is one swift with his special small gift and his desire to mate.
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-17 00:39:38
April 17 2008 00:39 GMT
#12
I need you to train me nimysa
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
April 17 2008 00:41 GMT
#13
On April 17 2008 09:35 fusionsdf wrote:
Sucks for you

The desire to mate and release a man's perverse imagination unto the physical realm is understandable, I am aware of its benefits. But you gain a sick mind, and you pain yourself, for when you have 1 women, you cannot stare at that women with your life for you must have an endless supply of other seductive women to gaze at and breasts to lick and kiss.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
April 17 2008 00:51 GMT
#14
It's not pervert, it is natural. The very thought of pervert on this makes me feel sad for you.
You probably will live a very forced life. GOod luck!
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Agavond
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
448 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-17 00:57:21
April 17 2008 00:51 GMT
#15
Ever wondered why you started getting wet dreams? Haha

Your body is designed very complex--when masturbating your glades get cleared. But when you stop, your body will automatically send signals to your brain registering full sperm sack. Though it's partially because of this build up that wet dreams occur but not always the case.

Edit: On a health note, it's also correlated with reducing the chances of receiving testicle cancer. I'm sure if you look it up you'll see it provides more than stimulates.
O.oSins Since Op Cal
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20007 Posts
April 17 2008 00:52 GMT
#16
so....you're gay?
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-17 00:55:53
April 17 2008 00:53 GMT
#17
On April 17 2008 09:51 evanthebouncy! wrote:
It's not pervert, it is natural. The very thought of pervert on this makes me feel sad for you.
You probably will live a very forced life. GOod luck!

Wow!! Can you please care to explain your assumption as to how I will live a forced life? Endless masturbation is not natural and you do become sort of a pervert being a former one myself. If you can't realize the bad effects it has then............
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
April 17 2008 01:00 GMT
#18
To fap, or not to fap. That is the question.
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 17 2008 01:03 GMT
#19
Prepare to ask a mod to change the thread title.
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ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Reflex
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada703 Posts
April 17 2008 01:03 GMT
#20
On April 17 2008 09:53 nimysa wrote:
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On April 17 2008 09:51 evanthebouncy! wrote:
It's not pervert, it is natural. The very thought of pervert on this makes me feel sad for you.
You probably will live a very forced life. GOod luck!

Wow!! Can you please care to explain your assumption as to how I will live a forced life? Endless masturbation is not natural and you do become sort of a pervert being a former one myself. If you can't realize the bad effects it has then............



Masturbation has no bad side effects.
Source: Any article you could ever Google.

Not that I've done any such thing.
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