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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
March 28 2008 04:26 GMT
#1
So i am sitting here at 12:24 watching retarded youtube video,s some of my new favorites happen to be the arby n chief ones, which are hilarious.

In one episode Master Chief decides he wants recon armer and the hilariousness insues.


Around 5 minutes ago some dumb kid in one of my classes asks me to pikc him up a pack of new ports on my way to school, he's 17, i'm 18. I say to him "no im lazy"

his resposne = pure masterchief gold.
+ Show Spoiler +
"wow yo plzzzzzzzzz"

shit made me start laughing out loud.

<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
March 28 2008 04:26 GMT
#2
If you watch the video you will understand the retardedness.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
xBTx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada542 Posts
March 28 2008 04:31 GMT
#3
my brother used to say lololololololololol out loud sometimes, so I kind of understand.
stuffing feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
March 28 2008 04:51 GMT
#4
What do you mean by a pack of new ports?
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 05:36:49
March 28 2008 04:56 GMT
#5
On March 28 2008 13:51 thoraxe wrote:
What do you mean by a pack of new ports?


They're cigarettes.

The videos are pretty funny. Definitely true of what kids are like on XBL.

I just watched the video in the OP, and it made me realize how much I can't stand Bungie fanboys, or Halo fanboys. They make me sick.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
March 28 2008 05:01 GMT
#6
XD my friends and I quote zero punctuation every once in a while.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
March 28 2008 05:17 GMT
#7
lol@ his plan
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
March 28 2008 05:54 GMT
#8
rofl there awesome set of videos theres 6 episodes of arby n chief and 3 more things about masterchief if you want to watch them
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 06:34:03
March 28 2008 06:25 GMT
#9
xD
arbiter is so awesome
he's a great contrast to master chief
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
March 28 2008 08:01 GMT
#10
wow that was so....
...boring ;(
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
March 28 2008 08:39 GMT
#11
On March 28 2008 13:56 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 13:51 thoraxe wrote:
What do you mean by a pack of new ports?


They're cigarettes.

The videos are pretty funny. Definitely true of what kids are like on XBL.

I just watched the video in the OP, and it made me realize how much I can't stand Bungie fanboys, or Halo fanboys. They make me sick.


I agree
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
March 28 2008 12:01 GMT
#12
A few months ago my nickname was Master Chief (not by choice, I have barely ever even played Halo).
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
March 28 2008 13:25 GMT
#13
On March 28 2008 21:01 micronesia wrote:
A few months ago my nickname was Master Chief (not by choice, I have barely ever even played Halo).

why did you get that nick name?
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
March 28 2008 15:31 GMT
#14
On March 28 2008 22:25 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 21:01 micronesia wrote:
A few months ago my nickname was Master Chief (not by choice, I have barely ever even played Halo).

why did you get that nick name?

Some students were convinced (for some reason) that I was getting Halo 3 and were joking around.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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