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geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
March 10 2008 07:53 GMT
#1
someone missed the toilet while shitting. it is all over the place. what the fuck. is your asshole not where it's supposed to be? how does this even happen? the bathroom smells now.



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YoUr_KiLLeR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States3420 Posts
March 10 2008 07:57 GMT
#2
rofl.
what the fuck do you have to say for yourself now you protoss jackass can you retaliate in any way
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
March 10 2008 07:57 GMT
#3
Prehensile anus.
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jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5520 Posts
March 10 2008 07:58 GMT
#4
Maybe they meant to miss so they could hear you post about it on tl? Bahahahaha
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Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
March 10 2008 08:01 GMT
#5
Man I fucking hate this bullshit! My gf's little brother has a friend come over every now and then and I fucking swear every time he takes a shit he shits all over the back of the toilet and then does a horrible job of cleaning it up. I FUCKING HATE IT!
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 10 2008 08:01 GMT
#6
Noobs can't aim.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
March 10 2008 08:02 GMT
#7
geometryb you are one of my greatest battle.net friends
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-10 08:39:13
March 10 2008 08:38 GMT
#8
it happens when they have explosive diarrhea due to toxin or infection, they hold it for a while then they can't, they don't make it, and it's everywhere.. .. stay away from that bathroom, it's nasty, you could be next.. lol
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
March 10 2008 09:08 GMT
#9
so what's the best way to wipe your ass? like literally wiping it just smudges it -__-

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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
March 10 2008 09:10 GMT
#10
This blog is awesome
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Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
March 10 2008 09:40 GMT
#11
rofl great blog post
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
March 10 2008 10:11 GMT
#12
Ahh, well we have a sign in the toilets at my uni. It is similar to this

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Now when I first saw this, I loled and figured I should show my friend. He turns to me and goes, yeah where Im from (hes asian), our toilets are different, so when people come over, they are not sure how to use the toilet and many think they are supposed to stand on the seat and squat like that.

Now I believe a similar situation has occured here. Someone has literrally stood on the seat and taken a squat. Now if youve got explosive diahrea, you can see how this might be a problem.

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Its actually quite a common sign in public toilets, because it really is a problem. People just dont know how to properly use a toilet.


Now to finish off this post, somehting funny.

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Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
March 10 2008 10:19 GMT
#13
On March 10 2008 19:11 Fen wrote:
Ahh, well we have a sign in the toilets at my uni. It is similar to this

[image loading]


Now when I first saw this, I loled and figured I should show my friend. He turns to me and goes, yeah where Im from (hes asian), our toilets are different, so when people come over, they are not sure how to use the toilet and many think they are supposed to stand on the seat and squat like that.

Now I believe a similar situation has occured here. Someone has literrally stood on the seat and taken a squat. Now if youve got explosive diahrea, you can see how this might be a problem.

[image loading]


Its actually quite a common sign in public toilets, because it really is a problem. People just dont know how to properly use a toilet.


Now to finish off this post, somehting funny.

[image loading]




lold so hard at last pic
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
March 10 2008 10:25 GMT
#14
WTF is going on in the last frame of the 3rd picture? LOL
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
March 10 2008 11:00 GMT
#15
On March 10 2008 19:25 Motiva wrote:
WTF is going on in the last frame of the 3rd picture? LOL


he's pissing like a dog lol
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
March 10 2008 11:07 GMT
#16
LOL
dude someone puked on the 2nd toilet in my house the other day and the 1st toilet was occupied.
so i had to uber-squat to take a shit

man were my thighs fucking tired

good luck cleaning the toilet too btw
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Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
March 10 2008 11:41 GMT
#17
Great topic.

Asian toilets are generally fucking terrible. However, the worst-conditioned toilet I have ever seen was in a boat trip out to the Great Barrier Reef. An extravagant buffet was served mid-way on the trip. However, by the time most people were tucking into their ice-creams and banoffee pies, the sea got reallly choppy. I'm not talking about a few bumps or bounces, more like it was impossible to walk straight without holding on to something.

Cue 150 extremely pale tourists stampeding to one of the three toilets due to seasickness. When I finally managed to get in the toilet, there was literally sick EVERYWHERE. On the floor, the walls, the sink. And let's not talk about the smell. :/ It's making me queasy thinking about it.

I just felt sorry for whoever had to clean that up.......
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
March 10 2008 13:09 GMT
#18
On March 10 2008 19:25 Motiva wrote:
WTF is going on in the last frame of the 3rd picture? LOL


Im more concerned about the the pic next to that.. FISHING FOR SHIT LOL.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32084 Posts
March 10 2008 14:22 GMT
#19
On March 10 2008 20:41 Elric_ wrote:
Great topic.

Asian toilets are generally fucking terrible. However, the worst-conditioned toilet I have ever seen was in a boat trip out to the Great Barrier Reef. An extravagant buffet was served mid-way on the trip. However, by the time most people were tucking into their ice-creams and banoffee pies, the sea got reallly choppy. I'm not talking about a few bumps or bounces, more like it was impossible to walk straight without holding on to something.

Cue 150 extremely pale tourists stampeding to one of the three toilets due to seasickness. When I finally managed to get in the toilet, there was literally sick EVERYWHERE. On the floor, the walls, the sink. And let's not talk about the smell. :/ It's making me queasy thinking about it.

I just felt sorry for whoever had to clean that up.......


Yeah, I was gonna say, the worst toilets I've ever seen are always when I go deepsea fishing. Vomiting, hell even dropping a duece in choppy waves, makes for an unpleasant and messy expereince.
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Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
March 10 2008 14:44 GMT
#20
o_O the last pics.

uhhhhh........
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
March 10 2008 15:03 GMT
#21
Rofl, if you can't get your poop in the bowl you are an epic failure.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
March 10 2008 16:12 GMT
#22
omg the fact that some people might climb the toilet coz 'they think thats how your supposed to shit' made me LOL!
the only reason i'd do some funky stunt like that would be if the toilet was dirty.
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
March 10 2008 16:24 GMT
#23
i fucking hate the toilets in korea
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
March 10 2008 16:43 GMT
#24
bad micro
good vibes only
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32084 Posts
March 10 2008 16:51 GMT
#25
On March 11 2008 01:12 niteReloaded wrote:
omg the fact that some people might climb the toilet coz 'they think thats how your supposed to shit' made me LOL!
the only reason i'd do some funky stunt like that would be if the toilet was dirty.


Lol, it's like an extreme version of the hover that you do in public restrooms. I'd be too afraid that I'd slip and kill myself on the shitter.

That would be a shitty way to go!
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fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
March 10 2008 17:16 GMT
#26
On March 11 2008 01:24 BaDayOri wrote:
i fucking hate the toilets in korea

Percentage wise, how many toilets in korea are squat-type?
Do you really want chat rooms?
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
March 10 2008 17:28 GMT
#27
a side note on shitting: if you take a shit and you look at the toilet and don't see it (it has gone too deep into the bowl to be visible) that is called the houdinni, if this happens, and then you wipe and see no residue, it is called the ghost. The manouver where you "levitate" above a dirty toilet while shitting so you dont have to touch the seat is called the "chris angel"
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 10 2008 19:13 GMT
#28
HAHAHAHA, who are you living with?
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
March 10 2008 19:44 GMT
#29
On March 11 2008 02:28 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
a side note on shitting: if you take a shit and you look at the toilet and don't see it (it has gone too deep into the bowl to be visible) that is called the houdinni, if this happens, and then you wipe and see no residue, it is called the ghost. The manouver where you "levitate" above a dirty toilet while shitting so you dont have to touch the seat is called the "chris angel"

lol they actually have names for all of that?
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
March 10 2008 20:39 GMT
#30
On March 10 2008 19:11 Fen wrote:
Now to finish off this post, somehting funny.

[image loading]


hahaha, wow, this picture fucking slayed me.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
March 10 2008 20:55 GMT
#31
On March 11 2008 04:44 Falcynn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2008 02:28 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
a side note on shitting: if you take a shit and you look at the toilet and don't see it (it has gone too deep into the bowl to be visible) that is called the houdinni, if this happens, and then you wipe and see no residue, it is called the ghost. The manouver where you "levitate" above a dirty toilet while shitting so you dont have to touch the seat is called the "chris angel"

lol they actually have names for all of that?

yeah, i think it started with just hte houdini and ppl just took off from there
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
March 11 2008 05:28 GMT
#32
On March 11 2008 01:12 niteReloaded wrote:
omg the fact that some people might climb the toilet coz 'they think thats how your supposed to shit' made me LOL!
the only reason i'd do some funky stunt like that would be if the toilet was dirty.


I do it all the time... I've gotten so use to squate type toilets I just cant get used to sitting and shitting at the same time. Good thing in most asian public toilets they give you a choice.
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