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Hi again.
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Yes, another one of those "omg girlsssssss! Wtf do I do??!?! HALP!" blogs. I made one a while back, it ended shitty, oh well, moving on. I found out about the Sexy triangle and now I just go by that.
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Alright, in contrast to my other blog, this one is now about a girl who likes me. I went with the advice given in the other blog(and also Smurg's advice =DD) and started to talk with this girl. She's awesome! =O We share a lot of interests and, I didn't even know it but, we're the same age. To be honest, she looks like a freshman... she's skinny(cause she's in basketball) and she's somewhat short(about shoulder-level) and she's cute T_T!!; She's one of those girls that guys tend to fall in love with, not the type of girl that everyone wants to be with just to have sex with. There were like 2347232 guys on her 24/7 once she broke up with her boyfriend. Thing is, just like a different girl I once talked to, once I added her on Myspace, it's like she just wanted to talk to me all the time. I was like "O_o wtf" at first, then, she added me on Msn(I don't know how she got my email) and then wouldn't stop talking to me there, then she started to say hi to me in school, and since I just saw her as "that one girl who added me on myspace", I had no trouble saying "hi" back.
Well, anyways, I was talking to her on Msn(yes, fabled msn, what people told me to stay away from) and she starts saying how her Valentine's day was shitty and I tell her that mine was equally as shitty and etc. Thing is, she starts giving these HUGE hints about having an interest in me and I didn't really know how to react to them.
We typed messages to each other till like 2 in the morning(since around 9-10) and near the end we kept trying to say "bye" to each other but we couldn't XD. But anyways, before she left, she said she was going to "do something for me" on Monday. That kept me thinking. WTF is she going to do?
Going by Smurg's(Or was it Smurft?) sexy triangle, I think she's in stage 2 with me(the stage where you know you like this person and/or are in love with them a little) and I'm in stage 1 with her(I do like her but I'm not obsessed with her). I don't want to go past stage 1 yet... I don't want to get all obsessed with her and then find out that she only likes me as a friend.
So, generally, best case scenario, if she asks me out on Monday(just a possibility), what the fuck do I do? I've never had a girlfriend, I'm really lazy, I've never really gotten anyone gifts or stuff like that(I'm creative though.. XD) and I don't really know any of this boyfriend/girlfriend stuff...
Now, what I'm asking for is, if she does ask me out, what do I do? It might be too early(we've only been talking for 2 weeks or so) so I don't really know. I'm trying to think long term here... I don't want to say yes then end up not knowing what to do. So, Teamliquid, I ask for your advice! How the fuck am I suppose to be a good boyfriend? T_T
Pic of her:
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go for it.. wouldn't matter anyhow
coupel of years from now wen ur out of highschool and you'd look back n think highschool was pretty fuckign stupid anyway.
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United States22883 Posts
What kind of hints did she give?
I wouldn't advise sitting back and letting her lead completely, unless you're ready to go at whatever pace she wants. It's still Saturday. Honestly, if a girl was letting on that she really liked me and we were complaining about Valentine's day, I'd ask her out to do something fun (not romantic, just fun) within the next few days and say you want to make up for her shitty V day. Lazer tag, bowling that kind of non-serious thing.
Being a good bf is a whole other issue. I was always told I'm a great bf but then I got dumped without a reason given, so what can I say. :x It's a balance between giving attention and not being needy. Taking control and being a "leader", but still being respectful and not being a douche. And of course being heartfelt and sometimes unpredictable.
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United States24605 Posts
Dammit why haven't I had a problem with girls liking me and me not knowing what to do?
BTW Jibba: who said bowling isn't serious? XD
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Gave me a good scare there. Girl's pretty, but the moment that picture popped up, I couldn't help but think about the girl from The Grudge.
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On February 17 2008 07:16 bahhh wrote:
go for it.. wouldn't matter anyhow
Agreed. You're in your senior year. Time to be impulsive and do stuff without considering the consequences =D. Have some fun with her but don't get too attached.
BTW, what if, in a hypothetical scenario, this girl stumbles upon your blog and sees her picture online? =P
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On February 17 2008 07:17 micronesia wrote:
Dammit why haven't I had a problem with girls liking me and me not knowing what to do?
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This is like a freebie, you lucky dog.
If she is sane go for it.
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On February 17 2008 07:17 micronesia wrote:
Dammit why haven't I had a problem with girls liking me and me not knowing what to do?
BTW Jibba: who said bowling isn't serious? XD
I thinking the same thing about both those items micronesia.
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Canada7170 Posts
Don't get too excited.
Watch as she brings cookies for you or something Monday =P
gl yo.
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United Arab Emirates5091 Posts
go for it!
hm i duno i guess as a bf you just need to be supportive and help our out with stuff. =/
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i always find it creepy when people post pictures of girls they have crushes on in real life on a public forum.
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I didn't read the above posts so i'm assuming no one said what i'm about to say...
Firstly if every single guy she sees is chasing after her like hungary dogs, she will see them as all the same. When they are all the same it is harder to distinguish which is good. So she goes to the person that doesn't actually chase her and is wondering "why doesn't he act like all the other guys" so she'll come up to you and try to figure you out because you are DIFFERENT from all the other people. Never under estimate the power of curiosity.
If you got her hooked, then you have to keep the ball under you, be the leader and try not to by a wuss(not saying that you are) by showing too much emotion. Try to be yourself, if you have to act like someone or something you are not comfortable doing your entire life just to keep her its not worth it xd.
While on the date, i would think maybe try not to get to the point where you go nuts and think "er.. what do i say next". If that happens often the relationship isn't going to last longer, when you lose interest in each other and don't know what to say its a very good sign that she thinks she knows everything about you now and which makes you predictable. No girls like guys who are predictable ~_~. If you aren't a talker (which i doubt since your MSN chat's lasted so long, but sometimes people are very talkative online and not really talkative in realife) maybe take her to some place where it involves less talking like perhaps to a movie or something xD.
All in all be yourself, if you're gonna act a way that you are forced into because of her, don't.
Just behave like yourself don't think too much when you talk because thinking too much will result in you being nervous. If she later ditches you for another guy just think its her loss ;p.
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even if you completely screw up, you'll be glad you went for it. better than wondering "what if" later.
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shocker on the first date ftw
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just be yourself 
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On February 17 2008 07:57 mikeymoo wrote:
Don't get too excited.
Watch as she brings cookies for you or something Monday =P
gl yo.
I was thinking along the lines of a BJ...? Anyone else?
Anyway, wtf, go for it. If you kind of like her, get her something small, maybe a stem of rose or w/e. If you guys do end up going out to dinner or something, doesn't hurt to pay.
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Well, she being interested in you won't last pretty much if you remain in "stage 1". Remember that even if she started talking to you, you have to ask her out or do the next step.
Girls need someone to take care of them, to provide a certain level of security for them. That's why you have to be the person "in control". Just chill and ask her out. And because you're still in stage 1 you'll look like you don't give a fuck and she'll say yes.
Then you have a great evening with her, and do whatever you feel or want (no, not sex, at least for now).
P.S. She's fucking hawt.
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On February 17 2008 08:38 YanGpaN wrote:
I didn't read the above posts so i'm assuming no one said what i'm about to say...
Firstly if every single guy she sees is chasing after her like hungary dogs, she will see them as all the same. When they are all the same it is harder to distinguish which is good. So she goes to the person that doesn't actually chase her and is wondering "why doesn't he act like all the other guys" so she'll come up to you and try to figure you out because you are DIFFERENT from all the other people. Never under estimate the power of curiosity.
If you got her hooked, then you have to keep the ball under you, be the leader and try not to by a wuss(not saying that you are) by showing too much emotion. Try to be yourself, if you have to act like someone or something you are not comfortable doing your entire life just to keep her its not worth it xd.
While on the date, i would think maybe try not to get to the point where you go nuts and think "er.. what do i say next". If that happens often the relationship isn't going to last longer, when you lose interest in each other and don't know what to say its a very good sign that she thinks she knows everything about you now and which makes you predictable. No girls like guys who are predictable ~_~. If you aren't a talker (which i doubt since your MSN chat's lasted so long, but sometimes people are very talkative online and not really talkative in realife) maybe take her to some place where it involves less talking like perhaps to a movie or something xD.
All in all be yourself, if you're gonna act a way that you are forced into because of her, don't.
Just behave like yourself don't think too much when you talk because thinking too much will result in you being nervous. If she later ditches you for another guy just think its her loss ;p.
I guess I'm that one guy that's not chasing her.
Oh yeah, posting a pic of her on a forum is kind of weird, I admit XD I doubt anyone would know about it though(especially where I live, I'm like the only one who plays Starcraft/follows the pro scene). Unless of course, someone else in the Rio Grande Valley follows the pro scene and browses TL? =OO!!
About that date thing... rofl, that'd be awkward. I'm talkative IRL and on MSN btw, some people say I either talk too much or don't talk at all(it depends on the situation, or what mood I'm in...(I usually prattle though; people tell me I talk about stupid things like why braille is put under signs for the Restroom(srsly, how the hell is the blind person going to find the braille? Sense?) When people tell me this I say they're stupid because what else am I going to talk about? I feel stuff like "Oh, did you hear about [insert even here]?" conversations or "It's [insert weather here]" or "I feel[insert mood here]" conversations are really bland and generic so I like to talk about different things.
What does a guy say when a girl asks you out? I'd probably giggle like a little girl or blush hardcore XD What do I do after that though? Walk her to class?
o.o
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Sounds like you are really young and really inexperienced. There is no way you are going to be an expert in love over night, no matter how many bits of advice you read. It's like BW in that the best way to learn is to just go for it. She's cute, she seems to like you, you seem to like her, so just try it out and see what happens. Realistically, it probably won't last anyway, so just go into it, enjoy it for whatever it turns out to be, and learn from it.
Ask her out to tea, a meal, a walk, a movie, an activity (bowling, billiards, darts, etc), whatever.
The idea of a good boyfriend is different for different people. Don't worry about being perfect, because one person's idea of perfect is another person's idea of lame. Just be who you are (of course, be compassionate and considerate too...) and you'll be fine.
Just go with the flow.
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On February 17 2008 07:16 Jibba wrote:
What kind of hints did she give?
Hinting at stuff like wanting to go to the movies, wanting a valentine for the valentine's day, other little hints. Also, I was talking to her about my past incident with that other girl who liked me(it's in my other blog post... not the one that I liked) and she was talking about how these guys liked her but she didn't like them back and when I told her that the girl liked me because I "stood out" she was like "yeah, well that is true =DD!"
I didn't even know how to respond to any of them >>'
It probably feels like I'm playing hard to get when, in actuality, I'm playing hard to understand and I don't even know it.
T_T!
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United States22883 Posts
God, you are such a girl noob.
I'm afraid of telling you what to do, cause you really need to figure it out on your own so you can repeat it. 
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On February 17 2008 11:04 Jibba wrote:God, you are such a girl noob. I'm afraid of telling you what to do, cause you really need to figure it out on your own so you can repeat it.
Yes, I am a girl noob. I've never had a girlfriend so I don't know what to do when it comes to things like this.
I've got to stop using smileys in my fucking posts... MSN-speak is getting to me.
Fuck, almost had the urge to write a smiley.
ARGH!
[Insert smiley here]
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On February 17 2008 08:01 pyrogenetix wrote:
go for it!
hm i duno i guess as a bf you just need to be supportive and help our out with stuff. =/
I need better advice than this T_T
That alone sounds boring XD
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well first of all dont post pics of her on the internet. just say yes to everything she has to say on monday. its a surefire way of not fucking up.
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Be yourself, dont act like who you arent going to be, its ganna be screwed up in the long run (quoted from another tl.neter? I forgot, well, im still giving credit )
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shes really pretty. if u know she likes u, definately go for her.
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I officially hate your blogs
but I like you so I am torn -.-
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United States1654 Posts
If you're sure she's hinting at her interest in you, and you like her too, then go for it.
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go with the flow.
but god no.
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On February 17 2008 17:05 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I officially hate your blogs
but I like you so I am torn -.-
Why do you hate them? =[
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*whistle*
Go for it =D
i am a true girl noob, but yea go for it =D
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She looks like such a fuck bunny and she obviously likes you so just be confident and basically act like she’s your woman (don’t hesitate to do what you want to do). That doesn’t mean acting like a dick, be kind to her and show her that you want to please her (without looking like you desperately need her). That’s pretty much it, unless you act like a retard you can’t fuck this up.
Next you just have to worry about absolutely pwning her in the sack. High school boys suck at sex so if you're good you're all set for a long term relationship.
Here, I don't know how good this book is but it's the best I could find with a quick google search: http://static.scribd.com/docs/4b46c9mg72zcr.pdf
It seems to have all the basics. If you work on your pc muscle, peaking and plateauing, and how to have orgasms without ejaculating, you'll be a fuck machine in no time.
Now go forth little one.
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Okay, today is monday.
I woke up thinking "What the hell is the surprise?"
Showered, still thinking "Wtf is she going to do?"
Got in my car, on the way over still thinking. Got butterflies in my stomach along the way. Mom asked me why I was so nervous.
"I'm going to get surprised today" was my answer.
I got there, and, to my surprise, she seemed to have been waiting for me at the band hall(in front of it) cause when I got out of my car she yelled out my name and I was confused at first at who said it. She was hiding something behind her back and when I got up close she pulls out a rose and gave it to me, saying "I wanted to make up for your crappy Valentine's day! ^_^"
I didn't know what to say =[ I kind of like gave a sad face then a happy face then I did a dance then I kind of did a spin and then I bent, and snapped.
Okay, joking aside, I did blush a lot... Kind of turned away, I then turned to look at her and was like "omg.. thank you! If I would have known, I would have brought you something too T_T" and then I hugged her.
After that it was pretty awkward. Everyone had seen what had happened(and I was carrying around a rose on not valentinte's day so it was pretty weird) so everyone was like "WOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!" and asking me where and/or why I got a rose. Was embarrassing XD
What was weird was that we did talk afterwards but it's like she wanted to say something to me but never could. She also would look down and move her foot in a back and forth motion and would change the subject a lot. When she did that I would just poke her and make a "puppy" face(pout?) and she laughs at that a lot.
>_> I went with the flow pretty much. She's probably going to tell me on MSN... where she'll have more "confidence."
I don't know if I should be doing something though... since I've never really had a girlfriend T_T!!!!!
Need halp!!
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United States22883 Posts
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
CALL HER RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING ON MSN. PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE AND CALL HER AND ASK HER OUT TO DO SOMETHING. MOVIE. FUCKING IN THE BACK SEAT. SETTING SENIOR CITIZENS ON FIRE. WHATEVER GETS YOU OFF, BUT DO IT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW
She'll be extra surprised and probably happy if you make an up front move like that, and if need be tell her you're new at being a bf so you might be shitty, but for god's sake don't be new at it forever.
Okay, joking aside, I did blush a lot... Kind of turned away, I then turned to look at her and was like "omg.. thank you! If I would have known, I would have brought you something too T_T" and then I hugged her. She totally went out on a limb for you, in public no less, and it doesn't sound like you acted super happy about it, even though you might be. From her position, it probably seems like you're not interested and she should give up.
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On February 19 2008 08:20 Jibba wrote:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. CALL HER RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING ON MSN. PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE AND CALL HER AND ASK HER OUT TO DO SOMETHING. MOVIE. FUCKING IN THE BACK SEAT. SETTING SENIOR CITIZENS ON FIRE. WHATEVER GETS YOU OFF, BUT DO IT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW She'll be extra surprised and probably happy if you make an up front move like that, and if need be tell her you're new at being a bf so you might be shitty, but for god's sake don't be new at it forever. Show nested quote +Okay, joking aside, I did blush a lot... Kind of turned away, I then turned to look at her and was like "omg.. thank you! If I would have known, I would have brought you something too T_T" and then I hugged her. She totally went out on a limb for you, in public no less, and it doesn't sound like you acted super happy about it, even though you might be. From her position, it probably seems like you're not interested and she should give up.
I do like her now, but I am too shy ;.;
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United States22883 Posts
Look. You may have thought it was embarrassing to walk around with a flower all day, but I guaranfuckingtee you it was much more embarrassing to decide to buy a single flower after Valentines day and give it to a Starcraft nerd with everyone watching, especially since other guys like her. Stop thinking and just do it.
You do this right. You call her and you'll probably ramble around like an idiot for a bit making small talk and she may even giggle at you, and then you eventually grow a pair and take a deep breath (NOT INTO THE PHONE) and ask her if she wants to go out the next time you're free (I assume weekend.) If you can't think of what you want to do yet, tell her you'll figure it out and let her know, but that you want it to be something nice because she's so sweet and you really like her. If you want to tell her you're new at this, it probably won't hurt. It'll probably make her think you're even cuter. Honestly, at your stage, it's probably better to do it over the phone than in person.
Then the first time you go to her house to pick her up or whatever, you bring her flowers, including the one she gave you if it's not dead (put it in water now) and say something like "I thought these looked prettier with you." Yeah, I know I'm awesome.
BTW, $5 says the original girl you liked will get jealous. Forget about her. She's just your typical tease, this new girl seems really sweet, kind and took a risk on you. Plus she's way cuter, imo.
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On February 19 2008 09:26 Jibba wrote:
Look. You may have thought it was embarrassing to walk around with a flower all day, but I guaranfuckingtee you it was much more embarrassing you decide to buy a single flower after Valentines day and give it to a Starcraft nerd with everyone watching, especially since other guys like her. Stop thinking and just do it.
You do this right. You call her and you'll probably ramble around like an idiot for a bit making small talk and she may even giggle at you, and then you eventually grow a pair and take a deep breath (NOT INTO THE PHONE) and ask her if she wants to go out the next time you're free (I assume weekend.) If you can't think of what you want to do yet, tell her you'll figure it out and let her know, but that you want it to be something nice because she's so sweet and you really like her. If you want to tell her you're new at this, it probably won't hurt. It'll probably make her think you're even cuter. Honestly, at your stage, it's probably better to do it over the phone than in person.
Then the first time you go to her house to pick her up or whatever, you bring her flowers, including the one she gave you if it's not dead (put it in water now) and say something like "I thought these looked prettier with you."
LISTEN TO THIS MAN
DO IT
NOW
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On February 19 2008 09:30 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2008 09:26 Jibba wrote:
Look. You may have thought it was embarrassing to walk around with a flower all day, but I guaranfuckingtee you it was much more embarrassing you decide to buy a single flower after Valentines day and give it to a Starcraft nerd with everyone watching, especially since other guys like her. Stop thinking and just do it.
You do this right. You call her and you'll probably ramble around like an idiot for a bit making small talk and she may even giggle at you, and then you eventually grow a pair and take a deep breath (NOT INTO THE PHONE) and ask her if she wants to go out the next time you're free (I assume weekend.) If you can't think of what you want to do yet, tell her you'll figure it out and let her know, but that you want it to be something nice because she's so sweet and you really like her. If you want to tell her you're new at this, it probably won't hurt. It'll probably make her think you're even cuter. Honestly, at your stage, it's probably better to do it over the phone than in person.
Then the first time you go to her house to pick her up or whatever, you bring her flowers, including the one she gave you if it's not dead (put it in water now) and say something like "I thought these looked prettier with you." LISTEN TO THIS MAN DO IT NOW
Each time I come up with these ideas, I fall in love with myself a little bit more. Then again, I'm the single one here who got dumped for WoW LOLOFLMAO!
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On February 19 2008 09:32 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2008 09:30 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:On February 19 2008 09:26 Jibba wrote:
Look. You may have thought it was embarrassing to walk around with a flower all day, but I guaranfuckingtee you it was much more embarrassing you decide to buy a single flower after Valentines day and give it to a Starcraft nerd with everyone watching, especially since other guys like her. Stop thinking and just do it.
You do this right. You call her and you'll probably ramble around like an idiot for a bit making small talk and she may even giggle at you, and then you eventually grow a pair and take a deep breath (NOT INTO THE PHONE) and ask her if she wants to go out the next time you're free (I assume weekend.) If you can't think of what you want to do yet, tell her you'll figure it out and let her know, but that you want it to be something nice because she's so sweet and you really like her. If you want to tell her you're new at this, it probably won't hurt. It'll probably make her think you're even cuter. Honestly, at your stage, it's probably better to do it over the phone than in person.
Then the first time you go to her house to pick her up or whatever, you bring her flowers, including the one she gave you if it's not dead (put it in water now) and say something like "I thought these looked prettier with you." LISTEN TO THIS MAN DO IT NOW Each time I come up with these ideas, I fall in love with myself a little bit more. Then again, I'm the single one here who got dumped for WoW LOLOFLMAO! You're not alone in that regard T.T
and seriously, wtf? It's soooo fucking obvious she wants you right...fucking...now. I don't give a shit if you're new at this, if you don't make a move right...fucking...now you'll regret it for a long time. Trust me.
Also if you don't make a move right...fucking...now, she WILL get tired of waiting and she WILL move on. Trust me on that as well.
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um yes, I have to ECHO copy/paste what people above have said. Now is the time dude, you like her, she likes you (IT'S OBVIOUS NOW!)
you can do what Jibba wrote and call, or you can fuck it and just tell her on MSN you like her a lot. You don't have to think of it as "asking her out" imo. There doesn't have to be some fancy dinner planned or a movie or place involved. Fuck man, you can just do it with your own style, and then something as easy and simple as "let's hang out this weekend" will get the ball rolling for both of you!
this is your time man, fuck your nerves, fuck your shyness, this is easier than a game of starcraft, just do it you can do it.
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
Holy Fucking Jesus. I am in the exact damn situation as the OP (Scorpion). Almost down to the conversations. We talked for hours on MSN/phone She kept insisting that I go over to her house, and she hates being single, or she thinks i'm hot. I am going to grow a pair and do something with her tomorrow (or at least call her). If I can do it, so can you!
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*Gets courage*
Yeah! It's time to stop being so pusillanimous and start being MANLY!!!!
ROAR!
I don't have her number though... so I'll settle for IRL.
=DD
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On February 19 2008 12:05 Scorpion wrote:
*Gets courage*
Yeah! It's time to stop being so pusillanimous and start being MANLY!!!!
ROAR!
I don't have her number though... so I'll settle for IRL.
=DD
That's the spirit!
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On February 19 2008 12:07 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2008 12:05 Scorpion wrote:
*Gets courage*
Yeah! It's time to stop being so pusillanimous and start being MANLY!!!!
ROAR!
I don't have her number though... so I'll settle for IRL.
=DD That's the spirit!
Hi shallow[gay]!
=DD!!!
ROFL
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
fuck... so when should i call her? we go to diff. schools so i can't exactly see her at school.
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On February 19 2008 12:14 CaucasianAsian wrote:
fuck... so when should i call her? we go to diff. schools so i can't exactly see her at school.
Unless she's 9 years old and going to bed, 10:18 seems like a pretty good time to call.
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On February 19 2008 12:11 Jibba wrote:
GL and I hate you both.
XD
<3 you too.
I'll <3 you even more if what you say works =DDD
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On February 19 2008 12:17 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2008 12:14 CaucasianAsian wrote:
fuck... so when should i call her? we go to diff. schools so i can't exactly see her at school. Unless she's 9 years old and going to bed, 10:18 seems like a pretty good time to call.
ahahah the Jibba fanclub gains a new member.
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i need an update from you pussies
I NEED ONE
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
well, just woke up, and gonna go to school. then maybe later tonight when i get home i'll give it a shot. GL 
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Look man, you either ask her out or i keep jacking off to her picture. choose now!
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I didn't go to school today(really sick, I shouldn't of walked from the church basketball court to Dairy Queen(about 8 city blocks away, maybe 9 or 10). I was sweating and there was a lot of cold wind and we were running around, jumping over tires and shit.
I woke up feeling like crap XD and I also hit my finger on the ball so my finger is swollen right now.
She'll probably be sad since I didn't go to school today... maybe this will be a great excuse to get her number! =OO!
Scorpion away!!!! *off to sleep*
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On February 19 2008 09:32 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2008 09:30 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:On February 19 2008 09:26 Jibba wrote:
Look. You may have thought it was embarrassing to walk around with a flower all day, but I guaranfuckingtee you it was much more embarrassing you decide to buy a single flower after Valentines day and give it to a Starcraft nerd with everyone watching, especially since other guys like her. Stop thinking and just do it.
You do this right. You call her and you'll probably ramble around like an idiot for a bit making small talk and she may even giggle at you, and then you eventually grow a pair and take a deep breath (NOT INTO THE PHONE) and ask her if she wants to go out the next time you're free (I assume weekend.) If you can't think of what you want to do yet, tell her you'll figure it out and let her know, but that you want it to be something nice because she's so sweet and you really like her. If you want to tell her you're new at this, it probably won't hurt. It'll probably make her think you're even cuter. Honestly, at your stage, it's probably better to do it over the phone than in person.
Then the first time you go to her house to pick her up or whatever, you bring her flowers, including the one she gave you if it's not dead (put it in water now) and say something like "I thought these looked prettier with you." LISTEN TO THIS MAN DO IT NOW Each time I come up with these ideas, I fall in love with myself a little bit more. Then again, I'm the single one here who got dumped for WoW LOLOFLMAO!
rofl, you got dumped by a wow playing chick for a game? Shittttt.
Anyway, Jibba's correct. Grow a set and do what he says.
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On February 19 2008 23:23 Scorpion wrote:
I didn't go to school today(really sick, I shouldn't of walked from the church basketball court to Dairy Queen(about 8 city blocks away, maybe 9 or 10). I was sweating and there was a lot of cold wind and we were running around, jumping over tires and shit.
I woke up feeling like crap XD and I also hit my finger on the ball so my finger is swollen right now.
She'll probably be sad since I didn't go to school today... maybe this will be a great excuse to get her number! =OO!
Scorpion away!!!! *off to sleep* ...
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I guess that's a great excuse to call her (what'd we do in class today), but damn, I bet she thinks just a little bit that you're trying to avoid her.
Hawk, fku. I was like fucking Lloyd Dobler for 6 months and then she decides she's unhappy but not because of me. I apologized for stuff I thought I could've done better a few months later and to this day she maintains that I was great, "it's just her." Looking back I can see that she was totally selfish the entire time we were together and if she hadn't broken up with me, eventually I would've taken a stand against her shitty up-to-4am WoW playing, but she decided to end it before it got to that. Now she's throwing her life/school away into the game, and my life is completely taking off. It's a shame, and I still miss her. :/
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On February 19 2008 23:56 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2008 23:23 Scorpion wrote:
I didn't go to school today(really sick, I shouldn't of walked from the church basketball court to Dairy Queen(about 8 city blocks away, maybe 9 or 10). I was sweating and there was a lot of cold wind and we were running around, jumping over tires and shit.
I woke up feeling like crap XD and I also hit my finger on the ball so my finger is swollen right now.
She'll probably be sad since I didn't go to school today... maybe this will be a great excuse to get her number! =OO!
Scorpion away!!!! *off to sleep* ... ... I guess that's a great excuse to call her (what'd we do in class today), but damn, I bet she thinks just a little bit that you're trying to avoid her. Hawk, fku. I was like fucking Lloyd Dobler for 6 months and then she decides she's unhappy but not because of me. I apologized for stuff I thought I could've done better a few months later and to this day she maintains that I was great, "it's just her." Looking back I can see that she was totally selfish the entire time we were together and if she hadn't broken up with me, eventually I would've taken a stand against her shitty up-to-4am WoW playing, but she decided to end it before it got to that. Now she's throwing her life/school away into the game, and my life is completely taking off. It's a shame, and I still miss her. :/
</3. that's rough dude ~
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lol why not save your wow gf...it'd be good roleplay n shit too. U can pretend ur an angry dragon and that she's a peach cobbler.
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On February 20 2008 06:54 avilo wrote:
lol why not save your wow gf...it'd be good roleplay n shit too. U can pretend ur an angry dragon and that she's a peach cobbler.
post of the year?
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listen to jibba and only jibba
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Well, I talked to her today, and realized that she's not my type. She parties way too much, and is pretty dumb (1.5 GPA wtf?)
She's hot tho, so I'm not going to be making any moves, I'll just be friendly, but I won't do anything but if things happen, they'll happen but not because I started anything.
I hope everything goes well with your girl Scorpion.
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On February 20 2008 11:05 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Well, I talked to her today, and realized that she's not my type. She parties way too much, and is pretty dumb (1.5 GPA wtf?)
dumb hot girls who party are the best ones to have fun with! no work necessary!
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Some of those girls are really nice girls who get forced into bad situations by peer pressure though, but if she enjoys it then yeah, she probably is just a dumb hot chick.
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On February 20 2008 11:05 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Well, I talked to her today, and realized that she's not my type. She parties way too much, and is pretty dumb (1.5 GPA wtf?)
She's hot tho, so I'm not going to be making any moves, I'll just be friendly, but I won't do anything but if things happen, they'll happen but not because I started anything.
I hope everything goes well with your girl Scorpion.
T_T
Sorry about that.
Well, I haven't done much since I'm like, yeah, sick and at home. But, let me fill you guys in on something:
Right now, I've got a problem. I've got this chick who likes me(and, who I like now =D), but I've also got this other girl who likes me(scratch that, STALKS me). She recently(2 days ago) broke up with her boyfriend and yesterday after school, she always comes to see her boyfriend and then talk with me(at the high school band hall). She's an 8th grader(oh shit) but she's really cool and we share a lot of interests. But, since they broke up, she now goes to the band hall just to talk to me. Yesterday she hugged me and when I was letting go, she grabbed me and did some kind of double hug and wouldn't let go. I realized she was sort of pissed off or something cause she was grabbing at my shoulder REALLY hard and didn't cry but looked like she wanted to. Now, the reason I think she's stalking me is because, on msn, I told her "Bring your super awesome hoodie tomorra!" and she's like "I'll try to remember when I stop looking at your myspace pics! ^_^"
I was like "O_o" but she did a bunch of "JK~~~~!!!!!! JAY KAY"'s afterwards... I'm not sure though. I know she liked me as a friend when she had a boyfriend but yesterday, that was the most awkward of days because she was acting really weird around me. I just kind of like "felt" the attraction.
It's weird cause, I know the girl likes me, I just don't do anything to show whether or not I like them back or don't like them back. Then they lose interest/gain interest and I end up going emo and sitting in a pool of my own loneliness while playing Starcraft/watching VODs.
I'm the rebound guy I guess, the shitty one.
The problem is that, knowing that she likes me, I now have to let her down peacefully(because I like this chick) yet I don't know how. I don't also want to lead her on then end up going out with this chick so her fragile little heart becomes entangled. I just want to tell her WITHOUT telling her that I don't like her that way.
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EDIT: When I mean "this chick" I mean the one in the OP. Sounded confusing when I read it XD
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Then get things out of the way with the OP chick sooner, and tell the 2nd girl 1) you're interested in someone else or 2) you worship this game. Problem solved.
Just don't "play" them off each other or get shot down by girl 1 and then try and usel 2 as backup. Only douche bags do that and there's enough of them out there as is.
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Scorpion make a fucking move its obvious she wants your nuts (as stated above)
On a slightly related note, i'm pretty sure this 6 foot tall jock girl (3 varsity sports since sophmore year) likes me...T_T She sent me like 3 texts in a row asking me what im doing and if i want to do something tomorrow. Kind of just ignored her ~~ Anyways i need to make a fucking move on the girl i like and i think likes me but i'm not really sure, and this blog is mildly inspiring me for some reason.
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On February 20 2008 13:07 CaucasianAsian wrote:Yeah, another younger girl (she's in 10th) is all over me when she sees me and says stuff like, "I need you in my life more" and "when are you going to fuck me?" yada yada yada. I'm like Umm o_O -_____- ^^ T_T  W#@%$ so idk how to react to that, so i just play it off like i dont hear what she said. Do what u want, if your a senior like me, only got a few months left until you never see any of them for the rest of ur life. Go for it see if it lasts if so then great, if not then w/e u won't have to ever see her again.
We must be twin sisters or something.
It's like we're in the same boat, patching up the same leaks, heading for the same island.
XD
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Wow, she's hot
fap fap fap fap fap fap
Anymore pics?
I'd totally go for her.
She looks like a good wife.
Nice hair.
Well groomed.
My advice: Once you've got her, take pics w/ her and post them here.
^.^
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On February 20 2008 14:38 Scorpion wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2008 13:07 CaucasianAsian wrote:Yeah, another younger girl (she's in 10th) is all over me when she sees me and says stuff like, "I need you in my life more" and "when are you going to fuck me?" yada yada yada. I'm like Umm o_O -_____- ^^ T_T W#@%$ so idk how to react to that, so i just play it off like i dont hear what she said. Do what u want, if your a senior like me, only got a few months left until you never see any of them for the rest of ur life. Go for it see if it lasts if so then great, if not then w/e u won't have to ever see her again. We must be twin sisters or something. It's like we're in the same boat, patching up the same leaks, heading for the same island. XD
yeah! its a 2 man row boat that consists of us shy yet somehow attractive people.
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8th grader? what the hell, how old are you?
and just ask her out already. do something like, "hey, i'm not doing anything this weekend and i'm gonna be super bored, wanna catch a movie or something?" i did that with my gf and we've been together for well over a year now.
also, the awkward/shy "omg what do i do i don't wanna say something dumb, what should i say/do around her omg omg omg" phase gets over pretty soon if you two really do click. once you two figure it out, everything else just kinda goes naturally.
this is all from personal experience btw, so don't blame me if it doesn't work for you D:
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On February 21 2008 08:04 TheMusiC wrote:
8th grader? what the hell, how old are you?
and just ask her out already. do something like, "hey, i'm not doing anything this weekend and i'm gonna be super bored, wanna catch a movie or something?" i did that with my gf and we've been together for well over a year now.
also, the awkward/shy "omg what do i do i don't wanna say something dumb, what should i say/do around her omg omg omg" phase gets over pretty soon if you two really do click. once you two figure it out, everything else just kinda goes naturally.
this is all from personal experience btw, so don't blame me if it doesn't work for you D:
It's the clicking part I can't seem to ever get with a girl I like. Somehow, once I like the girl, I start to have problems talking with them.
T_T;
Maybe if I went with that mentality in mind(I didn't like them and only saw them as a friend) could I actually get past that barrier. Maybe...
Gah, today was awkward cause she was all early to the band hall(for me, most likely) and I was talking with her so AWESOMELY then all of a sudden I have to leave her cause there were problems with my cousin and this chick. I feel like she feels that I ditched her hardcore, so I feel bad now ='[ She had to go like in a few minutes so that's probably why she came so early to the band hall so she could talk to me ='[
I'll probably resolve it on MSN though. I just found out that's the only reason she ever gets online for... to talk to me. o_O She told me after school today before I had to go.
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On February 21 2008 08:04 TheMusiC wrote:
8th grader? what the hell, how old are you?
17, but jailbait is jailbait...
LOL
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oh man dude we are like the same person jesus... I'll tell you what I did with a girl I used to like and now I'm great friends with and able to talk to her (i still can't talk to a girl that I really like in a romantic way)...
Well, I liked her for like a long ass time but she was dating her boyfriend at the time, so I just would like talk to her bout random stuff which became a little awkward. Anyway this year we have always been school acquaintances and all that stuff, so I started to hang out with her friend and i liked her friend more so my feelings for the first girl kinda moved onto her. After the new girl left, I am able to talk with the first one easily because I don't want her anymore. (but i'm starting to but we're so closely similar in almost every aspect and she's still with her boyfriend I can't do much so I'm fucked in that circumstance)
IDK for me it's hard for me to start talking to a girl until I have known her and hung out a couple of times and then I get to the point where we have been good friends and I feel like i'm on the friends ladder and not the "boyfriend" ladder so I can't ever pop the question. I guess once I head off to college next year I'll just try to get on the "boyfriend" ladder first. So I'm left alone for the next 4 or 5 months unless something unexpected happens...
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So have you still not asked out the first girl?
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ZOMG that looks like my sister
but seriously, is she half asian?
anyway, advice: do stuff that isn't inherently boyfriend/girlfriendish (at first at least), ie. play sports/music/games together, or go to the gym or something. In my experience that sets up a strong foundation for the relationship to be based on
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On February 21 2008 11:32 Sunyveil wrote:
ZOMG that looks like my sister
but seriously, is she half asian?
anyway, advice: do stuff that isn't inherently boyfriend/girlfriendish (at first at least), ie. play sports/music/games together, or go to the gym or something. In my experience that sets up a strong foundation for the relationship to be based on
Do it too much without getting romantic and you're headed straight for the FRIEND ZONE.
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On February 21 2008 10:59 Jibba wrote:
So have you still not asked out the first girl?
she's still with her boyfriend
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On February 21 2008 11:32 Sunyveil wrote:
ZOMG that looks like my sister
but seriously, is she half asian?
anyway, advice: do stuff that isn't inherently boyfriend/girlfriendish (at first at least), ie. play sports/music/games together, or go to the gym or something. In my experience that sets up a strong foundation for the relationship to be based on
No, she's not half asian. She's Mexican >o>
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Just ask her to hang out, pay for everything, see what happens. It's like a date without all the awkwardness of having told her your feelings. Just see what happens and if you seem to click, go ahead.
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On February 17 2008 07:52 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2008 07:17 micronesia wrote:
Dammit why haven't I had a problem with girls liking me and me not knowing what to do?
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On February 21 2008 12:25 CaucasianAsian wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2008 10:59 Jibba wrote:
So have you still not asked out the first girl?
she's still with her boyfriend
Not you.
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On February 21 2008 13:03 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2008 12:25 CaucasianAsian wrote:On February 21 2008 10:59 Jibba wrote:
So have you still not asked out the first girl?
she's still with her boyfriend Not you.
Oh, you're talking with me? Okay, things are going slow so no, I haven't asked her out. Just kind of paving the road, if you know what I mean.
If you don't, then... yeah XD
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i'm not gonna lie. everytime this thread is bumped, i click it to look at her pic. shes really pretty imo.
fuck, i need a girlfriend. -_- sigh*
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On February 21 2008 14:25 CapO wrote:
i'm not gonna lie. everytime this thread is bumped, i click it to look at her pic. shes really pretty imo.
fuck, i need a girlfriend. -_- sigh*
Then get one. It's not hard.
Getting a good looking one + good personality = hard.
I just talked to supposedly the "second hottest" in my school about a week ago and it turns out that she remembers exactly what I said line by line from last year :O
Kind of freaky.
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On February 21 2008 15:10 Equinox_kr wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2008 14:25 CapO wrote:
i'm not gonna lie. everytime this thread is bumped, i click it to look at her pic. shes really pretty imo.
fuck, i need a girlfriend. -_- sigh* Then get one. It's not hard. Getting a good looking one + good personality = hard. I just talked to supposedly the "second hottest" in my school about a week ago and it turns out that she remembers exactly what I said line by line from last year :O Kind of freaky.
You should like totally go for her.
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get her to play sc, if she does then she just beat the hottest one
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looool @ jibba
its ok, some people take longer to learn than others
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On February 22 2008 00:32 Scorpion wrote:
You should like totally go for her.
I think I've figured out your problem:
The fact you wont ask this girl out...
You giggle and go red when she puts it all on the line...
You spam smileys for days...
You're actually gay and asian. Sorry to break it to you bro.
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Seriously, by not asking this girl out you're proving that you're either:
A) Not really interested in her deep down (you're just stalling so that she gives up on you and you won't have to go through the trouble of dating her).
B) A jerk (come on, she's gone far beyond subtle hints to show her interest in you and you're just leading her along not letting her know how you feel. If you don't act quick she's going to think you only see her as a friend, feel very stupid and wonder "oh god, why did I actually embarass myself like this").
C) As brett said, gay. (look at point A)
+ Show Spoiler ++ Show Spoiler ++ Show Spoiler +D) you're just really really really shy (I hid this because I'm trying to make you feel like a jerk so you ask her out to relieve your conscience, but if you're reading this then I guess I've failed)
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p.s. ask her out NOW
i waited too long and now i'm fucked
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On February 21 2008 13:46 Scorpion wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2008 13:03 Jibba wrote:On February 21 2008 12:25 CaucasianAsian wrote:On February 21 2008 10:59 Jibba wrote:
So have you still not asked out the first girl?
she's still with her boyfriend Not you. Oh, you're talking with me? Okay, things are going slow so no, I haven't asked her out. Just kind of paving the road, if you know what I mean. If you don't, then... yeah XD
I don't think you've read any of the posts made by people trying their best to help you.
If you seriously think you're currently accomplishing something by not asking her out, you are delusional. You're just lying to yourself man. You're not paving the road, you're failing a 10 yard kick to win the superbowl. Or, alternately, you're sitting over an undefended terran main with an arbiter for the win, failing to press recall because you're insisting that you need to be building more probes or something.
Listen to the advice you asked for next time. Jibba, that is. He has good advice. And you're breaking his heart.
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I just had to express how disgusted your posts make me, Scorpion. You're obviously bullshitting yourself about something (Or bullshitting us). At this point I'm assuming you are either extremely gay, a worthless pussy, or cripplingly insecure about the size of your penis.
Solutions:
Gay: Stop fooling yourself and go pack the bananas or w/e you're into.
Worthless pussy: Man up. In this world you either do what you want or you're a tool that should end his miserable life. Do yourself a favor and realize this now, true maturity basically sums up to realizing this simple fact and having the intelligence to effectively do what you want. If you are too worthless to be able to even accept this, seriously just kill yourself.
Small dick: If you're good it doesn't matter. You can make a woman beg for mercy with your pinky if you know what you're doing.
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On February 22 2008 11:48 SilenTLurker wrote:
I just had to express how disgusted your posts make me, Scorpion. You're obviously bullshitting yourself about something (Or bullshitting us). At this point I'm assuming you are either extremely gay, a worthless pussy, or cripplingly insecure about the size of your penis.
Solutions:
Gay: Stop fooling yourself and go pack the bananas or w/e you're into.
Worthless pussy: Man up. In this world you either do what you want or you're a tool that should end his miserable life. Do yourself a favor and realize this now, true maturity basically sums up to realizing this simple fact and having the intelligence to effectively do what you want. If you are too worthless to be able to even accept this, seriously just kill yourself.
Small dick: If you're good it doesn't matter. You can make a woman beg for mercy with your pinky if you know what you're doing.
ROFL
But seriously just ask her if she wants to do something on the weekend and go for it.
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On February 22 2008 11:25 Kaotu wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2008 13:46 Scorpion wrote:On February 21 2008 13:03 Jibba wrote:On February 21 2008 12:25 CaucasianAsian wrote:On February 21 2008 10:59 Jibba wrote:
So have you still not asked out the first girl?
she's still with her boyfriend Not you. Oh, you're talking with me? Okay, things are going slow so no, I haven't asked her out. Just kind of paving the road, if you know what I mean. If you don't, then... yeah XD Listen to the advice you asked for next time. Jibba, that is. He has good advice. And you're breaking his heart.
I know! If he lands this chick it'll be a victory for me also.
GOGOGOG
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On February 22 2008 12:08 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2008 11:25 Kaotu wrote:On February 21 2008 13:46 Scorpion wrote:On February 21 2008 13:03 Jibba wrote:On February 21 2008 12:25 CaucasianAsian wrote:On February 21 2008 10:59 Jibba wrote:
So have you still not asked out the first girl?
she's still with her boyfriend Not you. Oh, you're talking with me? Okay, things are going slow so no, I haven't asked her out. Just kind of paving the road, if you know what I mean. If you don't, then... yeah XD Listen to the advice you asked for next time. Jibba, that is. He has good advice. And you're breaking his heart. I know! If he lands this chick it'll be a victory for me also. GOGOGOG
XD
Rofl...
Gawd, I've always done this with every chick and it always ends in failure. Wtf is wrong with me XD
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On February 22 2008 12:51 SilenTLurker wrote:
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Shut up.
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Really...is it that hard? I mean I can understand your shyness if you weren't sure if she liked you, but she's practically unzipping your pants right now and your asking us if you should go for it.
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On February 22 2008 13:28 Falcynn wrote:
Really...is it that hard? I mean I can understand your shyness if you weren't sure if she liked you, but she's practically unzipping your pants right now and your asking us if you should go for it.
No, she's practically unzipping my pants and I'm sitting in a different room going "Wtf are you doing with my pants?"
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Then maybe you don't like her that much.
You tell us you want a piece of pie, then pie is offered to you and now you're saying you shouldn't eat it because then you'll be full.
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On February 22 2008 13:34 Jibba wrote:
Then maybe you don't like her that much.
You tell us you want a piece of pie, then pie is offered to you and now you're saying you shouldn't eat it because then you'll be full.
I do like her... just that...
I already said it. You're saying it's not that awesome of an excuse.
WELL, just to shut you guys up, I made like a HUGE goal. She's like "I like Flyleaf... I hear there's a concert soon" and I took the opportunity and said "OMG I <3 FLYLEAF, I want to totally go omg!!!!!!!!!~````````````"
She took the bait. I'm going to a concert with her.
There, bastards. Leave me alone. I do like her <3
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Good, when you take her apologize for being such a pansy and not listening to Jibba, the greatest wooer ever.
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I'm not that in love with Flyleaf... but I haven't been to a concert... and I do like 2 songs from them...
I CAN FEEEEEEL YOU ALL AROUND MEEEEEEEEEE!
It's in like a week or so I think
EDIT: And I'll be sure to tell her that I was a huge pussy at first when trying to approach.
XD
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On February 22 2008 13:43 Scorpion wrote:
EDIT: And I'll be sure to tell her that I was a huge pussy at first when trying to approach.
Seriously, it scores points.
This is your first concert ever? They're pretty awesome as long as you're not in a pit.
BTW for some reason you getting it done inspired me to get rid of the last remnants of my ex - all the cell phone pictures. Now I just need to find someone that actually interests me again.
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On February 22 2008 13:49 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2008 13:43 Scorpion wrote:
EDIT: And I'll be sure to tell her that I was a huge pussy at first when trying to approach.
Seriously, it scores points. This is your first concert ever? They're pretty awesome as long as you're not in a pit. BTW for some reason you getting it done inspired me to get rid of the last remnants of my ex - all the cell phone pictures. Now I just need to find someone that actually interests me again.
Come with me to the concert so you can totally own me at wimmenz.
=DD!!!!
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On February 22 2008 13:43 Scorpion wrote:
I CAN FEEEEEEL YOU ALL AROUND MEEEEEEEEEE!
XD
I'm still not convinced that you aren't gay...
Feel free to prove me wrong though, mate.
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On February 23 2008 06:49 Brett wrote:Show nested quote +On February 22 2008 13:43 Scorpion wrote:
I CAN FEEEEEEL YOU ALL AROUND MEEEEEEEEEE!
XD I'm still not convinced that you aren't gay... Feel free to prove me wrong though, mate.
I'm like totally not gay!
Check my profile for my pic, I'm emo =O
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
wait ur emo?......
uhhhh yeah we're not cousins or sisters or w/e we were anymore...
+ Show Spoiler +
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On February 23 2008 08:34 CaucasianAsian wrote:wait ur emo?...... uhhhh yeah we're not cousins or sisters or w/e we were anymore... + Show Spoiler +
Come on! Don't be ashamed!
=D
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On February 23 2008 08:26 Scorpion wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2008 06:49 Brett wrote:On February 22 2008 13:43 Scorpion wrote:
I CAN FEEEEEEL YOU ALL AROUND MEEEEEEEEEE!
XD I'm still not convinced that you aren't gay... Feel free to prove me wrong though, mate. I'm like totally not gay! Check my profile for my pic, I'm emo =O
oh fuck no wonder you're such a gay pussy. and those pants she was unzipping are probably your sisters.
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
decaf thats not nice! but it is pretty funny...
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Okay, just to update(since it's been a while since I've said anything):
I got her phone number(weeeeeeeeee!), we're getting even closer, she likes touching my hair(who doesn't?), and things are looking real good.
Some of my friends are starting to say "Dude, she's way too young for you, and you're a senior dude, leave her alone!" but our birthdays are 4 months apart(me in august, hers in april) and she's short and cute, which is probably why everyone thinks she's a freshman.
Yeah, just wanted to update you guise.
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United States22883 Posts
Have you actually CALLED the phone number?
$100 says you haven't. At least do it and say you wanted to test it or hear her voice or something.
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On February 27 2008 21:44 Jibba wrote:Have you actually CALLED the phone number? $100 says you haven't. At least do it and say you wanted to test it or hear her voice or something.
No, I haven't called her, she called me =PPPPP
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United States22883 Posts
So I was working in the photolab today with a cute chick and I had to put my contact sheet into the Fix but her print was already in there, so she lifted it up and asked if I wanted to put mine under. I responded, "No, I like being on top." I quickly changed the subject. D:
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On February 28 2008 09:05 Jibba wrote:
So I was working in the photolab today with a cute chick and I had to put my contact sheet into the Fix but her print was already in there, so she lifted it up and asked if I wanted to put mine under. I responded, "No, I like being on top." I quickly changed the subject. D:
subtle sexual advance ftw!
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... I asked her out.
In real life.
Weird stuff happened between me and the 8th grader(other blog) so we decided to put it on halt.
She said yes, but she said we need a little more time before she fully agrees on it since she feels like I'm still a wandering dog(I stopped pursuing this chick for like 3-4 other girls... none of them mentioned since they were just "tests", I didn't get any feelings for any of them, just the 3 in my blogs).
She wants me to "calm down" and like her fully before we actually "go out" and I pretty much agreed with her since I still have feelings for the 8th grader and I'm talking with all these other girls and I just "really like" this girl.
Well, took me a while but I did it.
XP
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Wtf? thats a nice picture, she is very cute indeed, so my advice is.... fuck her. Fuck her hard and she will never leave you. And if u get bored of her u cant just say thinks were going in a hurry so lets take a "break"
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Or you could tie her up with rope.
/unfunny oneliner for a  blog
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I can't fucking understand what the fuck is Scorpion saying.
You asked out the girl in the picture (the first post) yes?
or someone else? if not, get the fuck out.
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On April 17 2008 08:10 Scorpion wrote:
... I asked her out.
In real life.
Weird stuff happened between me and the 8th grader(other blog) so we decided to put it on halt.
She said yes, but she said we need a little more time before she fully agrees on it since she feels like I'm still a wandering dog(I stopped pursuing this chick for like 3-4 other girls... none of them mentioned since they were just "tests", I didn't get any feelings for any of them, just the 3 in my blogs).
She wants me to "calm down" and like her fully before we actually "go out" and I pretty much agreed with her since I still have feelings for the 8th grader and I'm talking with all these other girls and I just "really like" this girl.
Well, took me a while but I did it.
XP
Dude...
you seem nice enough, but fuck you. She doesn't deserve to be the 5th option.
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On April 17 2008 10:37 Jibba wrote:
Dude...
you seem nice enough, but fuck you. She doesn't deserve to be the 5th option.
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On April 17 2008 09:14 funKie wrote:
I can't fucking understand what the fuck is Scorpion saying.
You asked out the girl in the picture (the first post) yes?
or someone else? if not, get the fuck out.
Yes, I asked the girl out in the first picture; sorry if I wasn't coherent enough. I had some problems with the other girl(the 8th grader) which I just resolved(took her to a 'romantic spot') but I got tied up with yet ANOTHER 8th grader...
Holy fuck, XD, what is it with me and 8th graders...
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wait what grade are u in Scorpion?
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On April 17 2008 11:51 EtherealDeath wrote:
wait what grade are u in Scorpion?
Me is senior.
Yes, make them "O.O" eyes at me.
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You're the scum of society. Stop taking advantage of retarded 13 year olds, when you're like what? 17? 18? You know how wrong that is?
Grow a pair and start talking to girls your own age
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Spenguin
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A big fuck you to you. Lol, you seriously need a pair.
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On April 17 2008 12:45 PsycHOTemplar wrote:You're the scum of society. Stop taking advantage of retarded 13 year olds, when you're like what? 17? 18? You know how wrong that is? Grow a pair and start talking to girls your own age
I don't see anything wrong; Age is just a number to me, dude.
xD
I'm not taking advantage of that either. I can get any chick I want, but, dating jailbait is just more exciting
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I don't see anything wrong; Age is just a number to me, dude.
One day you'll have a daughter, a niece, or some other non-romantic relationship with a girl, and it'll make you fucking sick to think of them getting taken advantage of by some loser.
A thirteen year old girl is dating you cause she thinks it makes her cool that an older guy likes her (yes, that's all it is; don't fool yourself). She doesn't realise what a big-big loser a guy whose 18 has to be to play ball before there's any grass on the field, with someone whose mind is undeveloped.
I can get any chick I want, but, dating jailbait is just more exciting
I'm sure there are just lines of attractive women who want to date pedophiles.
Oh well. Maybe you're just trolling
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On April 17 2008 11:55 Scorpion wrote:Show nested quote +On April 17 2008 11:51 EtherealDeath wrote:
wait what grade are u in Scorpion? Me is senior. Yes, make them "O.O" eyes at me.
what
the
fuck
is
wrong
with
you
I feel bad about flirting with a freshmen thats 3 years younger than me, but dating someone who's an 8th grader/5 years younger than me is just fucking awful. The whole time i was reading this page i thought you were a freshman or some shit, but senior + 8th grader = you're a douche bag.
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United States22883 Posts
The 8th grader got held back or something and is actually 15. Still, this is all pretty silly.
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On April 18 2008 05:07 Jibba wrote:
The 8th grader got held back or something and is actually 15. Still, this is all pretty silly. He said he lied and she's actually 14 (gonna be 15 soon I guess...or something, bah this is all confusing). Still...I could understand how maybe this 8th grader would be so awesome that you felt the need to go out with her. Seriously, I can sort of empathize with that. However the fact that there's another 8th grader (who I'm going to assume this time wasn't held back) just makes this kind of creepy and gives me the idea that soon you'll be going for even younger =/
Sorry to say, but that's just my opinion.
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I'm gonna laugh at you when your one of those douche bags caught on To Catch A Preditor.
Secondly I doubt you will ever get some decent pussy your own age because nobody is going to respect that shit
Lastly you 18 thats means its leagal for a parent to beat shit shit out of you for tryin to fuck around with their daughter.
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On February 23 2008 08:26 Scorpion wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2008 06:49 Brett wrote:On February 22 2008 13:43 Scorpion wrote:
I CAN FEEEEEEL YOU ALL AROUND MEEEEEEEEEE!
XD I'm still not convinced that you aren't gay... Feel free to prove me wrong though, mate. I'm like totally not gay! Check my profile for my pic, I'm emo =O
LAMO IM NOT GAY IM EMO
Whats next i dont suck dick i just take it in the ass
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Well this sure is turning out nicely.
Go date people your own age, 5 year difference is unacceptable. And get a decent haircut you pussy.
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Hahaha, let's see, let me list the ages of the girls I'm talking to right now(or have talked to recently):
8th grader = 14
other one = 14 also
freshman chick = 15
girl in this blog = 17(same age as me you bastards ;D)
girl I met at party = 18
girl I met at same party = 15
girl who has liked me since 6th grade = 18
Does this mean I'm a sociopath? I'm going to end up breaking a lot of hearts =/
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Anything above 15 years old is just wrong. Ditch all the 15 +..
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On April 18 2008 03:33 PsycHOTemplar wrote:One day you'll have a daughter, a niece, or some other non-romantic relationship with a girl, and it'll make you fucking sick to think of them getting taken advantage of by some loser. A thirteen year old girl is dating you cause she thinks it makes her cool that an older guy likes her (yes, that's all it is; don't fool yourself). She doesn't realise what a big-big loser a guy whose 18 has to be to play ball before there's any grass on the field, with someone whose mind is undeveloped. I'm sure there are just lines of attractive women who want to date pedophiles. Oh well. Maybe you're just trolling
How am I pedo if I'm also jailbait?
I don't understand... X[
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On April 18 2008 07:30 Boonbag wrote:
Anything above 15 years old is just wrong. Ditch all the 15 +..
Don't you mean 15 - ? unless...
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On April 18 2008 06:33 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
Lastly you 18 thats means its leagal for a parent to beat shit shit out of you for tryin to fuck around with their daughter.
I'm pretty sure beating is still illegal, just with a different name.
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On April 18 2008 07:30 Scorpion wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2008 03:33 PsycHOTemplar wrote:I don't see anything wrong; Age is just a number to me, dude. One day you'll have a daughter, a niece, or some other non-romantic relationship with a girl, and it'll make you fucking sick to think of them getting taken advantage of by some loser. A thirteen year old girl is dating you cause she thinks it makes her cool that an older guy likes her (yes, that's all it is; don't fool yourself). She doesn't realise what a big-big loser a guy whose 18 has to be to play ball before there's any grass on the field, with someone whose mind is undeveloped. I can get any chick I want, but, dating jailbait is just more exciting I'm sure there are just lines of attractive women who want to date pedophiles. Oh well. Maybe you're just trolling How am I pedo if I'm also jailbait? I don't understand... X[
I'm pretty sure you'd actually still be at fault.
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On April 18 2008 10:08 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2008 07:30 Scorpion wrote:On April 18 2008 03:33 PsycHOTemplar wrote:I don't see anything wrong; Age is just a number to me, dude. One day you'll have a daughter, a niece, or some other non-romantic relationship with a girl, and it'll make you fucking sick to think of them getting taken advantage of by some loser. A thirteen year old girl is dating you cause she thinks it makes her cool that an older guy likes her (yes, that's all it is; don't fool yourself). She doesn't realise what a big-big loser a guy whose 18 has to be to play ball before there's any grass on the field, with someone whose mind is undeveloped. I can get any chick I want, but, dating jailbait is just more exciting I'm sure there are just lines of attractive women who want to date pedophiles. Oh well. Maybe you're just trolling How am I pedo if I'm also jailbait? I don't understand... X[ I'm pretty sure you'd actually still be at fault.
I mean, it's only 3 years age difference.
Like I said, age is just a number, it's the <3 that counts.
X3
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United States7488 Posts
you high schoolers are silly... let him have some fun.
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On April 18 2008 11:41 semioldguy wrote:
you high schoolers are silly... let him have some fun.
Exactly!
Let me have my fun... ;D
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
dude the difference between a 45 and a 43 is small in maturity wise, but the difference between a 14 and a 17/18 year old is HUGE. Not only can they pass as being in elemntary school, but they have absolutely no idea what they want. They like something/someone for a week, then they decide to try someone/something else out.
They also have no physical attributes that even distinguishes them from the guys despite the hair on the top of their head. Pick someone older please
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mmhmmm high school....ah yess....
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On April 18 2008 02:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
what a fag rofl
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On April 19 2008 04:36 CaucasianAsian wrote:
dude the difference between a 45 and a 43 is small in maturity wise, but the difference between a 14 and a 17/18 year old is HUGE. Not only can they pass as being in elemntary school, but they have absolutely no idea what they want. They like something/someone for a week, then they decide to try someone/something else out.
They also have no physical attributes that even distinguishes them from the guys despite the hair on the top of their head. Pick someone older please
I've seen 13 year olds more...endowed than girls my own age...(I thought a lot of them were 18 when I met them...)
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what does tl care anyways we give him advice, he either use it or don't, if he wants to be the 8th grader's bitch just let him have it, she is obviously just using you to make her feel valuable or cooler to show it off to her friends, maybe she is even using you as bait to attract other boys her age.
btw any news about the 17 year old tho? its sad how fast you are going to lose her doing nothing
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On April 18 2008 10:18 Scorpion wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2008 10:08 Jibba wrote:On April 18 2008 07:30 Scorpion wrote:On April 18 2008 03:33 PsycHOTemplar wrote:I don't see anything wrong; Age is just a number to me, dude. One day you'll have a daughter, a niece, or some other non-romantic relationship with a girl, and it'll make you fucking sick to think of them getting taken advantage of by some loser. A thirteen year old girl is dating you cause she thinks it makes her cool that an older guy likes her (yes, that's all it is; don't fool yourself). She doesn't realise what a big-big loser a guy whose 18 has to be to play ball before there's any grass on the field, with someone whose mind is undeveloped. I can get any chick I want, but, dating jailbait is just more exciting I'm sure there are just lines of attractive women who want to date pedophiles. Oh well. Maybe you're just trolling How am I pedo if I'm also jailbait? I don't understand... X[ I'm pretty sure you'd actually still be at fault. I mean, it's only 3 years age difference. Like I said, age is just a number, it's the <3 that counts. X3
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On April 19 2008 05:08 Tusk wrote:
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Korea (South)11570 Posts
i swear chris hansen is a pedo himself
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On April 19 2008 06:08 ilj.psa wrote:
what does tl care anyways we give him advice, he either use it or don't, if he wants to be the 8th grader's bitch just let him have it, she is obviously just using you to make her feel valuable or cooler to show it off to her friends, maybe she is even using you as bait to attract other boys her age.
btw any news about the 17 year old tho? its sad how fast you are going to lose her doing nothing
We've found ourselves a wise man! He comes to tell us of the outcome of this blog! Do not let this post go unnoticed!
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Seriously man, the reason people are bitching is because you sound like a dumb little teenager who's a little too eager to share about his triumphs over the opposite sex. Grow up a little, and when you have something earnest to share, come back.
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