Who carved a pathway to the semis
Should now succeed - a faulty premise.
Oh-two - he's gone to fap too soon.
Maestro, who in battle heated
Was once the Swarm's beloved star,
From MSL so soon unseated,
Joins Seo Ji Hoon in DDR.
And Kim Taek Young, last year's sensation,
Whose wins brought hope to every Toss,
Will gain no fangirls' adulation.
Is he resigned to masturbation?
Perhaps it is what caused his loss.
Of four top players, three conceded -
No easy Liquibet, indeed.
They showed much promise, they were seeded,
But they were busy spilling seed.




