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Pressure
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your most enjoyable blog post yet cow for president! | ||
Xeofreestyler
Belgium6774 Posts
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3 Lions
United States3705 Posts
no mexicans will make it thru | ||
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Jonoman92
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On January 07 2008 07:41 Zelniq wrote: your style of writing is very similar to Stephen Colbert's in his book "I Am America (And So Can You!) " thanks, colbert is great it's probably mainly because this is leftist political satire or whatever i should call it haha On January 07 2008 08:40 Cascade wrote: I have a few questions that I need answered by my president before voting for him: 1) What about global warming? 2) What changes will you enforce in patch 1.16? 3) Will there be any legal restrictions on MBS in future games? 4) What is you solution to the "I-have-the-right-to-my-gun VS no-guns-->no-kills" debate? 5) What is your rank at ICC? 1) take out the main polluters. obviously this doesn't include the US because who would rip the spine out of a body to cure the patient so we'll just have to turn the chinese and indian people into plants before this thing starts inconveniencing us 2) add "IRAQ" game mode where, when playing vs terran, the enemy troops are not allowed to damage your base beyond initial conflicts and are forced to sit and watch as they crumble under relentless infested terran assault (the protoss get an infested dt) 3) MBS will be allowed in the game, but anyone using it will have their family shot and killed. if they don't have a family, people they like will be shot and killed. if they don't like anybody, objects they are attached to will be sold to a very uncaring man. if they don't have any attachments to objects, they are probably buddhist monks and they are not to be fucked with 4) settle it the only fair way known to man, battle royale. pacifists are allowed to drop their weapons if they want 5) i don't play ICC but im really really totally gosu | ||
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On January 07 2008 06:35 jtan wrote: your immigration stance is awesome i started giggling right from the beginning can't vote yet but i definitely would vote for you | ||
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chicken`
Germany3478 Posts
that maze would make a great tv show too, kill two birds with one stone! | ||
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DeadVessel
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Pika Chu
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
On January 07 2008 19:36 DeadVessel wrote: I don't mind having weed grown where I live. same...........we have plenty room here in Iowa;) | ||
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DwmC_Foefen
Belgium2186 Posts
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Dknight
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samachking
Bahrain4949 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On January 07 2008 20:50 -WGT-Stars- wrote: i dont vote for cow 1 reason he would hire a hit man to kill me now you're just being selfish | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
5/5 | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
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