• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 03:37
CEST 09:37
KST 16:37
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Classic Games #3: Rogue vs Serral at BlizzCon8[ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Ascent10Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview12[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt2: Take-Off7[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt1: Runway13
Community News
SC4ALL $6,000 Open LAN in Philadelphia6Weekly Cups (Sept 1-7): MaxPax rebounds & Clem saga continues23LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments3Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw?39Weekly Cups (Aug 18-24): herO dethrones MaxPax6
StarCraft 2
General
Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time What happened to Singapore/Brazil servers? SC4ALL: A North American StarCraft LAN Classic Games #3: Rogue vs Serral at BlizzCon
Tourneys
SC4ALL $6,000 Open LAN in Philadelphia RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series LANified! 37: Groundswell, BYOC LAN, Nov 28-30 2025 LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 490 Masters of Midnight Mutation # 489 Bannable Offense Mutation # 488 What Goes Around Mutation # 487 Think Fast
Brood War
General
ASL20 General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ alas... i aint gon' lie to u bruh... BW General Discussion [ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Ascent
Tourneys
[ASL20] Ro16 Group B Small VOD Thread 2.0 [ASL20] Ro16 Group A [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Borderlands 3 The PlayStation 5 General RTS Discussion Thread Iron Harvest: 1920+
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Games Industry And ATVI UK Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The Happy Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s)
TL Community
BarCraft in Tokyo Japan for ASL Season5 Final The Automated Ban List
Blogs
The Personality of a Spender…
TrAiDoS
A very expensive lesson on ma…
Garnet
hello world
radishsoup
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
RTS Design in Hypercoven
a11
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1403 users

A bit of a sexual problem/bragging opportunity - Page 2

Blogs > Track
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 07:26:36
December 28 2007 07:25 GMT
#21
On December 28 2007 15:13 Luddite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2007 15:09 Dknight wrote:
She was mad she couldnj't give you head?

It makes sense, actually. She probably thought that she was being super sexy by offering to suck you off, and you refusing her was a sign that you didn't think she was sexy. Women are weird like that.


Yea happened to me too, I think that's it.

edit:but I had a boner tho
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 07:33:35
December 28 2007 07:28 GMT
#22
On December 28 2007 13:53 HellAngel wrote:
Women just seem to last 50x longer than men

Not with every men...


On December 28 2007 15:08 Track wrote:
Ever had a girl sit on your nuts then complain when you go limp from agony?

haha yea :D
xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
December 28 2007 07:32 GMT
#23
Rekrul knows best.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27151 Posts
December 28 2007 08:11 GMT
#24
Hold a vibrator to her for 15 hours and then ask if she feels like fucking. She will get the picture.
ModeratorGodfather
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
December 28 2007 08:47 GMT
#25
10 hours si a long fucking time. I'll go soft when she goes to the bathroom while the TV is on., she jsut makes me re-hard. Its really embarassing if I can't get hard buttttt it happens when I don't feel good sometimes or if we've fucked too much and in that case oh well I guess.
Nak Allstar.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 09:15:48
December 28 2007 09:12 GMT
#26
Face the facts, you are don't have the virility, stamina, or vigor that other guys have and she has more drive than you, making you a wealking. Your fault, not hers!
One thing I find that helps is simply exercizing a lot, heavy weightlifting and running seems to increase sexual stamina, for me at least. I know that testosterone levels increase if somebody regular partakes in strenuous physical activity, makes sense to me I guess.
Didn't like 2 other people in general chat a couple months ago have the same "problem"?
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
AcquiescE
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia76 Posts
December 28 2007 09:25 GMT
#27
waah i cant stay hard for 10 hours!
get some meth or accept your human limitations....
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 28 2007 09:38 GMT
#28
how old are you anyways you must be like 16 normal people dont want to fuck around for 10 hours a day
why so 진지해?
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
December 28 2007 10:10 GMT
#29
On December 28 2007 17:11 Manifesto7 wrote:
Hold a vibrator to her for 15 hours and then ask if she feels like fucking. She will get the picture.

LOL best answer. But seriously, to the op: Is this really so hard to figure out? Explain in basic english what's going on and if she doesnt believe you then use google.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
December 28 2007 12:40 GMT
#30
viagra ^^
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32075 Posts
December 28 2007 13:30 GMT
#31
On December 28 2007 18:38 Rekrul wrote:
how old are you anyways you must be like 16 normal people dont want to fuck around for 10 hours a day

yeah really, your dick feels like it's gonna fall off if you try shit like that. there's no reason to fuck for hours like you're never going to see a vagina again. not beats takin a nap after, shietttt
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
PePe QuiCoSE
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Argentina1204 Posts
December 28 2007 13:45 GMT
#32
the what? if you are looking for people to confirm you that she's expecting too much, hell yes she is!! I don't get how she doesn't get sore fucking/fooling around for that long.
HorsementalitY
Profile Joined August 2003
United States1159 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 16:12:51
December 28 2007 15:54 GMT
#33
solution:

drugs or liquor

get some e,viagra,or even pot (works for me)

off course this is not for every night, just some weekends or special occasions.



the thing i hate the most is those nights when i'm not in the mood for fuckin, and just looking for head, my gf gives me head and then after expects me to eat her out. Now don't get me wrong, but i ENJOY eating out a nice clean shaven punani, but not right after getting head, i'm relaxed, not in the mood anymore, and frankly jus wanna lay down and do nothing.
Women, Pot, Futbol and Music
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
December 28 2007 16:01 GMT
#34
lol @ this thread
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 16:23 GMT
#35
get plentiful of vitamins and minerals and eat lots of red meat, oysters and shrimps.

Fact is, nutrition, food, and how you feel about everything and yourself, makes a huge difference for your sex-drive.
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Xeln4g4
Profile Joined January 2005
Italy1209 Posts
December 28 2007 16:26 GMT
#36
This is not a problem of you ... man u are dealing with the most terrific nymphomaniac woman on the planet!

By the way ... drop her handy numb at any time, i am sure many here would like to help you calm her down and give you some well deserved rest!

BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 16:36:32
December 28 2007 16:34 GMT
#37
1) You shouldn't be able to fuck her for 10 straight hours.
2) If she wants you to and "doesn't understand", she's an idiot.
3) If you do your best to fuck her and she refuses to cook you pie, she's an idiot.
4) If you allow your girl to hit you because you asked her to bake pie, you're both idiots.

Taken all these into account, your problem lies in you handling your women. Solution: stop being a martyr and giving them everything they want (in this case, a prolonged boner). Grow self-esteem and a habit to say "fuck you" to any girl that doesn't play by your rules.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 16:39 GMT
#38
On December 28 2007 15:13 Luddite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2007 15:09 Dknight wrote:
She was mad she couldnj't give you head?

It makes sense, actually. She probably thought that she was being super sexy by offering to suck you off, and you refusing her was a sign that you didn't think she was sexy. Women are weird like that.


How is it weird? How about if your girl didn't want you to lick her when you offered it?
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 28 2007 17:58 GMT
#39
yeah OP is very young >_<

Solution?

Popsicle stick?
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
December 28 2007 18:08 GMT
#40
On December 29 2007 01:34 BluzMan wrote:
1) You shouldn't be able to fuck her for 10 straight hours.
2) If she wants you to and "doesn't understand", she's an idiot.
3) If you do your best to fuck her and she refuses to cook you pie, she's an idiot.
4) If you allow your girl to hit you because you asked her to bake pie, you're both idiots.

Taken all these into account, your problem lies in you handling your women. Solution: stop being a martyr and giving them everything they want (in this case, a prolonged boner). Grow self-esteem and a habit to say "fuck you" to any girl that doesn't play by your rules.


Listen to this man he's telling the truth
--- Nuked ---
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 2h 23m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 151
ProTech73
Livibee 51
StarCraft: Brood War
Leta 636
Noble 81
zelot 69
Dewaltoss 66
ToSsGirL 60
sSak 54
Bale 33
Purpose 14
Sharp 10
Dota 2
The International25185
League of Legends
JimRising 655
Counter-Strike
m0e_tv1405
Stewie2K584
Other Games
summit1g9401
XaKoH 230
hungrybox206
ceh9180
C9.Mang0175
NeuroSwarm41
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1131
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 65
Other Games
BasetradeTV48
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 3
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• iopq 4
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Lourlo1554
Upcoming Events
RSL Revival
2h 23m
Classic vs TriGGeR
ByuN vs Maru
Online Event
4h 23m
Kung Fu Cup
4h 23m
BSL Team Wars
11h 23m
RSL Revival
1d 2h
Maestros of the Game
1d 6h
ShoWTimE vs Classic
Clem vs herO
Serral vs Bunny
Reynor vs Zoun
Cosmonarchy
1d 8h
Bonyth vs Dewalt
[BSL 2025] Weekly
1d 10h
RSL Revival
2 days
Maestros of the Game
2 days
[ Show More ]
BSL Team Wars
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
3 days
Snow vs Sharp
Jaedong vs Mini
Wardi Open
3 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
Afreeca Starleague
4 days
Light vs Speed
Larva vs Soma
LiuLi Cup
5 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Copa Latinoamericana 4
SEL Season 2 Championship
HCC Europe

Ongoing

BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Points
ASL Season 20
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
LASL Season 20
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1

Upcoming

2025 Chongqing Offline CUP
BSL Polish World Championship 2025
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
EC S1
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.