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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6180 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 07:26:36
December 28 2007 07:25 GMT
#21
On December 28 2007 15:13 Luddite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2007 15:09 Dknight wrote:
She was mad she couldnj't give you head?

It makes sense, actually. She probably thought that she was being super sexy by offering to suck you off, and you refusing her was a sign that you didn't think she was sexy. Women are weird like that.


Yea happened to me too, I think that's it.

edit:but I had a boner tho
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6180 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 07:33:35
December 28 2007 07:28 GMT
#22
On December 28 2007 13:53 HellAngel wrote:
Women just seem to last 50x longer than men

Not with every men...


On December 28 2007 15:08 Track wrote:
Ever had a girl sit on your nuts then complain when you go limp from agony?

haha yea :D
xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
December 28 2007 07:32 GMT
#23
Rekrul knows best.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
December 28 2007 08:11 GMT
#24
Hold a vibrator to her for 15 hours and then ask if she feels like fucking. She will get the picture.
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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
December 28 2007 08:47 GMT
#25
10 hours si a long fucking time. I'll go soft when she goes to the bathroom while the TV is on., she jsut makes me re-hard. Its really embarassing if I can't get hard buttttt it happens when I don't feel good sometimes or if we've fucked too much and in that case oh well I guess.
Nak Allstar.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 09:15:48
December 28 2007 09:12 GMT
#26
Face the facts, you are don't have the virility, stamina, or vigor that other guys have and she has more drive than you, making you a wealking. Your fault, not hers!
One thing I find that helps is simply exercizing a lot, heavy weightlifting and running seems to increase sexual stamina, for me at least. I know that testosterone levels increase if somebody regular partakes in strenuous physical activity, makes sense to me I guess.
Didn't like 2 other people in general chat a couple months ago have the same "problem"?
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
AcquiescE
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia76 Posts
December 28 2007 09:25 GMT
#27
waah i cant stay hard for 10 hours!
get some meth or accept your human limitations....
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 28 2007 09:38 GMT
#28
how old are you anyways you must be like 16 normal people dont want to fuck around for 10 hours a day
why so 진지해?
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
December 28 2007 10:10 GMT
#29
On December 28 2007 17:11 Manifesto7 wrote:
Hold a vibrator to her for 15 hours and then ask if she feels like fucking. She will get the picture.

LOL best answer. But seriously, to the op: Is this really so hard to figure out? Explain in basic english what's going on and if she doesnt believe you then use google.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
December 28 2007 12:40 GMT
#30
viagra ^^
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32083 Posts
December 28 2007 13:30 GMT
#31
On December 28 2007 18:38 Rekrul wrote:
how old are you anyways you must be like 16 normal people dont want to fuck around for 10 hours a day

yeah really, your dick feels like it's gonna fall off if you try shit like that. there's no reason to fuck for hours like you're never going to see a vagina again. not beats takin a nap after, shietttt
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PePe QuiCoSE
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Argentina1204 Posts
December 28 2007 13:45 GMT
#32
the what? if you are looking for people to confirm you that she's expecting too much, hell yes she is!! I don't get how she doesn't get sore fucking/fooling around for that long.
HorsementalitY
Profile Joined August 2003
United States1159 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 16:12:51
December 28 2007 15:54 GMT
#33
solution:

drugs or liquor

get some e,viagra,or even pot (works for me)

off course this is not for every night, just some weekends or special occasions.



the thing i hate the most is those nights when i'm not in the mood for fuckin, and just looking for head, my gf gives me head and then after expects me to eat her out. Now don't get me wrong, but i ENJOY eating out a nice clean shaven punani, but not right after getting head, i'm relaxed, not in the mood anymore, and frankly jus wanna lay down and do nothing.
Women, Pot, Futbol and Music
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
December 28 2007 16:01 GMT
#34
lol @ this thread
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 16:23 GMT
#35
get plentiful of vitamins and minerals and eat lots of red meat, oysters and shrimps.

Fact is, nutrition, food, and how you feel about everything and yourself, makes a huge difference for your sex-drive.
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Xeln4g4
Profile Joined January 2005
Italy1209 Posts
December 28 2007 16:26 GMT
#36
This is not a problem of you ... man u are dealing with the most terrific nymphomaniac woman on the planet!

By the way ... drop her handy numb at any time, i am sure many here would like to help you calm her down and give you some well deserved rest!

BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 16:36:32
December 28 2007 16:34 GMT
#37
1) You shouldn't be able to fuck her for 10 straight hours.
2) If she wants you to and "doesn't understand", she's an idiot.
3) If you do your best to fuck her and she refuses to cook you pie, she's an idiot.
4) If you allow your girl to hit you because you asked her to bake pie, you're both idiots.

Taken all these into account, your problem lies in you handling your women. Solution: stop being a martyr and giving them everything they want (in this case, a prolonged boner). Grow self-esteem and a habit to say "fuck you" to any girl that doesn't play by your rules.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 16:39 GMT
#38
On December 28 2007 15:13 Luddite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2007 15:09 Dknight wrote:
She was mad she couldnj't give you head?

It makes sense, actually. She probably thought that she was being super sexy by offering to suck you off, and you refusing her was a sign that you didn't think she was sexy. Women are weird like that.


How is it weird? How about if your girl didn't want you to lick her when you offered it?
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 28 2007 17:58 GMT
#39
yeah OP is very young >_<

Solution?

Popsicle stick?
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
December 28 2007 18:08 GMT
#40
On December 29 2007 01:34 BluzMan wrote:
1) You shouldn't be able to fuck her for 10 straight hours.
2) If she wants you to and "doesn't understand", she's an idiot.
3) If you do your best to fuck her and she refuses to cook you pie, she's an idiot.
4) If you allow your girl to hit you because you asked her to bake pie, you're both idiots.

Taken all these into account, your problem lies in you handling your women. Solution: stop being a martyr and giving them everything they want (in this case, a prolonged boner). Grow self-esteem and a habit to say "fuck you" to any girl that doesn't play by your rules.


Listen to this man he's telling the truth
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