• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 14:34
CEST 20:34
KST 03:34
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 20259Power Rank - Esports World Cup 202577RSL Season 1 - Final Week9[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall15HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18
Community News
Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced25BSL Team Wars - Bonyth, Dewalt, Hawk & Sziky teams10Weekly Cups (July 14-20): Final Check-up0Esports World Cup 2025 - Brackets Revealed19Weekly Cups (July 7-13): Classic continues to roll8
StarCraft 2
General
#1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 2025 Power Rank - Esports World Cup 2025 I offer completely free coaching services What tournaments are world championships?
Tourneys
FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $10,000 live event Esports World Cup 2025 $25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced $5,000 WardiTV Summer Championship 2025 WardiTV Mondays
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation #239 Bad Weather Mutation # 483 Kill Bot Wars Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune Mutation # 481 Fear and Lava
Brood War
General
Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced [Update] ShieldBattery: 2025 Redesign Dewalt's Show Matches in China BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China CSL Xiamen International Invitational [CSLPRO] It's CSLAN Season! - Last Chance
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers [G] Mineral Boosting Does 1 second matter in StarCraft?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Total Annihilation Server - TAForever [MMORPG] Tree of Savior (Successor of Ragnarok) Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
UK Politics Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Korean Music Discussion
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion 2024 - 2025 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment" Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Ping To Win? Pings And Their…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Socialism Anyone?
GreenHorizons
Eight Anniversary as a TL…
Mizenhauer
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 739 users

A bit of a sexual problem/bragging opportunity - Page 2

Blogs > Track
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6177 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 07:26:36
December 28 2007 07:25 GMT
#21
On December 28 2007 15:13 Luddite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2007 15:09 Dknight wrote:
She was mad she couldnj't give you head?

It makes sense, actually. She probably thought that she was being super sexy by offering to suck you off, and you refusing her was a sign that you didn't think she was sexy. Women are weird like that.


Yea happened to me too, I think that's it.

edit:but I had a boner tho
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6177 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 07:33:35
December 28 2007 07:28 GMT
#22
On December 28 2007 13:53 HellAngel wrote:
Women just seem to last 50x longer than men

Not with every men...


On December 28 2007 15:08 Track wrote:
Ever had a girl sit on your nuts then complain when you go limp from agony?

haha yea :D
xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
December 28 2007 07:32 GMT
#23
Rekrul knows best.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
December 28 2007 08:11 GMT
#24
Hold a vibrator to her for 15 hours and then ask if she feels like fucking. She will get the picture.
ModeratorGodfather
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
December 28 2007 08:47 GMT
#25
10 hours si a long fucking time. I'll go soft when she goes to the bathroom while the TV is on., she jsut makes me re-hard. Its really embarassing if I can't get hard buttttt it happens when I don't feel good sometimes or if we've fucked too much and in that case oh well I guess.
Nak Allstar.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 09:15:48
December 28 2007 09:12 GMT
#26
Face the facts, you are don't have the virility, stamina, or vigor that other guys have and she has more drive than you, making you a wealking. Your fault, not hers!
One thing I find that helps is simply exercizing a lot, heavy weightlifting and running seems to increase sexual stamina, for me at least. I know that testosterone levels increase if somebody regular partakes in strenuous physical activity, makes sense to me I guess.
Didn't like 2 other people in general chat a couple months ago have the same "problem"?
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
AcquiescE
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia76 Posts
December 28 2007 09:25 GMT
#27
waah i cant stay hard for 10 hours!
get some meth or accept your human limitations....
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 28 2007 09:38 GMT
#28
how old are you anyways you must be like 16 normal people dont want to fuck around for 10 hours a day
why so 진지해?
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
December 28 2007 10:10 GMT
#29
On December 28 2007 17:11 Manifesto7 wrote:
Hold a vibrator to her for 15 hours and then ask if she feels like fucking. She will get the picture.

LOL best answer. But seriously, to the op: Is this really so hard to figure out? Explain in basic english what's going on and if she doesnt believe you then use google.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
December 28 2007 12:40 GMT
#30
viagra ^^
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
December 28 2007 13:30 GMT
#31
On December 28 2007 18:38 Rekrul wrote:
how old are you anyways you must be like 16 normal people dont want to fuck around for 10 hours a day

yeah really, your dick feels like it's gonna fall off if you try shit like that. there's no reason to fuck for hours like you're never going to see a vagina again. not beats takin a nap after, shietttt
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
PePe QuiCoSE
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Argentina1204 Posts
December 28 2007 13:45 GMT
#32
the what? if you are looking for people to confirm you that she's expecting too much, hell yes she is!! I don't get how she doesn't get sore fucking/fooling around for that long.
HorsementalitY
Profile Joined August 2003
United States1159 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 16:12:51
December 28 2007 15:54 GMT
#33
solution:

drugs or liquor

get some e,viagra,or even pot (works for me)

off course this is not for every night, just some weekends or special occasions.



the thing i hate the most is those nights when i'm not in the mood for fuckin, and just looking for head, my gf gives me head and then after expects me to eat her out. Now don't get me wrong, but i ENJOY eating out a nice clean shaven punani, but not right after getting head, i'm relaxed, not in the mood anymore, and frankly jus wanna lay down and do nothing.
Women, Pot, Futbol and Music
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
December 28 2007 16:01 GMT
#34
lol @ this thread
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 16:23 GMT
#35
get plentiful of vitamins and minerals and eat lots of red meat, oysters and shrimps.

Fact is, nutrition, food, and how you feel about everything and yourself, makes a huge difference for your sex-drive.
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Xeln4g4
Profile Joined January 2005
Italy1209 Posts
December 28 2007 16:26 GMT
#36
This is not a problem of you ... man u are dealing with the most terrific nymphomaniac woman on the planet!

By the way ... drop her handy numb at any time, i am sure many here would like to help you calm her down and give you some well deserved rest!

BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 16:36:32
December 28 2007 16:34 GMT
#37
1) You shouldn't be able to fuck her for 10 straight hours.
2) If she wants you to and "doesn't understand", she's an idiot.
3) If you do your best to fuck her and she refuses to cook you pie, she's an idiot.
4) If you allow your girl to hit you because you asked her to bake pie, you're both idiots.

Taken all these into account, your problem lies in you handling your women. Solution: stop being a martyr and giving them everything they want (in this case, a prolonged boner). Grow self-esteem and a habit to say "fuck you" to any girl that doesn't play by your rules.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 16:39 GMT
#38
On December 28 2007 15:13 Luddite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2007 15:09 Dknight wrote:
She was mad she couldnj't give you head?

It makes sense, actually. She probably thought that she was being super sexy by offering to suck you off, and you refusing her was a sign that you didn't think she was sexy. Women are weird like that.


How is it weird? How about if your girl didn't want you to lick her when you offered it?
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 28 2007 17:58 GMT
#39
yeah OP is very young >_<

Solution?

Popsicle stick?
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
December 28 2007 18:08 GMT
#40
On December 29 2007 01:34 BluzMan wrote:
1) You shouldn't be able to fuck her for 10 straight hours.
2) If she wants you to and "doesn't understand", she's an idiot.
3) If you do your best to fuck her and she refuses to cook you pie, she's an idiot.
4) If you allow your girl to hit you because you asked her to bake pie, you're both idiots.

Taken all these into account, your problem lies in you handling your women. Solution: stop being a martyr and giving them everything they want (in this case, a prolonged boner). Grow self-esteem and a habit to say "fuck you" to any girl that doesn't play by your rules.


Listen to this man he's telling the truth
--- Nuked ---
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
18:00
RO8 Round Robin Group - Day 4
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
ZZZero.O127
LiquipediaDiscussion
FEL
09:00
Cracow 2025
Clem vs TBD
Reynor vs TBD
RotterdaM2610
ComeBackTV 1821
IndyStarCraft 696
WardiTV465
CranKy Ducklings180
3DClanTV 160
Rex127
EnkiAlexander 119
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 2610
IndyStarCraft 696
Rex 127
Vindicta 52
MindelVK 20
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 26899
Shine 327
firebathero 265
BeSt 165
Soulkey 130
ZZZero.O 127
Dewaltoss 91
Hyun 65
yabsab 39
Free 29
[ Show more ]
Terrorterran 6
Dota 2
Gorgc6368
qojqva3588
Counter-Strike
fl0m3712
flusha136
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox1137
Mew2King662
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor695
Liquid`Hasu436
Other Games
B2W.Neo765
Grubby218
Hui .192
KnowMe144
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick2216
StarCraft 2
angryscii 3
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 20 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 45
• Legendk 10
• iHatsuTV 7
• Kozan
• LUISG 0
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Migwel
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• Azhi_Dahaki7
• HerbMon 1
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• Nemesis2466
• WagamamaTV719
Other Games
• imaqtpie1029
• Shiphtur278
Upcoming Events
Wardi Open
16h 26m
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 15h
WardiTV European League
1d 21h
Online Event
1d 22h
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
The PondCast
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Korean StarCraft League
5 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
Murky Cup #2

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL 20 Non-Korean Championship
BSL 20 Team Wars
FEL Cracov 2025
CC Div. A S7
Underdog Cup #2
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25

Upcoming

ASL Season 20: Qualifier #1
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #2
ASL Season 20
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
WardiTV Summer 2025
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
HCC Europe
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.