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Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
August 25 2007 14:38 GMT
#1
So I've decided to finally give it a try.
We've seen all kinds of shit done here, so I will try to give you guys a small preview of what you're likely to find here and what this blog is not about.

Planned projects:

-Weekly TL.net recap (yes, a weak LS rip-off, so what)
including the very best from the TL.net IRC channel.
-Random photos I took on this year's vacation through Belgium and the Netherlands
-More random pictures if I return from Poland (if I manage to get there in the first place)
-Poetry in unusual forms
-Stream-of-consciousness posts where I try to think myself into sleep at 3 AM
-Probably more random stuff I find online that I think are not thread-worthy but I just have to show around.

What you're not likely to find includes:

-Child porn
-Self-loathing, self-hating, emo-rants, as much as you might expect them
-Anything StarCraft related, unless I start playing much again, which I find unlikely at best.

Feedback is always welcome, if it's reasonable, that is.
Stay tuned for future updates!

*
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
August 25 2007 14:44 GMT
#2
Sounds nice! I'd like to see a photo of a McDonalds or maybe a black/white cow?
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
August 25 2007 14:46 GMT
#3
No McDonalds in Sweden or what?
Why would you take a picture of the only thing you can definitely see everywhere anyway...
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
August 25 2007 14:51 GMT
#4
I like the idea of a guy travelling around and randomly taking a pic of McDonalds then posts it in a gaming related forum. Interesting.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
August 25 2007 15:36 GMT
#5
Yay, can't wait for it!
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-25 15:44:44
August 25 2007 15:36 GMT
#6
Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.

The second worst is that of the Azagoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own limbs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve- book epic entitled My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate bid to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

The very worst poetry of all perished (will perish) along with its creator, Cpt Obvious, Germany in the destruction of the forum TeamLiquid.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
August 25 2007 16:11 GMT
#7
God help us all
Moderator<:3-/-<
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
August 25 2007 16:29 GMT
#8
On August 26 2007 01:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
God help us all
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
August 25 2007 17:31 GMT
#9
On August 26 2007 01:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
God help us all
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
August 25 2007 19:19 GMT
#10
Just out of curiosity, why do you continue spending so much time on an internet forum where everyone thinks you're a total joke?
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
August 25 2007 20:40 GMT
#11
strafe knows the answer

+ Show Spoiler +
and so do i
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
August 25 2007 21:00 GMT
#12
On August 26 2007 01:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
God help us all
Karma is a bitch
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
August 26 2007 00:08 GMT
#13
Talk about germany and europe as well, for those of us who haven't been there and don't know much about it.
Do you really want chat rooms?
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
August 26 2007 10:23 GMT
#14
On August 26 2007 05:40 HiTexas wrote:
strafe knows the answer

+ Show Spoiler +
and so do i


You mean,,, Captain Obvious is actually strafe's alter ego???!!!!
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