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team melee is going to give me a stroke

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Zanno
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-27 16:54:31
June 27 2007 16:48 GMT
#1
so me and a friend decide to play a 3v3 game of team melee of people with various skill levels and boy oh boy i sure got the shit end of the bargain

some idiot queued up 10 zealots in 2 gates and when i went to cancel them to put more gateways down, then YOU HAVE NOT ENOUGH MINERALS because he put the zealots back

and when i try to explain to him why maxing out the unit queue is very bad all he says is "go fuck yourself"

as if that wasn't a huge fucking setback, we ended up losing the game in one clean tank push because some idiot (and i assume it was the same idiot) canceled goon range to get +1 air...vs terran. okay?

he also pulled *all* our probes to kill their scout no matter how many times i tried to order them back T_T

oh the best part is (seeing as it was a casual game) i try to build a cc to float off after the push takes our nat and he thinks the enemy is building something in our base and attacks it, and oh, if that wasn't stupid enough, he attacks the building instead of the worker ^_^

by the end of the game i was so pissed off i used what was left of the army to kill my own buildings

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Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
June 27 2007 16:55 GMT
#2
Thats exactly why i only ever play team melee with a friend i can trust
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
June 27 2007 18:56 GMT
#3
Welcome to battle.net
Trying is the first step towards failure, and hope is the first step towards disappointment!
AltaiR_
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Korea (South)922 Posts
June 27 2007 22:36 GMT
#4
Try Impossible Random in Battle.net, you have better chances of being blown by 3 chicks than winning that in a public game. Makes Team Melee with idiots look easy because at least you can control the units that your retarded ally "controls". xD
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Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
June 28 2007 11:05 GMT
#5
lololol... sounds hilarious
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 28 2007 19:30 GMT
#6
you have to add their apm to your apm to nearly nullify their noob actions T_T

it's pretty difficult even when they have 50 apm to add onto your own T_T

but yeah, friends only! xD
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Zanno
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1484 Posts
July 16 2007 23:48 GMT
#7
oh, that's the worst part, this wasn't some pubbie game, it was a game with some guy's friends on hamachi, and i got the shit end of his friends :\
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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
July 19 2007 20:03 GMT
#8
Any more than two people for TM is BAD.

Even with two good partners its just not as fun.

But if they are retarded you can just stop what he is doing with only one retard. ;P
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