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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-01 22:46:20
June 05 2007 05:31 GMT
#1
Help me!

***
Karma is a bitch
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
June 05 2007 05:40 GMT
#2
Please for the love of god and the sake of all men DO NOT SAY CLOSE YOUR EYES SO I CAN GIVE YOU A PRESENT. At the end of the night just kiss her, sometimes no words spoken is just the way to go.
Hi
Orlandu
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
China2450 Posts
June 05 2007 05:43 GMT
#3
On June 05 2007 14:40 kidd wrote:
Please for the love of god and the sake of all men DO NOT SAY CLOSE YOUR EYES SO I CAN GIVE YOU A PRESENT. At the end of the night just kiss her, sometimes no words spoken is just the way to go.


Seconded
We cant give up just because things arent the way we want them to be.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20152 Posts
June 05 2007 05:48 GMT
#4

1:00 P.M - Arrive at her house
1:00 ~ 3:00 P.M - Probably just talk and flirt around.
3:00 ~ 5:30 P.M - Movie
5:30 ~ 7:00 P.M - Dinner
7:00 ~ 8 or 9:00 P.M - Talk.

1:00~9:00 P.M - Fuck



JK its fine i suppose
and if you tell her to close her eyes so you can give her a present then kiss her, i will personally fly my ass to wherever the fuck you live and kill you. Just be close to her and lean in for the kiss when the time is right. If you have a pair of balls and you know you can do it (otherwise rest of day is ruined)Go for the kissing/intimacy in the 1~3 period, which rewards you with several more hours (compared to a few seconds at end of night) of intimacy.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
June 05 2007 07:00 GMT
#5
On June 05 2007 14:48 decafchicken wrote:

1:00 P.M - Arrive at her house
1:00 ~ 3:00 P.M - Probably just talk and flirt around.
3:00 ~ 5:30 P.M - Movie
5:30 ~ 7:00 P.M - Dinner
7:00 ~ 8 or 9:00 P.M - Talk.

1:00~9:00 P.M - Fuck


LOOOOL
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
June 05 2007 09:44 GMT
#6
This plan shit doesn't work..you know?.

It's like..mnm said, do not fucking think mother fucker, just do it.

Do it for the sake of your balls.
Do it for the balls of all the people who can't.
just fucking do it!.

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