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Pleasuremann
Profile Blog Joined February 2016
20 Posts
February 05 2018 00:35 GMT
#1
Claimin assault like he was breakin the law
bitch, you mistaken, you call rape, you ain't takin his balls
Looks to me like your average case of withdrawal
Got my face in the palm, now she's aggravated I ain't chasin' the ball
I pop that shit in her drink, and watch it dissolve quicker
Than a snickers bar to a fat bitch at a call center
Says she's on a similar kick; this hot ticket's
like a gift from the Gods;
I'm like *Mission Accomplished*
But I can't promise to repair that stitch in your jaw
'Back in the kitchen, wash them dishes, you ain't listen at all
Think I crossed them prison guards so I could visit you broads?
I'll leave you in the shiverin' frost to kick rocks with my dick in a box
The older the berry, the richer the sauce
And the thicker - now I gotta administer gauze
I said, Listen to Sarge, "Them women in the gym are gonna bend over quick,
and in a minute, I give a percentage of 'em considerate pause"
R-r-ribbit, I snip it and all them jaws started spinnin like pond ripples
and stones I skip 'em accross
Take a critical hit, while your homie's lickin' his crotch
Suckin a popsickle, thinkin, "I'ma stick to the 'toss"
The shit's pitiful, but if I get on the gin, I'ma flip
Hit your general clique with mixed chemicals,
Incredible quips like tentacle grips, and tits, genitals,
And Benadryl Drips - I think I'm on an Oedipal stint
Gimme some Jack Frost and a hash pipe so I can calm down
On the ball now, no crack 'draws from last night
All y'all slack-jaweds get black-balled and capsized
While I gaslight all the smack talk your ass writes

****
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
February 05 2018 02:33 GMT
#2
This is legitimately good.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Pleasuremann
Profile Blog Joined February 2016
20 Posts
April 08 2019 08:53 GMT
#3
I'm peddlin ritalin
Admittin Im settlin
The bottom dollar up yo daughter's little intestine
Impressin the fiddler with a vial of Leptipin spittle
Except in the middle
Which I'll admit - is triple Excederin
No better impediment drip'll ripple the sediment
Than the president's cheddar deficit cripplin' veterans
I'm trippin on medicine
Preppin medics in critical
Wreckin' Letterman's pitiful desk embedded in detriment-riddled
Literal messages pressed and shredded to minimal jest
Indebted to liberals best inbred individuals
Residual vestiges tested leftists and moderates sought
to bother in festerin' second guesser's preponderance
Responded in laughter, gasped, and and acted despondent
When they flaunted disaster, gasped, and happened upon it
Now it's back to the sonnet, it seems I lost a perspective
When I repressed the detested ebonics, wandering restless
Digressed to honest ditectives engrossed in honest discussion

While you blushin' astonished, I boast this phonic percussion
Felutinfurte
Profile Joined April 2019
Bahamas1 Post
April 09 2019 05:00 GMT
#4
It’s a pleasure to read the pleasuremann’s writtings here. Why haven’t I ever heard of this guy? Do you have any music available on sound cloud? If this is produced where can I find this?
Learn to love & love to learn!
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