EPTThe grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about these young boys."
He is going to try to kiss you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
"He is going to try to feel your breasts. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
"Most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. Don't let him do that; it will disgrace our family."
Keeping this advice in mind, the virgin goes on her date and afterwards can hardly wait to tell her grandmother about it.
"It went just like you said!" she says. "But I didn't let him disgrace our family. When he tried that, I got on top of him and disgraced his family instead!"
