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A virgin from a traditional family

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jowelsgrry 45 Posts November 10 2017 23:47 GMT #1 A virgin from a traditional family tells her grandmother she's going on her first date. The grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about these young boys." He is going to try to kiss you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. "He is going to try to feel your breasts. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that." He is going to try to put his hand between your legs. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. "Most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. Don't let him do that; it will disgrace our family." Keeping this advice in mind, the virgin goes on her date and afterwards can hardly wait to tell her grandmother about it. "It went just like you said!" she says. "But I didn't let him disgrace our family. When he tried that, I got on top of him and disgraced his family instead!"

Starlightsun United States1405 Posts November 11 2017 06:27 GMT #2 lol, not bad.

Cokefreak Finland8096 Posts November 11 2017 12:02 GMT #3 5 out of 5.

FFGenerations 7088 Posts November 11 2017 14:22 GMT #4 2 out of 2. lol <3 actually, browsing jokes on the internet is really fun if you can find a good site :3

Hier 2391 Posts November 12 2017 20:14 GMT #5 ROFLMAO ELECTRIC

lestye United States4227 Posts November 13 2017 13:21 GMT #6 I give it a 7.

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