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Week Two Recap
Week two was not only more expedient than Week one, it was much more exciting. Well, at least one match was. Totally Not The Best Team In The League moved to 2-0 with a clean sweep of a diminished DJ’s and Dino’s who were unable to bring their A-Team to bear despite benching Elentos who has banished to the shadow realm after his defeat to a slumping soO. The other match, between Twice Liquid and or Prime and Carried By Railgan featured the two greatest upsets in LRTL history (aka four matches) and went to a full five games. Mizenhauer 12p/drones pool earned him a shocking ZvZ win over Railgan, but Seeker diffused the momentum by taking out Luolis with an equally audacious cheese. Olli and newly converted Twice Viper traded wins, setting up an acematch between a Koreaboo and an authentic Korean. Mizenhauer notched his second win of the day to give Twice No Longer Prime their first win of the round.
Bonus Interview with Mizenhauer conducted by Girl Blog expert CosmicSpiral
Last week you were the workhouse of Twice Liquid, securing the first victory and the ace match. Where does this rank on your list of lifetime achievements?
Right above waiting in line for eight hours for Twice merchandise and right below coming up with a title a certain editor liked, but the community hated.
Allegedly, high school wrestling is one of your secret passions. Who is currently your favorite player and why?
This is a tough one because I should pick someone going to my favorite college (Penn State), but I’m gonna go with Gable Steveson. He’s a two time cadet world champion and moves like someone that weighs 185 instead of 285. He’s a generational talent who has real bonjwa potential. I can’t wait to see wrestling boards succumb to a debate as cancerous as whether INnoVation or MVP is the GOAT once he hits college.
Imagine you’re a contestant on The Dating Game, except your bachelorettes are a grilled cheese sandwich, a beef enchilada, and the artist formerly known as the McRib. How would you figure out which one is the meal for you?
I’d ask them who they would rather be eaten by, Momo or Jeongyeon and why.
It’s well known your favorite Twice member is Tzuyu. Why do you continue to deny the evident superiority of MOMO?
Hmmm. Well I can’t deny that Momo is a better dancer, has a narrower waist and is a much better eater. Maybe it’s illogical, but there’s still something about Tzuyu that just makes my heart aflutter. There are some hills not worth dying upon, but for me this sure is one. Tzuyu fighting!
Would you rather fight a hippopotamus with Hitler’s facial hair or a saltwater crocodile with Stalin’s fashion sense?
Since Wax is such a big fan of hippos, I’m gonna choose the moustached monstrosity. I’ve always wanted to get one over on him however I could and this might be my chance.
Week Three Preview
Match One
The opening match of the week should be a cracker as fans are gauranteed to get at least three live matches as Twice Liquid seeks to secure a playoff spot while DJ’s and Dinosaurs tries to evade an 0-3 record.
Twice Liquid vs DJs and Dinosaurs
mizenhauer <Incubation> Golo
Olli <Abyssal Reef> Poopi 
Templar <Caldeum 3> Charoisaur
Luolis <Neo Catalyst> ArtyK
ACE
<Pandora>
mizenhauer <Incubation> Golo Olli <Abyssal Reef> Poopi Templar <Caldeum 3> Charoisaur Luolis <Neo Catalyst> ArtyK ACE
<Pandora>
Map 1: Mizenhauer can’t play ZvZ if he can’t 12 pool. He’s doomed.
Map 2: Poopi is favored here, but Olli has been laddering a bunch. He’s a far better poster so that should translate into a win.
Map 3: Rip Temp
Map 4: Is Luolis the worst teamleague player ever? We’ll just have to find out.
Prediction:
Golo 1 > 0 Mizenhauer
Poopi 1 < 1 Olli
Charoisaur 2 > 1 Templar
ArtyK 2 < 2 Luolis
Charoisaur 2 < 3 Luolis
Twice Liquid Wins 3-2
Match Two
Opisska is alive boys! And just his time to lead his team to victory as Durn and Ej take a back seat for a week. One set win is all Totally Not Getting Tired of These Names needs to clinch the playoffs. Here’s looking at you Elentos!
Totally Not LPLR vs S T A T S B O Y S
Opisska <Abyssal Reef> Seeker Elentos <Incubation> Cricketer Kashim <Ametrin> Railgan Inflicted <Caldeum 3> Phredxor ACE
<Neo Catalyst>
Map 1: Mod vs shit poster. The age old battle. I’m going with shit poster.
Map 2: Rip crick. At least you’re winning liquibet.
Map 3: Railgan continues to carry despite being the most hated man in the league
Map 4: Inflicted closes things out for his team as they head into the playoffs in first place.
Prediction:
Opisska 1 > 0 Seeker
Elentos 2 > 0 Cricketer
Kashim 2 < 1 Railgan
Inficted 3 < 1 Phredxor
Totally Not……………….. Wins 3-1.
Writer: Mizenhauer
Editor: The Spirit of Tzuyu
Graphics: Hexhaven
