The Sims Battle Report 2

This is Jim.


Jim is a successful businessman who furnished his own house all by himself. He is proud of his work, and often admires it!


Jim happened to meet a very pretty looking lady the other night, and thought he’d give her a call to come over.


“Welcome!” Said Jim as his lady friend Sarah came in. Jim couldn’t help but notice the way she was staring at his living room stove. “Only the finest chefs have one!” he said.


Upon showing off his stove though, Jim suddenly felt a strong urge to use the bathroom. He called over Sarah to the kitchen so he could show off his masterful long-distance pissing skills.


She was not impressed.


Fully relieved, Jim went to work cooking his famous kerosene chilly. Hopefully this would make up for his lackluster performance before.


Unfortunately, Jim lied about his cooking skills too, and quickly set the house on fire.


Sarah started screaming in place as the fire slowly crept closer and closer to her. Jim watched intently.


“Not again!” Thought Jim as Sarah caught fire.


After the fire subsided, Jim retrieved what was left of his unfortunate lady friend and buried her in the backyard. “I’ll never forget you Jenny,” he said.


As Jim watched over the graves, he couldn’t help but notice how perfect a day it was for working out.


The end.