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MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
December 22 2016 17:00 GMT
#1
I was heading to work today after a failed attempt to complete a masturbation session before work. I hurried out of my apartment and ran towards the bus and realised that I will spend most of the day with unreleased sexual urges, and with a slightly sore penis from the 7 minutes of forceful stroking I will probably not be able to forget about my wand during the day. A great mishap, I thought.

I just managed to get to the bus in time and there was no one on, I stumbled forward as the fat bus driver rammed the gas, I took a seat and sighed from relief. I plugged in my headphones and turned on some classical music, Ravel. Maybe this can rescue this day my inner monologue went. But just as the music came on something caught my eye on the seat in front of me. I had to double take, there was no mistake.

In front of me was a massive cum stain that wobbled with the movement of the bus, It was as fresh as could be. In these situations most people would change seats immediately out of shock, but not me. And with Ravel, a violin, piano and drums in the background, the movement of the wobbly goo was somehow out of synch with my inner self. Then I started adding things together.

This was the first stop of this route. There was no one else on the bus. The fat bus driver did look rather calm, yet, like a complete retard.

I'll have none of this I thought, just as the bus again stopped and a few people came on, I pushed myself passed them and headed towards bus driver, we locked eyes in the mirror as I approached and I readied myself, some people might be social justice warriors, I just got a series of deeply rooted issues never truly understood by psychiatrists and psychologists. I leaned up behind him and thought passive aggression is always a reasonable approach.

- Hey, that cum stain you left back there would by some be considered a work of art.

He hit the god damn break and I lost my footing while he shouted something about who the fuck I thought I was, and my head quickly approached the oddly placed card reader, and thought, this looks like plastic, this might not hurt that bad. But it did.

Now I was laying on the floor of the bus, half conscious, and this strange man, oh yeah, he was the bus driver, was shouting at me to get off the fucking bus, in great disorientation this seemed reasonable and I crawled slowly down the stairs of the bus and laid down on the sidewalk.

The bus drove off as I touched my skull, there was blood pouring down my face, and I could only think that this will get my mind off my sore penis.





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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 22 2016 17:53 GMT
#2
Part of me wants to believe this very strange story is true.

Another part of me doubts that because who would cut their masturbation session short if it wasn't an emergency?
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-22 18:03:26
December 22 2016 18:02 GMT
#3
On December 23 2016 02:53 travis wrote:
Part of me wants to believe this very strange story is true.

Another part of me doubts that because who would cut their masturbation session short if it wasn't an emergency?


I have difficulty climaxing due to a bad diet and stress, my mom thinks I'm gay but I'm quite sure that isn't the case.
Hello there
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
December 22 2016 19:30 GMT
#4
That was an unexpected story.
<3
noname_
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
466 Posts
December 22 2016 22:39 GMT
#5
You`re one hell of a strange motherfucker may I add.
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
December 23 2016 02:43 GMT
#6
Bolero made you jizz? Interesting.
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Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
December 24 2016 10:53 GMT
#7
On December 23 2016 11:43 iSometric wrote:
Bolero made you jizz? Interesting.


No no, the jizz belonged to the calm, retarded bus driver.
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
December 25 2016 22:33 GMT
#8
On December 24 2016 19:53 Starlightsun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2016 11:43 iSometric wrote:
Bolero made you jizz? Interesting.


No no, the jizz belonged to the calm, retarded bus driver.


some people just let their imagination run a bit wild
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